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April 20, 2021

Hair We Go Again

no long hair is safe in my comic (except Marigold's)

Comments (59)

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Jim Feldman · April 21, 2021

How many "Becky" HR departments are there out there? Ours is little more than an IVR with recordings

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Rodrigo Ourcilleon · April 21, 2021

Please dont ruin Momo’s hair. Her style is perfect for her!

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James Dore · April 21, 2021

Oh, Roko... *hug*

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Ruth Merriam · April 21, 2021

Cranky Roko is seriously adorable.

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Aaron Schulz · April 21, 2021

Man I missed Melon and Roko.

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Ísabel Pirsic · April 21, 2021

I looked up „At-will employment“ on Wikipedia and there‘s barely an equivalent entry in any other language? - Fact is, I don’t understand the concept at all at this moment, but, seems fishhhy 🐠

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Cole Blackblood · April 21, 2021

Basically, an employer can fire you without any real good reason, and just label it as "this isn't working out" or the like. And unless you have proof of discrimination, you can't fight it.

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Evan Foss · April 20, 2021

So in this universe we got human and super human level AI but Massachusetts is a work at will state?! How did that inversion happen?

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 20, 2021

If you have a crusading hero, you need a dragon to crusade against. The thing about dragons is that they remain arbitrary and implausible in anything other than fighting fantasy universes and even if the 'dragon' in question is political in nature.

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 20, 2021

So... okay? Anything really happen here other than Jeph reminding us that he likes girls' necks?

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Stephen Wells · April 20, 2021

Read the words, don't just look at the necks.

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Lisa · April 20, 2021

I am guessing it's not a coincidence that this comic is running as the PRO Act is gaining steam?

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Thisguy · April 20, 2021

I’m glad that Australia has Unfair Dismissal laws.

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Mark · April 20, 2021

I'm sure the IPA-influenced Coalition would try to introduce this BS if they thought that they could get away with it.

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Shane Wegner · April 20, 2021

What's Melon's job? I feel like it's something vaguely annoying like "uses spare processing power to unconsciously daytrade Dogecoin for a small profit or something." ...or maybe something cute, like one of those professional dog walking services?

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Simran Khalsa · April 20, 2021

She gets covered in vermin and writhes on the floor.

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Bagge · April 20, 2021

I'm sure beep enjoyed being rescued

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Yelling Bird · April 20, 2021

WAIT... THEY HAVE FUCKING ROBOTS, BUT STILL HAVEN'T FIXED THE 'AT-WILL EMPLOYMENT' BULLSHIT!?

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MiqoRems · April 20, 2021

Unfortunately, it turns out the technology generally exacerbates the problem of people being monsters, not solves it.

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Serene · April 20, 2021

Rip beautiful long hair :(

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Charli Haataja · April 20, 2021

Writing labor issues into this comic touches my heart. Thank you, Jeph.

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A. J. Alfieri-Crispin · April 20, 2021

Um, can’t she change her hair at will, or is that too much of a RTFM issue?

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Kyle Schumacher · April 20, 2021

As I recall it requires doing a handstand with your head dunked in a bucket of solution that would dissolve human flesh. But that may just be for Momo's model.

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Mandy Hoskins · April 20, 2021

My poor sweet Roko can't catch a break!

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Mark · April 20, 2021

While I would very much like to see darling Roko find someone to caress her with breads (I still have difficulty in imagining how that might work), Jeph doesn't give much screen time to the characters in boring stable relationships these days (e.g. Dale and Marigold), so we might lose her if she did. Of course, she has this job to infinitely and entertainingly frustrate her.

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Absentia · April 20, 2021

On the plus side She is super cute tho

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Populuxe · April 20, 2021

Aw, look at Melon consoling Roko. And she’s right. Roko’s hair is cute.

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BobC · April 20, 2021

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Danya Michael · April 20, 2021

To paraphrase Momo, "back in the vat she goes!"

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darklion · April 20, 2021

Dammit Jeph I didn't need to know about your neck fetish

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Gary Sumners · April 20, 2021

He's gotta be able to see the coolant venting!

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Miranda Schubert · April 20, 2021

Aw I loved her signature ponytail!

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Peaceful Cat · April 20, 2021

Someone get the AI branch of the IWW in here, stat!

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Matt · April 20, 2021

The "I'm really trying" face in the last panel is perfect.

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Michael Boettger · April 20, 2021

So the HR department, Becky, is an AI, who may be discriminating against another AI? Quisling!! And I forsee a visit to Union Robotics for hair replacement.

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Jenea Ylinen Fredrickson · April 20, 2021

If it was the owner's son that replaced the fired employee it might not be HR's decision but the owner's. The owner might be telling Becky to keep her circuits capped.

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Andrew L Butula · April 20, 2021

I know your tweet was about a future strip, but I also love the idea that Roko and Melon are the original cast and any memories we have of a coffee shop with an improbable name or some girl with hips and glasses are probably an application of the Mandela Effect.

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at0m · April 20, 2021

?

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Zodiak · April 20, 2021

It's a cute hair cut, but she needs to visit Bubs and Faye post haste to get her hair back.

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Yelling Bird · April 20, 2021

I ONCE GOT MY COCK STUCK IN A PRINTER! IT WAS FUCKING GREAT! THE PRINTS WERE LIKE A FLIP-BOOK!

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Adam · April 20, 2021

Roko has a good handle on the relevant enjoyment law.

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legobil · April 20, 2021

Oh, How nice! A break from cow-sonas and Renee-Dan! ♥️

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legobil · April 20, 2021

Not that i mind the cow-sonas or Renee-Dan...! ♥️

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Hedgie · April 20, 2021

At this point, I think that I’ve gone from “Damn you Willis” to “Damn you Jeph"

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Leaflemming · April 20, 2021

I demand the restoration of Roko's hair & a Union Robotics scene to go with it.

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Mark · April 20, 2021

TBH, while it might grow on me (as it were), at the moment it seems like an unflattering style that Roko is otherwise attractive enough to get away with.

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doorbender · April 20, 2021

Beepatrice

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Certified Nerd · April 20, 2021

Socially appropriate greeting, Melon!

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Grace Serenity · April 20, 2021

At least she knows a good place to get her hair regrown!

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NinjaZaku · April 20, 2021

It *does* look cute tho

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doorbender · April 20, 2021

If we only touched stuff when we knew what we were doing we’d never lose our fingers

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orangejuicenut · April 20, 2021

Somebody get that girl some bread. Maybe pumpernickel.

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Miyaa · April 20, 2021

Chef John recently put up a YouTube video for Japanese style milk bread. Maybe Roko can binge that. https://youtu.be/8N1BXksM-8Y

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Tyler Findlay · April 20, 2021

How does one get ones hand stuck in a printer?

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Matt Grayson · April 20, 2021

This *is* Beeps we’re talking about here...

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JD · April 20, 2021

At will employment is one of those things that sounds good in theory, but is horrible in practice.

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Elberik · April 20, 2021

Only sounds good if you don't know it also means "boss can fire you because reasons"

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Erin Moriarty · April 20, 2021

She's becoming the Miles O'Brien of the cast. Also glad marigold's hair is safe. I love her.

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Jon Guyer · April 20, 2021

https://chiefobrienatwork.com/