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Ifs Ands Or Butts
July 26, 2021

Ifs Ands Or Butts

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Comments (59)

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Bagge · July 27, 2021

Yay doesn't approve of people not talking about Yay

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Onyx · July 27, 2021

Also, gender-noncommittal is my new gender

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Lucas Werkmeister · July 27, 2021

I love Clinton's happy face in the fourth panel :3

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Michael Keogh · July 26, 2021

USA Beach Volleyball Women's Team... I'm just sayin'

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Grumpy Bird · July 26, 2021

I mean, if you want admiration, Yay, I can supply some.

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Yelling Bird · July 26, 2021

YEAH! TAKE IT OFF YOU CHALKY, ANDROGYNOUS SEX-MUFFIN!

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Erin Halfelven at BigCloset · July 26, 2021

LOL!

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Gaz · July 26, 2021

let him infodump his special interest yay

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Roy B. Scherer · July 26, 2021

I wanna see Yay take off that jumpsuit -- or at least unzip it a bit more!

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Dave Stebbins · July 26, 2021

Elliot must be a big fan of the whole 'once you get him started he just keeps going' thing.

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Chris Crowther · July 26, 2021

He's the energizer bunny...

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Sarah Schnell · July 26, 2021

Mmm, svelte butts ^_^

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Liophora · July 26, 2021

Gender non-committal is such a mood 😁

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Josh Moberly · July 26, 2021

*To the tune of the Monty Python spam song*: Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts Lovely Butts! Wonderful Butts! Lovely Butts! Wonderful Butts!

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That Blair Guy · July 26, 2021

If (when?) Clinton learns the nature of the AI he's been talking to....

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ParagonRocky · July 26, 2021

"Weird spider" Gordon intensifies...

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Andrew L Butula · July 26, 2021

I hope things work out for Gordon. For someone who does NOT like spiders I always found him cute. Maybe it's the color scheme, maybe the friendly proportions, or just the fact that he's too big to sneak up on me, but he never triggered the "Spider! Aaah!" response.

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The Shadow's Lair · July 26, 2021

So this is what we autistic people call infodumping lol. I love this comic bc I can see different parts of my identity in almost every character. Here all one have to do is substitute paleontology for AI and I'd be Clinton going on forever about different stuff in the field and particularly about dinosaurs and paleontology. While we know brun is autistic I think it's fair to point out that ND people are drawn to eachother and that while it might not be in universe it's hard for me to think any these characters are NT in anyway. We know hanners isn't bc OCD which I also am (ocpd in fact). And Faye is obviously suffering depression and maybe cptsd along with alcoholism. Faye drew me in honest bc the alcoholism. I found this comic when I first came out as trans and quit drinking... I was still relapsing occasionally. Seeing Clinton infodumping as a "normal" person and not tying it to some "flaw" just Clinton is who he is... Seeing these people being who they are... And watching both the art and story grow... To the artist thank you. I dunno why I'm saying it on this strip in particular but thank you for creating characters that help people like me feel like we aren't alone.

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Some Ed · July 26, 2021

Neuro divergent is not just 'people with autism'. It's literally anyone whose brains work sufficiently different from neurotypical, aka the "average person" that so many people claim to be but virtually nobody actually *is*. You touched on that with indicating that OCD and depression count. But I run into enough people who are not the "average person" that I wonder if neurotypical is really correctly named, or if they're just a group that have managed to make their behavior sufficiently normative, such that anyone who is anywhere close and some who aren't really try to be like that. That said, I realize my experiences are not statistically representative of the average person's, especially since I tend to avoid "average people".

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Andy M · July 26, 2021

Kinda want to steal gender-noncommittal ngl.

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fluffy · July 26, 2021

Clinton must have been really disarming to Yay - they're speaking with rectangular bubbles, rather than rounded ones.

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fluffy · July 26, 2021

Oh wait they've been doing that this entire chapter.

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BobC · July 26, 2021

Elliot now knows a second way to make Clinton happy.

