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August 5, 2021

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Cosmo is very perceptive

Comments (70)

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Charlie Lawton · August 6, 2021

snoof snoof

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panpolypuff · August 5, 2021

I am very confused. Did I miss a plot thread about some connection between Yay and Cosmo? Also why is she concerned about Roko? I feel like I stress-forgot a whole arc or two somewhere.

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Sweet Cousin Marney Addams · August 5, 2021

i thought she thought that Roko has a crush on either Elliot or Clinton? this arc got very confusing very fast

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Phil Crawford · August 5, 2021

Uhura as a borzoi https://twitter.com/starklyjd/status/1423035865836789773

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Ruth Merriam · August 5, 2021

Gods, I needed this laugh.

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TomekDzsí · August 5, 2021

This gonna be gud

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at0m · August 5, 2021

Sniff snoof

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Bagge · August 5, 2021

Don't lose your cool now, Yay'

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Sam Bak (they/them) · August 5, 2021

cosmo's such a good dog. sniff snoof :tail wag:

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Nathaniel Tagg · August 5, 2021

The baseball bat suggests that AI violence against humans is not unheard of in this reality. I wonder how many non-Crushbot related injuries and deaths are sustained by humans at the hands of AI?

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Noise · August 5, 2021

Or it could be possible that some AIs are so confused - and durable enough - that giving them a few hard taps with a bat is the only way of getting their attention.

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Tyler Oxenholm · August 5, 2021

Anyone else a little unclear on what exactly Yay is debating with themselves? What is the temptation they're considering giving into?

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Mikki Owens · August 5, 2021

Breaking and entering to meet Cosmo

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legobil · August 5, 2021

Yay’s face in panel 2. I zoomed in and was disappointed by its low-res. I want it, huge, like, wallpaper huge.

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Clifton Royston · August 5, 2021

Be sure to appreciate the Cosmo ears perk-up in panel 3.

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Stephen Wells · August 5, 2021

My "Yay is based on cats" theory is looking more and more convincing :)

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Mad Marie · August 8, 2021

If yay ends up stuck in that tree, Aurelia is sure going to be disappointed to have to call the hot firemen who work the night shift to come and bring a ladder…again…

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Todd Ellner · August 5, 2021

Heh. You can tell Aurelia doesn't have much experience walking dogs or carrying weapons. One of the reasons dogs are generally walked on the left comes from military and police work. The dog was walked on the non-dominant side so the dominant hand could access a sidearm. It's pretty clear that Aurelia is right-handed ( https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4481 and 4482 ).

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Remy Labelle · August 5, 2021

Maybe she's ambidextrous, and she eats right-handed but plays baseball left-handed.

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Sleepy John · August 5, 2021

Yay is a host, Mom is her host, and both of them have reasons. Cosmo is Cosmo, and needs no reason.

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RyanNerd · August 5, 2021

Cosmo's just happy to see Yay again. Look at that tail.

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OldGoat · August 5, 2021

But Cosmo is happy to see everyone. She's so friendly she'd hold the flashlight for a burglar.

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Andrew Mitchell · August 5, 2021

That FLIT! I want to know how it was done. Does Yay have built-in anti-gravity? Are they THAT good at jumping?

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Pejo · August 5, 2021

Yay's bodies are... custom.

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Peter Lewerin · August 5, 2021

Mixed messages from the bat and the tail, but the call of the Mom still rings true.

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Kid Meier91 · August 5, 2021

sniff snoof

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Daniel S · August 5, 2021

Is she going to give Yay the other bat she keeps in the front closet?

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ljdbjlasfbjk · August 5, 2021

This time of night, Yay might find their own bat in that tree.

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Doug · August 5, 2021

Praeses origin story.

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David Durant · August 5, 2021

Deep reference - love it :-)

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Chris Heg · August 5, 2021

Omnipotent but neurotic.

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Ashley · August 5, 2021

Hahah. Baseball bat just in case.

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Elf Sternberg · August 5, 2021

If memory serves me right, she has a second one for Yay, just to keep things fair.

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Dean Reilly · August 5, 2021

Nothing to see here, just gathering nuts for winter.

