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May 3, 2016

In the first version of this comic, she pulled out a shotgun. Then I realized that was a bit...extreme, even for Asshole Bartender Lady.

Comments (16)

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tagno25 · May 3, 2016

The harpoon version is better than the bartender with a shotgun forcing Clinton to finish a beer.

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · May 3, 2016

New favorite character.

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D.K. · May 3, 2016

Everything is better with Asshole Bartender Lady. Provided you don't piss her off.

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Captain Button · May 3, 2016

I am confused, I see the shotgun version over on the main site.

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fluffy · May 3, 2016

I saw the shotgun version in the RSS feed, and then when I checked to see if it was just a stale item, I saw an even weirder one drawn by Dave Willis, which then shows the shotgun version when you click on it.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · May 3, 2016

harpoon is far superior to shotgun

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Ed Marshall · May 3, 2016

Is it wrong that I'm... shipping... them already? :)

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Andy Affleck · May 3, 2016

I like "Beer Poster" in the back.

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Donald Randolph · May 3, 2016

well, yeah - boat -> harpoon. could not be sword because not pirate ship

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Carl Fink · May 3, 2016

Is she related to Dora? She keeps a sword under the bar at Coffee of Doom.

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Jamison Town · May 3, 2016

Completely impractical. That's a ranged weapon. She doesn't have room to wield it.

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Andrew · May 3, 2016

Yeah, a cutlass, dual-wielded daggers or boat hook could work better.

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Andrew · May 3, 2016

No wonder she's surly, there are only so many nautical female bartender jokes that are actually funny.

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drij · May 3, 2016

Seriously, women and seamen don't mix.

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Celine Chamberlin · May 3, 2016

I kind of want a harpoon now.

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Al Hunt · May 3, 2016

And I wouldn't mind a shot of "Old Rat" whiskey.