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June 24, 2021

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Call me Lilly, Lilith if ya Nasty. · June 25, 2021

Interesting.. Could it be that this new body, in making Pintsize feel more like a person, has caused him to see others as 'people' as well? Is this what empathy looks like? ...or does the body just come with a propriety-filter that's on by default?

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Eric Lusby · June 26, 2021

I think it's the perception of humanity. In his former bodies he was basically an imp and acted the part. A human couldn't get away with half the stuff he did. Which is an interesting thing to explore - he is cognitively the same AI he always was, but his perception of self and other are directly impacted by being more or less humanoid in appearance. There is no inherent reason that his inappropriate and bizarre behavior is less or more tolerated because of the form factor of his chassis, and yet here we are.

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Jim Feldman · June 25, 2021

Some one should have read the release notes more carefully

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Darnel D Cooper · July 6, 2021

From a below the table, end of a dark alley distributor???? LOL.

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Jeff W · June 25, 2021

Awareness of the body changing one's sense of propriety, in portmanteau form?Proprietoception?

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Mark · June 25, 2021

I can't quite read Willow's expression in the last panel. It doesn't look as happy as her line implies.

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Carrie · June 25, 2021

I like tijubas too 🤘😂🤘

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Lucas Werkmeister · June 25, 2021

sighris

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Huw Morgan · June 24, 2021

There's at least one post showing support for Pintsize x Willow (who have only just met each other) and that's fine. I show support for Willow x Iris x Yemisi and that's not fine. Why? Is it because I used Tumblr terminology?

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Sam Bak (they/them) · June 24, 2021

hehe tijubas

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Maurice Kessler · June 24, 2021

Weren't tijubas one of Taco Bell's larger offerings in a previous decade? ;)

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Evgeniy Semyonov · June 24, 2021

Somehow Iris totally steals the scene. Again. She's climbing to the top-5 of my favorites in QC.

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David Durant · June 24, 2021

As Glompus Van De Hloed would say "I saw a nice pair of kazonglas and I lost all my senses!"

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SpookyPenguin · June 24, 2021

Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying TIJUBAS

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Nathaniel Tagg · June 24, 2021

I’m sort of amazed that we have gone thousands of strips without seeing Pintsize do a double finger point.

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Doc Brown · June 24, 2021

He hasn't had fingers until recently

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RadiusUlna · June 24, 2021

This entire storyline was just so Jeph could introduce the term tijubas

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 24, 2021

That wouldn't surprise me. If a t-shirt or coffee mug becomes available on his store very quickly, you'll know that you're right.

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Kurious · June 24, 2021

and I now want a shirt like Saitama's Oppai shirt.. but saying tijubas... :|

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fractal porn · June 24, 2021

TIJUBAS!!! XD

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Bagge · June 24, 2021

Responsibility was exactly the trap Pintsize feared all along

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Dean Reilly · June 24, 2021

Perhaps the real tijubas were the friends we made along the way.

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Yelling Bird · June 24, 2021

I CAN'T GO BACK TO TIJUBAS! NOT AFTER THAT DONKEY SHOW...

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 24, 2021

'Tijubas' will likely become a common nickname for breasts within a few months, thanks to the magic of the internet. I wonder if Pintsize will ever realise that it's his fault? Also, yes, I think Pintsize is actually attracted to Willow. I wonder if either of them will ever notice?

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kaitou · June 24, 2021

I recall that being a song from a musical: 🎜 Tijubas! I just met a girl with tijubas! And suddenly I found they make a funny sound, when squeezed. 🎜

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kaitou · June 24, 2021

I remember now, it was from Breast Side Story.

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jonesnori · June 24, 2021

It's like the comment section had to take over for Pintsize!

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Finvaara · June 24, 2021

SOAK LOGS IN WOOD

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Ye Olde Phart · June 24, 2021

I need a T-Shirt of Iris in the last panel. Uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhh is exactly my morning routine. :D

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Absentia · June 24, 2021

TIJUBAS

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Waffles the Mooose · June 24, 2021

T I J U B A S

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NinjaZaku · June 24, 2021

Uh oh. Pintsize got grinch'd. He grew a heart!

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Yonatan Zunger · June 24, 2021

... Or some body part or another.

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Fart Captor · June 24, 2021

I continue to love all of Them

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Josh Moberly · June 24, 2021

T I J U B A S

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Thomas Goff · June 24, 2021

tijubas

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Omnithea · June 24, 2021

He's subconsciously pulling himself back. He realizes on some level that it's less funny and more threatening to make these jokes with his new stature.

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William Cole · June 24, 2021

There's a This American Life segment from many years back (in the "Testosterone" episode) that made a similar point. It featured a trans man who felt the dynamics of desire were complicated by their transitioning: lusting after a woman as a "lesbian" had felt edgy and cool, but the same feeling as a "man" felt kinda creepy. (Paraphrasing from memory, so I may have the phrasing a bit off, but this was the general gist of it. Anyway, the whole episode is *fascinating*.)

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Miyaa · June 24, 2021

I’m going to enjoy Pintsize going through his quarter-life crisis.

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Simon Green · June 24, 2021

I'm pretty sure Tijubas was the first one to die in The Crucible. That's not the future I want for fun bags.

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William Cole · June 24, 2021

She does work at Hex-Mex, so maybe?

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Hugh Eckert · June 24, 2021

Hooray for Tijubas!