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John · July 26, 2021

Butts! Butts! Butts! Moar Butts!

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Daniel S · July 26, 2021

"Shut up and tell me I'm pretty."

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Huge Cook · July 26, 2021

We gettin Yay nudes, y'all!

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Cley Faye · July 26, 2021

I'm still half-worried part of what we can't see with clothes are a portal to an hellish dimension.

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Michael Boettger · July 26, 2021

"Less nerd talk, more admiration, meatbag!"

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David Fleming · July 26, 2021

It only just now occurred to me that Yay may be nonbinary. I think that's pretty cool

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Dr. Otter · July 26, 2021

I saw that she was non-binary at her first appearance. It's pretty obvious that she is at least octal, maybe hexadecimal.

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Anthony Gaglianese · July 26, 2021

Yup, saw that coming a mile away. Elliott, please kiss him? His brain needs to shut off and reboot. It's like having a Chrome tab open with a web video that just keeps playing no matter what.

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BioYuGi · July 26, 2021

Mmmf, goddamn Yay's got a body

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Rob Vary · July 26, 2021

Several of them, in fact.

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Andreas "Rowas" Lind-Sahlin · July 26, 2021

Like a duracell bunny :P

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Dean Reilly · July 26, 2021

'It's pretty good, but this one eye keeps winking. As a result, I've gotten a reputation for being mysterious and elusive!'

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Maurice Kessler · July 26, 2021

Yep, saw that comin'.

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Bill Marcum · July 26, 2021

What's that on the bulletin board in panel 3? "Free butt rubs"?

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Rich Holmes · July 26, 2021

Free buttered rum? Naah. You're probably right.

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Tamara Macadam · July 26, 2021

are we *sure* he doesnt have autism/adhd

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Slashplane · July 26, 2021

Quite, brun's certainly on the spectrum but while he's excitable he doesn't particularly show signs of ADD. So more of a case of excitable nerd.

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Benzy · July 26, 2021

Kinda want to say Yay's body style could be called "1976 David Booty." I guess they're a little short though. Bowie was 5'10".

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Hugh Eckert · July 26, 2021

I think of their style as more "Patrick Nagel vampire", but that's in the same ballpark...

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Andrew · July 26, 2021

Did he just invite Yay in like a vampire, or did Yay now invite Clinton? Maybe they’re both vampires??

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NinjaZaku · July 26, 2021

And there he goes

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KingAtticus · July 26, 2021

…I’m suddenly hopeful to one day see some Yay booty and I never thought I would because I didn’t know it was a thing to hope for 😳

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Matt Grayson · July 26, 2021

Oh. Ok. Clueless nerd. I was wrong.

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GirleeBirdy Yuri Princess · July 26, 2021

I want to know Elliott's expression as Clinton nerds the fuck out

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Posted4You · July 26, 2021

Vanity, thy name is Yay. ^_^ (Plus, that ADORABLE wink!)

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Miyaa · July 26, 2021

I know enough about academia to know this is definitely a thing. Sort of like being a puff pastry instead of a cinnamon roll. So combining the two… Clinton is a chocolate croissant?

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Kyle Schumacher · July 26, 2021

I just noticed that Yay's bodies don't have any seams. Everyone else has them. Nice job on the sly details, Jeff.

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Huge Cook · July 26, 2021

Dat unibody!

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Drazi · July 26, 2021

Yay, why are you so hot 🥵

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Miyaa · July 26, 2021

She was created, molded, and programmed that way. Probably by a thousand code monkeys in the same way a thousand literary monkeys penned “Midsummer Night’s Dream.”

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Verteiron · July 26, 2021

Did he just wander away and leave his new boyfriend in the street?

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Jeffrey Henley · July 26, 2021

Of course, shiny AI always catch his attention!

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Lana · July 26, 2021

Gender non-committal, I love it

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Chris Weigert · July 26, 2021

Nerdbois gonna nerd…

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fizzlefist · July 26, 2021

Wait… am I Clinton?

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doorbender · July 26, 2021

If you’re Clinton then who am I?