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John · August 5, 2021

...for a "HOST" of reasons. Too good, Jeph, too good.

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Pejo · August 5, 2021

...Is that a pun I missed?

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Nicolas Demers · August 5, 2021

Of all the ways for Aurelia and Yay to meet, this was not one of the ways I imagined

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tellumo · August 5, 2021

Who will win? This hypernetworked super-AI who fled to what is in retrospect not a particularly good hiding spot as fast as their state-of-the-art hardware can take them or One pointy girl with three hundred years of "take the humans to the things that are running away" ancestors. Sorry, Yay, but I gotta back Cosmo on this one.

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Rat · August 5, 2021

holy fuck i wasnt sure what to expect after yesterday but this was better than i could ever hope for (and i was hopping for a lot.) new favorite arc new favorite arc. (sidenote im now full on train shipping yay and Mrs.Augusts because i think that that is hilarious)

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Aditya Rameshan · August 5, 2021

Not gonna lie, was not expecting Yay to end up in a tree, lmao

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Yelling Bird · August 5, 2021

HOLY SHIT! THEY'RE IN MY TREE!

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Leak · August 5, 2021

Welp, they're fucked...

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Thisguy · August 5, 2021

Well done Yay. For the price of your dignity, you can now talk to Cosmo without upsetting Roko regarding your morality. I mean, you’ll have to admit that you found the address and went there to begin with, but I think Roko will forgive that when you explain that you had an existential discussion with yourself about morality which then alerted the occupant to your presence.

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GirleeBirdy Yuri Princess · August 5, 2021

And yet we don't want to keep secrets from Roko, we enjoy sharing with her. We enjoy her presence.

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Rachel Avila · August 5, 2021

I love Auriela‘s outfit, it’s perfect

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Rich Holmes · August 5, 2021

Panel 2: "someome" ?

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Roy B. Scherer · August 5, 2021

Sorry, but the "n" is not onsite!

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NinjaZaku · August 5, 2021

"How tall is that tree?" "About Yay high."

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Full Metal · August 5, 2021

ffs I hate that I laughed at this

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Finvaara · August 5, 2021

Aurelia wisely kept a bat in case it was needed, but kindly kept it out of line of site from the doorway so that it wasn't a threat while she was offering aid.

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setite · August 5, 2021

But she brought it outside with her so I feel like her promise not to hurt Yay will fall on deaf ears.

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KCool · August 5, 2021

Croc life!

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 5, 2021

We're not going to hurt you... just ignore the bat. XD Auriela is too precious for this world!!

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Orion Rhine · August 5, 2021

Speak softly and carry a large stick. Good advice for anyone.

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gatherer818 · August 5, 2021

The embarrassment is enough that they aren't petting Cosmo. Poor Yay.

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Andrew Mitchell · August 5, 2021

Yay will pet Cosmo within the next two panels. #prediction

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Andrew Tate · August 5, 2021

"Sniff Snoof" ♥️

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Michael Boettger · August 5, 2021

When you get right down to it, Yay is kind of a fraidy cat, aren't they?

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 5, 2021

Super fraidy cat- remember when she hid behind Roko when they ran into Faye?

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Amanda Smith · August 5, 2021

Sniff snoof

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Miyaa · August 5, 2021

Also, does Yay have a body odor problem?

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 5, 2021

Wait? What?

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Anthony Gaglianese · August 5, 2021

A hivemind omniscient AI having a crisis of morality is unexpectedly refreshing.

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JD · August 5, 2021

I like how she still has the baseball bat in case Cosmo's previous owner ever comes looking for them.

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Clifton Royston · August 5, 2021

Anton Chekhov's less well-known law of writing - if you put a baseball bat on the mantelpiece in Act 567, you must use it in Act 723.

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Miyaa · August 5, 2021

Cosmo 1, Yay 0

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David Durant · August 5, 2021

"We're not going to hurt you" is sending a mixed message with holding a baseball bat.

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Indigo · August 5, 2021

That's so Yay doesn't hurt them.

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Christy Brown · August 5, 2021

🤣🤣🤣

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Darnel D Cooper · August 5, 2021

Yes,.. I'm still laughing.