An Eyeful
Nothing can stop the horny
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cats where they shouldn’t be @nocatplaces
Is Clinton wearing any pants? I choose to go with “No”.
in my experience, if one is wearing pants the other is too.
Sarah Millican on pets during sexy times https://youtu.be/Kya6Rhs6KnE
Damn Clinton really showing some top energy.
Yessssssssssssssss
Clinton's lack of chill has given him power. Horny, horny power.
😳
I just had a horrible vision of the next comic being four frames of different shots of Hercules with just voice bubbles from the boys.
Horrible? Or HILARIOUS?
kinda expected Yay to pop on and take Hercules but maybe they are not in fact spying on everyone all the time
"The power of the Boner"
That cat is gonna get all up in the middle of the sexy stuff.
But, but, Hercules will tell Yay all about it! And they'll ask so many questions!
they gonna ask so many questions anyway
My ex and I had two cats during our time together. The one was a kitten and would think we were playing and try to jump on us. A real vibe-kill, but also hilarious. The other, Rufus, would just quietly stake out his corner of the bed, all "no amount of your human weirdness is going to make me give up My Spot." Occasionally I would absent-mindedly reach out to pet Rufus during the act and then suddenly realise what I was doing and be weirded out all over again lol
Is there a reason they're to the side of the pillow?
A pillow under the small of the back gives better access to certain places you want to get at during the sexual act.
Next time get Herc stoned on catnip first
Herc :D
No retreat, no surrender.
Hercules, called Mood-Killer.
and for the rest of the week, Eliot will imagine Hercules to snigger whenever he walks past
and for the rest of the week, Hercules avoided even looking at Elliot, scarred mentally by what he witnessed.
As long as they don’t try and climb on your back mid coitus…
You can't stop the horny, Mal. Nothing can stop the horny
My experience with cats is that he doesn't want to come in now, he just doesn't want the door to be closed in case he wants to come in later.
I hate self-editing my comments before they're posted...
The pessimist in me is thinking something is going to go wrong. My guesses: 1.) Hercules is allowed to watch, but ruins it by being a bad kitty (Scratching Naughty bits, being noisy, etc.) 2.) Yay ruins it by bursting in and professing their interest in Elliot. Love Triangle ensues. 3.) The concept of Sexual Orientation VS. Romantic Orientation rears it's head unexpectedly, making things awkward but allowing for a conversation to occur that doesn't normally get addressed in media as much as it should.
You know the answer is "all of the above".
Cats are pervs. Mine always stakes out his corner of the bed and watches
Does Clinton's robot hand have...settings?
blink blink......hmmm
My dog nudged her way into the room once. She immediately tried to lick the dude's fingers which had just moments before been in, well, me. My dog isn't allowed near the bedroom during sexy times any more.
so... I had a cat jump on my back in the middle of that once. I can say from experience that it can be quite a mood killer.
cats do like to watch
cat dont care
My cats have definitely seen some shit and they're fine.
Respect
*chews thoughtfully on a piece of straw* …hain’t never been watched by a cat before during intimate times, has ye
Perseverance! Go for it!
Clinton is DETERMINED.
Has been since the first kiss. If it were up to Elliott they would still be awkwardly dancing around the whole thing. Nerd Focus For the Win!
as long as cats don't try to swipe at anything
I think you've just predicted the basis for Monday's strip. Eliot and Clinton are walking out of the Emergency Room, Clinton's pants are covered in red. Eliot is embarrassedly apologizing for fainting at the sight of so much blood.
WOO! YEAH! I LIKE WHERE THIS IS FUCKIN' GOING!
You do realize, friend Bird, that Yowling Cat has you beat on points by a 3 to 1 margine...
Twin turbos
cats be like
why is Eliot still in his drawers?
Because Jeph's ad networks won't let him post dongers.
Aww man, I saw Turbo Horny back at Warped Tour in '08. They went onstage right after Himbo Extreme.
There are cats who are capable of some form of jealousy. I haven't heard of their attacking, like with claws, but knocking over flower pots, etc.
That's why new bfs/gfs should always feed the cat
As a cat owner I can relate.
Geezz Eliot, lose the britches.
It's all fun and games until you get a cold nose in the buttcrack.
So Clinton is going to, uh, climb the eyeful tower?
GDI
Is this what a power bottom looks like?
What makes you think Clinton isn't the top
My cat has seen many things. And has always been quiet about it. The only worry would be if Hercules decided to swat some random dangly bits.
Yeah, when you're in a house that belongs to a strange cat, it pays to cover up the fragile parts, in case they get whimsical.
And when kitty wants to cuddle?
Hercules won't get past all the motion on the bed
This is just a reality you have to accept when you have a pet. Sometimes they're gonna see stuff.
Besides, pets are already naked! It's not like they haven't seen a dong before!
He might learn something.
You say that now, Clinton. But will you be able to perform while a cat is judging you?
You learn how to ignore it
Fuck yeah, Clinton! Get that dick!
Huh, okay, Elliot isn't even fully naked yet. Guess they hadn't gotten as far as I thought. Also, this totally happened with my lady love a month back. We got down to hard core sexing, and the cat kept yowling. Not to be let in, but for attention.
Over the years, our cats have been annoyed, judgemental, or curious - and we have just shoved them off the bed. They come back afterward.
That's a big fucking mood Clinton
“If he dies, he dies.”
That joke has been a family favorite for literal generations.
Fuckin GET IT
I mean, he IS just a cat.
Cats are ultra judgy, though.