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Nulgar · June 24, 2021

The general look of Ardent, but none of his forwardness with women :D

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Bartley J Drood · June 24, 2021

As a Burning Crusade Classic player (Blaumeux realm), I read this and immediately created a blood elf hunter named "Tijubas". Sigh, another toon to level.

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William Burns · June 24, 2021

Iris: "I'm just tryin' to charge here!"

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Nobilis Reed (personal) · June 24, 2021

TIJUBAS! --N

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Runhildr Zaetl · June 24, 2021

Is this the most Pintsize has interacted with people he doesn’t live with? It’s delightful seeing him grow.

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Elf Sternberg · June 24, 2021

Yes if you don't count his trips down to Tijuana, or the anthroPC parties he used to throw, or the anthroPC cafes he's no longer allowed to go in, or his connections to the former robot fighting ring, or his weekly poker game. Which reminds me, when was the last time we saw Gordon?

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · June 24, 2021

She does have great tijubas, though.

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Eldritch Insights · June 24, 2021

Objectively true.

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · June 24, 2021

It plays different when you're not two feet tall with a face like a Wooper, huh

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Hannah Kimble · June 24, 2021

character development???

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Paracog Steadham · June 24, 2021

In the year 2031 this strip is cited in the OED.

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Kuragari · June 24, 2021

yaya tijubas!

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · June 24, 2021

Tijumpaloompas?

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Creepy Cat Lady · June 24, 2021

:/

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Andrew · June 24, 2021

And she’s sitting on her bobuas?

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MikeT · June 24, 2021

Willow and Marigold must never meet

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Miyaa · June 24, 2021

*Solemn nod*

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Matt Byron · June 24, 2021

TIJUBAAAAS

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Jonathan Marinaro · June 24, 2021

I know it's supposed to be Ju as in Jugs, but I'm reading it as Ju as in the Ju of Tijuana or Hoo. Tee Hoo Bahz Tijubaz

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Nancy Boutwell · June 24, 2021

my thought exactly

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Brian · June 24, 2021

Poor pintsize

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Diptych · June 24, 2021

Is Willow having a glass of Milo? Do Americans even have Milo? I don't think Americans even have Milo. But in that case, what is she having a glass of? ...suudsu? Is Willow having a glass of suudsu?

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Damian Paradis · June 24, 2021

I'm going with a bowl of cereal in a glass. Probably Cocoa Puffs.

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Beat · June 24, 2021

what euphemism for boobs starts with "baz"

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Scott Unrein · June 24, 2021

Bazooms!

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Uniquitous · June 24, 2021

Did someone say tijubas!?

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Abioticgawd · June 24, 2021

*to the tune of of Konosuba* Ti -Ju - BAZ TIJUBAZ

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Dean Reilly · June 24, 2021

Some first-class Pintsize expressions in panels 2-4.

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Ash359 · June 24, 2021

I miss the old Pintsize who attached a fleshlight to himself and put a porno photo on his back

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Scott Wasilewski · June 24, 2021

Getting whiplash from all these scene changes...

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Carin Maja Brooks · June 24, 2021

I can tell that the ju part should be like jugs, but I can't stop myself from reading it like juice. Also, it sounds like I've found a new word to call mine

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Nancy Boutwell · June 24, 2021

It's awkward with the jugs pronunciation. But I like the awkwardness.

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Edward Clayton Andrews · June 24, 2021

She had huge tracts of.... tijubaz.

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BioYuGi · June 24, 2021

Robogal still being plugged in is like me getting out of bed and putting on a blanket

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Stephen Wells · June 24, 2021

In a sense, Iris and Willow are both having breakfast :)

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Binkenstein · June 24, 2021

Henceforth "Motorboating" shall be referred to as "Playing the Tijubas"

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Autographedcat · June 24, 2021

Tijubas... I just saw a girl's bare tijubas... And suddenly I'm blessed How beautiful a chest can be...

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gn0w1 · June 24, 2021

Tijubas is funny, but I’m hoping we don’t lose the little sociopath - his new body was enough.

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Rie Sheridan Rose · June 24, 2021

Love it! I am going to use it too.

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Darnel D Cooper · June 24, 2021

LOL Thi implications? He might have to retire the big purple Dildoe.

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KCkittysnores · June 24, 2021

NEVER

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Absolute Tijuanas

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SpookyPenguin · June 24, 2021

tiJUUUUUbas (i have that cartoon airhorn vision now)

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LithelyUnshod · June 24, 2021

My brain is pronouncing this with the Spanish J.

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Grey Mouser · June 24, 2021

TIHOOBAS

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Michael Boettger · June 24, 2021

This new body has a public decorum subroutine? Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha!! Pintsize, you are so boned.

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Brooks Moses · June 24, 2021

It's even weirder than that, if I understand correctly! It's the same subroutines he's always had, but it turns out he just feels wrong saying that when he looks like a "person" rather than an adorable smol blob. He is so boned in either case, though.

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KingAtticus · June 24, 2021

Tijubas sounds like a word you could have only found on Yahoo Answers

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High, I'm Hope · June 24, 2021

I mean huge tijubas, massive whompadompas

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Kabit Made · June 24, 2021

this is gonna stick isn't it

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Tamara Macadam · June 24, 2021

TIJUBAS

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thelibrariancat · June 24, 2021

Tijubas

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Grace Serenity · June 24, 2021

Poor Iris

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KCkittysnores · June 24, 2021

Iris chose this life.

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John · June 24, 2021

T-shirt! T-Shirt! T-Stirt!

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Matthew Van Gangelen · June 24, 2021

Yes like “I’m a TIJUBAZ man.”