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I really really hope "Internet Jerry" is actually just Barry when he's not harvesting moose semen.
Eeeewwwwwww (Didn't need the mental picture)
That Internet Jerry sure is sketchy. I bet there will be an appearance in the comic soon. :3
Oh YAY, you read my mind about a story arc with Pintsize's new body lol - imagining Marten and Faye pushing a wheelbarrow with disassembled Pintsize frantically across town at night, post-apocalyptic ro undercover style lol. Maybe SpaceStation fights Pintsize for control of it?
Heh. Finally a legit chance for Faye to take him apart. She wanted to do that, albeit more permanently, for how long exactly?
didn't think possums were an option!
They would grey that option out if they knew it was Pintsize.
Wait.... Who transfered pintsizes brain box into this body? Internet Jerry?
All you need is a USB cable from the Transcend.
anybody want to make bets that Faye finds some milSpec hardware on that chassis? XD
I'm betting... experimental porn-bot features, and the boff-history has accidentally been left intact.
anyway, does the dick Faye and Bubbles make him fit the new chassis? asking for a frie... um... guy I know.
Mandatory service appointment. I really hope there are baby possums.
With friends like Faye you don't really need enemies.
But if you do *also* have enemies you really want a friend like her.
If he is not full of baby possums I shall be vastly disappointed.
I think Pintsize will be too
This is how Faye Whitaker does 'friendship'.
The best friends inspect each other for opossums
I'm going to have to...operate.
I love that Fay know internet jerry's work
Plot twist: Pinsize new body is also military grade.
But like shitty military grade, like pants that constantly rip or the MRE flavors no one wants
This is the 2nd time in two strips where Faye's treated an AI like a thing not a person. Not cool.
Pintsize is a person, but his body is a thing. The type of thing Faye spends all day taking apart and putting back together.
I'M CURRENTLY ROOSTING IN HIS ASS!
THE WIFI IN HERE IS FUCKING GREAT!
Faye instantly goes into mama bear mode, i love it.
Faye strong.
This is basically a metaphor for having a friend who is a doctor, isn't it?
Faye is so good 😭😭😭
What Faye isn't saying is that technically Pintsize does qualify for a discount, because of the important role he played in Faye's career development, but because he also gets charged the "Chaos Goblin Tax", the two cancel each other out to make the price the same as regular price.
Welp, given that May's old body spontaneously combusted, this is a worthwhile precaution.
Yeah, but May's old body came from a reputable government source. Pintsize got *his* from a shady dealer of bizarre goods and services. One of these provides quality, the other does not.
Who says Internet Jerry isn't an AI, and it's his real name? Stranger names have popped up here...
🎶 Innnn-ter-net Jerry!* 🎵 “Buy two limbs and the third one’s FREE!”
Like in "A Voyage to Arcturus"...
What's the issue with being full of baby possums?
TraHS PaNda tHiEVIng!!!1!
Need to charge him extra. Responsibility tax.
Faye continues to be the dream. Add her to the "thought it was a crush turns out it's transition goals" list
Male-to-badass
THANK YOU!
Well, at least she didn't say "Abso-FUCKING-lutely not."
Faye, are you totally checking him out?
She'd yeet you to the curb for even thinking that! No, I see nothing but concern that possums don't hatch out of him and lay eggs in her mouth of something.
I wonder how A.I.s are identified when they can switch bodies and looks on a whim.
Not really any harder than sorting out cell phones or recognizing a person with a new haircut.
I'm surprised to see that no one has yet considered that Union Robotics might be a CUSTOMER of Internet Jerry. His prices are good, and as long as they insist on inspection before acceptance and payment, they can be sure they aren't getting the sawdust-and-possum product.
After his heart-to-heart with Claire, I'm calling Pintsize walking in the door and instantly trying to make others feel bad a return to unhealthy coping mechanisms.
She's a pro and knows him too well
The fact she knows about internet Jerry enough to be cautious
Internet Jerry probably sends a lot of business to Union Robotics indirectly.
The sawdust is needed for the baby possums' litter box.
What makes Pintsize tick? Find out literally in the next episode of Questionable Content! Same splat time, same splat channel.
Possibly actual ticks. They're infesting the sawdust.
Oh god this is the endgame for his giant metal dick, isn't it.
Aww, this is sweet as hell. And I love that Faye knows about Internet Jerry
I'm sure she's had to help Internet Jerry's customers with sketch parts before.
He said "yet" and I am not even surprised.
Can I just say how nice it is to see how, despite pintsize's generally terrible personality, everyone still generally cares about them and *gurgling possom noises*
This is what being friends with a physical therapist is like.
Or a personal trainer. "Hey, I couldn't help but notice you're slightly favoring your left leg. How're your knees?"
I love her aggressive approach to bringing in new clients. Also love her unsettling ability to look at a person and see them as a potential client. Like a doctor who is at a party and just silently diagnoses everyone he meets.
Probably also looking to exercise an ounce of prevention now to avoid a pound of cure down the line, since in all probability Martin would be on the hook for any costs Pintsize can't cover.
Faye cares about you, Pintsize, but it is *very* begrudgingly. Do not push your luck.
Also, she knows she'd better get the upper hand with Pintsize right away or else he might do something to her that Bubbles would have to respond to.
Look, as much as I love pint size shenanigans, It’s been days, and I need to know how Elliot and Clinton’s date went
Awkwardly
faye means BUSINESS
I hope he gets the family discount instead. Same as the friend discount, but the friendly insults are a little closer to home.
That's caring of her. But a friend's discount? THAT CROSSES THE LINE!
Well, offering Pintsize a discount would let her ADD glitches if enough aren't there already.
Faye has, in the past, been a queen of sketchy decisions, so she knows what she's talking about. Also, she and Bubbles may have experience with Internet Jerry"s product line.
Their business may be *surviving* because of Internet Jerry's product line
Aww, she does care!
Are we sure that isn’t Winslow in disguise?
Internet Jerry is probably psychic or maybe that’s psycho.
Could he be a psychic psycho?
🎵 I’m checkin out, (she’s checkin’ out!) 🎵
still can’t get over the fact that pintsize is a twink
Please link old comics with internet Jerry references. Its sounding vaguely familiar.
https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4546
Excuse you Faye being filled with baby opossums is a feature, not a bug
A feature Pintsize SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED
I like Internet Jerry
Faye showing the tough love
Hands off, Fay! Dang! 😳
is she trying to butter him up to sell his old body?
It's long gone https://somethingpositive.net/comic/pintsized-recycling/
Just like when you have a mechanic for a friend