Risky Treatment
just some guys being dudes
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Isn't one of Clint's hands robotic?
I noticed that too lol
Elliot turns to writing stories under a pseudonym. His first one? "The Cat's Revenge" by Claude Bawls.
I see Clinton is in to a little S&M.
Well, logic and comfort didn’t help Elliot feel better- maybe this will at least distract him…?
Elliot is so anxious that Clinton’s compensating with a greater-than-zero amount of chill
From my experience, chill is easier when you realize you can handle an emergency better than anyone else present. It may be bad but if you don't do something it'll be worse.
A bare lap and sharp claws don't mix.
Even with clothes sometimes a cats claw can poke through your clothes and scratch your skin.
Hercules knows what he's doing.
You forget clinton robot hand
Ah yes, the fuck-spiral of the anxiety negative feedback loop. I know it well.
Sounds like Elliot might have some boo-boos that Clinton needs to kiss to make feel better
Oh, Elliot ... 🥺 This is me, and I adore Clinton for his handling of the situation. 💚
Archeologists in 1000 years: "Surely they were *very good pals*, such *excellent friends*."
omg Jeph I'm about to bust a vein laughing. Reminds me so much of my cat who loves to snuggle and then idly wonders what its like to bite my nose or my hand. And she didn't get the memo about claws, she's lovely but let's just say don't have a career as a balloon clown around her.
Poor Jeph, cursed to always forget the robo hand
It was THAT GOOD :D
At some point I think it would be smart for Clinton to check in and make sure this was all ok for Elliot. There is a possibility here that Elliot's actually not ok with the sex and is projecting that onto Clinton. It seems pretty unlikely, given his initial "wow" reaction, but worth asking the question once and then accepting the answer once given. If nothing else, that's a way for Clinton to role model accepting such reassurance. (To be fair, Clinton is doing his best, and I think they'll work through this one way or the other.)
Yet another way I'm like Elliot <3 Minus the claws in my lap lol (Claws on bare thighs hurt almost as much tho.)
My cat won't jump on my lap if I'm wearing shorts because she knows it will be uncomfortable for me. She's the best.
I... don't think cats do that? Yours must have branched off the main genetic line 10k years ago 😜
I LOVE CLAWS IN MY LAP!
2021 theme song
Herc’s grin 🤣
Cat pads are a thing. And handy even if you aren't nekkid.
Today I learnt that I am Elliott
OMG This is so cute. I can totally relate to the perils of pointy murder mittens and exposed skin. Anyone else low key hoping for some bonus Patreon risqué/nsfw artwork of these two?
Ooh yes yes yes indeed…. Erhm… i mean… some more artwork would be nice.
Also Elliot and Hannelore should have a chat.
"Chat" is French for cat!
Oh Elliot, you have generalized anxiety disorder. Do some deep breathing in and out. Make a therapy appointment. Go on medication. Start meditating. Clinton is handling this as well as can be expected. They really are good for each other.
1 foot apart, 'cuz they are gay!
Is it gay to touch tips after sex?
Even with clothes on this is an issue. Had two pairs of jeans ruined by the claws of startled cats.
T-shirts last a couple weeks in this house before developing holes. If I'm lucky ..
How to tell me this is your first time, without telling me this is your first time...
Hercules looks pleased.
"I'll teach you to never to lock ME out ever again...."
Very smart move, Clinton. Giving Elliot something REAL to worry about!!
Now you know why we have a cat named "Red"
No Hercules, that's not a toy. Neither are those.
Are you sure? Cats really like playing with balls. 😇
Panic attack averted!
I was about to say - at least he's distracted from his anxiety. Now he has something else to worry about!
Oh no! Continuity error! Clinton's got both hands!!!
Now THIS is why Jeph has loyal patrons... free proofing!
Looks like Clinton has the same problem I do: flat ass. I feel ya, Clinton, I feel ya.
"hanging out" :3c
just Joes bein' bros
BROS! BROS! BROS!
Poor precious disaster boys.
OMG THE SEX WAS SO GOOD IT HEALED CLINTON’S HAND. Quick, somebody go get Luke Skywalker! 😂
🤣
Not going to be a round 2 tonight...
Also, Clinton should probably check if Elliot's refractory period is up and distract him with more sexytimes.
um... did Clintons' hand grow back? Shouldn't one be opera-glove white?
The last one had all sorts of problems with grit getting into the workings so Faye convinced him to wear a cover, which apparently matches to his skin tone. Surprising they had one in "Daywalker."
I am feeling extremely called out by this recent series of updates. How dare you.
This is why robes and blankets when you have cats. To prevent naked lap accidents.
this is so delightful and I'm sorry for Elliot, but I'm also laughing enough that I had to stop typing for a sec.
Somewhere, Yay is watching this and shrugging: "Should've put Hercules into my care for the evening."
She's probably waiting outside for them to figure it out.
Hercules is SO happy about this!
Satisfaction with a job well done
These two are a gay disaster and I'm here for it
Mood https://i.imgur.com/IZmMiLt.png
😳
Yup. Hercules makes biscuits on Elliot's privates. Clinton, you didn't think this through. And Hercules loses his bedroom privileges.
... okay, i'll let inserting pussy into a gay scene slide THIS TIME. But I've got my eye on you!
😂
Poor Elliott.
Happy cats have happy feet!
I can't get over how chill and socially competent Clinton is these days. Compared to when we first met him, it's like night and day.
He is probably having some post coitus chill clarity here.
I have had this happen IT IS THE #1 NO CATS WHEN NAKED ARGUMENT
Cat on naked lap = Danger! Potential infection risk! Cat scratch fever is no joke. Especially so close to sensitive bits.
Just make sure to wash thoroughly with soap and water quickly and it's fine!
This is why you put a towel down first.
I love these two
Don't slap the balls Hercules!!!!!!!
***OW***
Post-coitus panic attack is incredibly relatable tho
Hercules noooo
Derpy Hercules makes everything better.... usually
and they were roommates who were also best friends
No, Hercules! Don’t make biscuits THERE!
Maybe Herc kneads to.
Oh no