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April 18, 2021

Tier List

he died as he lived


gettin fuuuuuuuuuucked

Comments (63)

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Dr. John D. Zoidberg MD Β· April 24, 2021

Noice

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David Howe Β· April 19, 2021

Concerned now though; Tai has only brought her A game so far....

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Marc Tabor Β· April 19, 2021

S = Strap-On. He is going to explore a whole new world!

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Don Whiteside Β· April 20, 2021

You don’t know what Dan has done before!

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jimbo Β· April 19, 2021

Jeph draws nice kisses <3

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Mel Β· April 18, 2021

I live for the captions, Jeph

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Ben Russell-Gough Β· April 18, 2021

So, what do those letters mean? A while back, David Willis did a Patron-only strip in which Joyce is shown to have a scale based on the initial letters of the names of her friends in terms of how nice and perfect people they are. I'm thinking that Jeph is doing the same. Level 'A' for Renee is Angus (her ex BF): A nice guy but, in her view, also 'meh'. Meanwhile, level 'S' is Sven: An ultra-hottie for whom you must always do your very best in coitus. I wonder if she'll add a 'D' level to her scale now?

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AlexKorobeiniki Β· April 18, 2021

...or, it's a reference to S rank being a rank higher than A in most japanese video games. Some go up to SSS.

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Sleepy John Β· April 18, 2021

Eliot and Brun are SO confused now.

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Sleepy John Β· April 18, 2021

"nice." Yeah.

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Darnel D Cooper Β· April 18, 2021

(big grin) For some reason, I can't stop chuckling and grinning at these two,...

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Ísabel Pirsic · April 18, 2021

I ... have no idea what β€žS gameβ€œ refers to. (Implication is clear of course)

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I am the captian now Β· April 18, 2021

Devil may cry

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Shane Wegner Β· April 18, 2021

::Brun returns from doing cocaine in the bathroom in time to watch/hear all this::

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Evgeniy Semyonov Β· April 18, 2021

A rare occurrence: whether he would live through it or no, he would be remembered as Lucky Dan.

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Bagge Β· April 18, 2021

Presenting her to the family already? Man, Dan sure is committed

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Brian Β· April 18, 2021

If I were Jeph I would never mention Dan again, and just imply that he got fucked into oblivion

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Carrie Β· April 18, 2021

I love this!!πŸ’œπŸ’–πŸ’•πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜πŸ˜πŸ€˜

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MikeT Β· April 18, 2021

Death by Snu Snu

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Shane Wegner Β· April 18, 2021

Smiling skeletons with shattered pelvises holding a cigarette and giving a thumbs up.

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Shane Wegner Β· April 18, 2021

Esso Ranko! Renee: "Shine."

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Chuck Dee Β· April 18, 2021

Dan's dead, baby. Dan's dead.

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Absentia Β· April 18, 2021

but it was SOOOOO worth it!

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Hugh Eckert Β· April 18, 2021

N I C E.

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Lana Β· April 18, 2021

I love how Hot Dan is still unforgivably nerdy and himself despite his other changes since high school I also love Renee's everything

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Absentia Β· April 18, 2021

once a nerd, always a nerd. β„Œπ”žπ”«π”‘π”°π”¬π”ͺ𝔒 π”‡π”žπ”«π”¦π”’π”© understand this, and accepts his lot in life.

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MiaKitty Β· April 18, 2021

Okay, this is wonderful. I look forward to them having fun, and seeing where this goes.

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Shawn K. Younkin Β· April 18, 2021

I love the double peace signs from Hot Dan in the first panel.

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Morgan Β· April 18, 2021

Adorable quirk, I love him so much

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Miyaa Β· April 18, 2021

tomorrow: Aurelia making eggs for Clinton and Elliot; Elliot makes buttery croissants for Clinton and Aurelia. Clinton doesn’t want to drink the milkshakes, reminds him of MommyMilkers420.

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Mindi Young Β· April 18, 2021

NICE

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William Cole Β· April 18, 2021

Ave atque vale, Daniel.

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Spacey02111 Β· April 18, 2021

NICE

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Scott Vogel Β· April 18, 2021

NICE

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C-Cubed Β· April 18, 2021

He's Fucked Dan now

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DVW Β· April 18, 2021

Fuuuuuuuuuucked Dan

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darklion Β· April 18, 2021

"How would you like to die?" Tyrion Lannister:

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Joel Bateman Β· April 18, 2021

Shitty Dan? Nah, now a days we call him Shriveled Dan.

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Shawn K. Younkin Β· April 18, 2021

Dehydrated Dan!

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Daniel Blom Paulsen Β· April 18, 2021

😳

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Ted Van Roekel Β· April 18, 2021

If you gotta go, go with a smile.

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Vic or Vyxter Β· April 18, 2021

woo hoo!

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Absentia Β· April 18, 2021

β„Œπ”žπ”«π”‘π”°π”¬π”ͺ𝔒 π”‡π”žπ”«π”¦π”’π”© is screwed In all the best ways

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Gary Sumners Β· April 18, 2021

...BONEboneBOOOOOOOOOONE!

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Andrew Β· April 18, 2021

The safe word is β€œOh WTF please mercy please!”

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Todd Ellner Β· April 18, 2021

Twist! The safe word is "Don't stop"

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Vilinda Β· April 18, 2021

😎 πŸ‘ Nice.

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Lord Crusade Β· April 18, 2021

Re-niceeee

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Eldritch Insights Β· April 18, 2021

Uh...I mean, if things don't work out with Cool Dan, you can have MY number Renee...

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Absentia Β· April 18, 2021

i think things will work out jsut well with β„Œπ”žπ”«π”‘π”°π”¬π”ͺ𝔒 π”‡π”žπ”«π”¦π”’π”©

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doorbender Β· April 18, 2021

SMASH

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Yelling Bird Β· April 18, 2021

MAKIN THAT PULL-OUT GAME WEAK!

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Anthony Gaglianese Β· April 18, 2021

Death by Snu Snu is how so many of us wish to go. Shitty Dan, in honor of your sacrifice, I hereby promote you to "Dan".

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Absentia Β· April 18, 2021

i believe the more appropriate title would be β„Œπ”žπ”«π”‘π”°π”¬π”ͺ𝔒 π”‡π”žπ”«π”¦π”’π”©

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Michael Boettger Β· April 18, 2021

Nice callback to Dora and Tai's big encounter. Been nice knowing you Dan.

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panpolypuff Β· April 18, 2021

"Was THAT your A-game??" "That was a *dissertation*."

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Alacrity Fitzhugh Β· April 18, 2021

Noice.

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EnterTheHero Β· April 18, 2021

That’s how I want to go.

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Todd Ellner Β· April 18, 2021

"Didn't nobody cry at his funeral. Just said 'Lucky motherfucker.' "

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Max D S Β· April 18, 2021

Nice.

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GodsInTheCogs Β· April 18, 2021

An honor to go this way.

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High, I'm Hope Β· April 18, 2021

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Celine Chamberlin Β· April 18, 2021

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