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April 13, 2021

Just Like That

trains are good

Comments (68)

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Clifton Royston · April 13, 2021

Dan brings up train infrastructure and maintains his steely cool. Steely Dan.

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KingAtticus · April 13, 2021

Time get for our favorite doctor living in space to get that ball rolling too

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William Stark · April 13, 2021

Living in central Indiana, I’d take A TRAIN. Like, I just want basic mass transit, is that so much to ask?!

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · April 13, 2021

Living in Central Pennsylvania, I'd like to see train service come back. It used to be, when my grandparents were in their 30s, they could get on a train in town in the morning, spend all day in Pittsburgh, and be back home before midnight. They could go damn near anyplace in the state, for that matter. Now, the closest a passenger train comes is an hour and a half's drive away, and it costs more than a full day's pay to get anywhere, assuming they stop anywhere you actually want to go.

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Huge Cook · April 13, 2021

This guy reminds me of Steve and it's messing with my head.

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Krestus · April 13, 2021

There is no catch. That is why he is a catch

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Grollo · April 13, 2021

Eeeeey

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Chase the Dragon · April 13, 2021

"They have sentient A.I. but trains are still garbage." 'This is America' starts playing in my head.

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 13, 2021

"The catch is that, if this works out, I may have to ask you to marry me."

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Mark · April 13, 2021

The unreasoning hatred that the new light rail in my city gets from some people irritates me, but there's very much the mindset It's New, So I Hate It!

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Paracog Steadham · April 13, 2021

Trainsphobics....so uncool.

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DashCat9 · April 13, 2021

Awesome Dan

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Jeff Gedney · April 13, 2021

Dan's level of chill if over 9000! he broke the scouter!

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lazymagpie · April 13, 2021

As someone who second-guesses EVERY SINGLE THING all the time: Don't do that, Renée, that's usually how you ruin good things T_T

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Derrik Pates · April 13, 2021

As someone else whose brain anxiously and needlessly dissects everything, this is true. Also, SSRIs helped me stop doing that (well, _as much_)...

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Atashkada · April 13, 2021

I can absolutely see the trains still being garbage no matter how smart our computers get tho.

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Daniel Blom Paulsen · April 13, 2021

Conspiracy theory: Dan has been using his Magic cards - which turn out to be actually magic in the QC universe - to steal all of the chill from the rest of the cast. Whether that's a catch or not ...

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Evgeniy Semyonov · April 13, 2021

Well, he can still be a serial killer, and the reason he doesn't currently have a girlfriend is that he murdered the last one. No one explicitly asked him about that.

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 13, 2021

That suggests to me that 'long-distance' is a bit of a euphemism. If Dan thinks of the travel as being a daily commute, they're probably going to be an hour or so's rail journey from each other tops.

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Potato Moses · April 13, 2021

It's just under 2 hours driving or about 4 hours via public transport to get to boston from northampton.

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hollowsoul · April 13, 2021

The AI’s are perhaps worried if they make the trains run on time they’ll be called Fascists?

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Absentia · April 13, 2021

once again, ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 proves he is the boyfriend Renee deserves.

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Joe White · April 13, 2021

As a train driver by trade, I fear my own obsolescence which I know to be hurtling towards me. Please, exalted Technocrats, I only need 23 more years.

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Robert · April 13, 2021

Well, BART has been running in automatic since the 70s...and they still have operators to handle problems and close doors. I've stayed as much as possible on the historic equipment that lacks computer interfaces. But yes, the writing is on the wall, humans out of the driver's seat. Train attendant and troubleshooter.

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awgiedawgie · April 13, 2021

Sorry, Renee, sometimes it really is just that simple.

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Bagge · April 13, 2021

The "catch" is that Dan has a job that forces him to travel a lot, that he has found his social circle after college dwindle, that he has had difficulties in building a new one, that he low key misses his geeky teenage years and that Reene was the first person in years to make moves on him (that he noticed), that he really enjoys to be part of Reene's life and the genuine connections she has with the people around her, that he actually enjoys her, that they have chemistry and that she did everything right in building trust and communicating desire. Reene has earned herself a good relationship, is what I'm saying.

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Joseph Bonnar · April 13, 2021

Trains are good? No. Dogs are good. :P

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Miyaa · April 13, 2021

I think this will end up with Renee going to live with Dan. Brun goes to live with Millefeuille. Elliot and Clinton has sex at Elliot’s place while Yay babysits Hercules at Roko’s place. Steve is guest on Aurelia’s stream talking about breakfast. His virtual avatar is a horse boy.

