In the first version of this comic, she pulled out a shotgun. Then I realized that was a bit...extreme, even for Asshole Bartender Lady.
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The harpoon version is better than the bartender with a shotgun forcing Clinton to finish a beer.
New favorite character.
Everything is better with Asshole Bartender Lady. Provided you don't piss her off.
I am confused, I see the shotgun version over on the main site.
I saw the shotgun version in the RSS feed, and then when I checked to see if it was just a stale item, I saw an even weirder one drawn by Dave Willis, which then shows the shotgun version when you click on it.
harpoon is far superior to shotgun
Is it wrong that I'm... shipping... them already? :)
I like "Beer Poster" in the back.
well, yeah - boat -> harpoon. could not be sword because not pirate ship
Is she related to Dora? She keeps a sword under the bar at Coffee of Doom.
Completely impractical. That's a ranged weapon. She doesn't have room to wield it.
Yeah, a cutlass, dual-wielded daggers or boat hook could work better.
No wonder she's surly, there are only so many nautical female bartender jokes that are actually funny.
Seriously, women and seamen don't mix.
I kind of want a harpoon now.
And I wouldn't mind a shot of "Old Rat" whiskey.