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littlebubulle · April 13, 2021

And Tortura watches Aurelia's stream.

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BobC · April 13, 2021

I can see this relationship going off the rails. Maybe drive instead?

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Darnel D Cooper · April 13, 2021

(Open Laughter) On poor Renee,... She has been burned or rejected often enough to not know what to do about being accepted at face value. Dan will be very good for her. My only mild concern for this fictitious couple is that Dan doesn't scare her away by being just right for her. I know folk, (knew), who can't handle someone who gives a sh*t about them w/o strings outside of family. They bounce around like a ball in a small room trying to find the flaws. (I'm probably typing this wrong.) Anyway, I hope she calms down.

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Bagge · April 13, 2021

There WILL be some magic the gathering in it for you in the future. Like, a lot

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Absentia · April 13, 2021

sounds like another positive to me.

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salixOS · April 13, 2021

Of course infrastructure is still shitty. *Sighs*

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cycleslips · April 13, 2021

Shitty Dan shitty or regular shitty

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Jacob Holzman · April 13, 2021

Trains /are/ good :D

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Luzahn · April 13, 2021

Okay but how Culture-y are the light rail AIs

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Edward Eade II · April 13, 2021

AI Singular, they keep muttering about their "Model Trains"

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nine · April 13, 2021

My marriage is pretty much thanks to light rail infrastructure and spontaneity so after 20 years of being together and 12 years of marriage, this story rings some bells. I could do with a lot of that chill Dan has, tho ❄️

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Yonatan Zunger · April 13, 2021

Honestly, good rail infrastructure is harder than AI in a lot of ways. Miles and miles of materials in unpredictable weather conditions that have to keep working, engines with duty cycles too high for regular maintenance...

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Pejo · April 13, 2021

If we could just put some damn money in it like we do in AI...! But no, trains aren't Sexy enough, even when Chuck Tingle writes them...

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Katrina Urmson · April 13, 2021

Renee.... I very much relate to all the doubt but breathe and try to enjoy for a minute. ❤️

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Mooster · April 13, 2021

Hopefully that is what we see tomorrow!

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Lightsabr2 · April 13, 2021

AI Trains will only lead to Blaine the Mono during the odd QC / Alice Grove Jephverse synthesis.

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Krista Elliott · April 13, 2021

I'm now picturing Blaine, but with Pintsize's face, and may never sleep again.

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Tamara Macadam · April 13, 2021

i love light rail...

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Erin Moriarty · April 13, 2021

Sentient AI but shit public transit is the most Big City US state of existence

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Carrie · April 13, 2021

🤘😁🤘

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Diptych · April 13, 2021

Train good, car bad.

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Visway · April 13, 2021

Honestly, the best most satisfying decisions I’ve made in my life have been split second—almost reflex like reactions.

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Hugh Eckert · April 13, 2021

Renee, the "catch" is that you think there has to be a catch. Relax and be good to yourself. Or let Dan be good to you. Both.

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Yelling Bird · April 13, 2021

YOU SHOULD SEE MY LIGHT-RAIL EROTICA! 3:10 TO MY ASS!

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Carrie · April 13, 2021

🤣😹🤣😹🤣😹🤣😹

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VideoBrew · April 13, 2021

All this infrastructure talk has me waiting for the crossover between QC and the “Well, There’s Your Problem” podcast.

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Diptych · April 13, 2021

Alice and Liam will look quiet and respectful compared to Pintsize and Yelling Bird.

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Wood · April 13, 2021

Trains. Are. The best.

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Eric Sieck · April 13, 2021

I just realized, is “the city” supposed to be Boston? Because I could’ve sworn it’s always been used in QC to mean New York, but light rail from Northampton to NYC wouldn’t make sense to talk about.

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DVW · April 13, 2021

Ugh I live in upstate NY (actual upstate) and get real annoyed when people refer to NYC as "the city". I live in a city and people still do that. We're as close to Boston as we are to NYC. Also making me peeved: people calling anything north of NYC "upstate".

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JD · April 13, 2021

Shitty Dan is officially my favorite character.

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Eldritch Insights · April 13, 2021

Ahh yeah, that glorious sense of "this is going too well" creeping in to turn everything to shit. Don't look this gift Cool Dan in the mouth, Renee!

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Ted Van Roekel · April 13, 2021

Lighten up and enjoy Renee!

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Scott Vogel · April 13, 2021

Train infrastructure can always be improved no matter where you live.

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Lost Paragon · April 13, 2021

I wish my SO was a train ride away. They have it good

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Jackie Horn · April 13, 2021

Shitty Dan has literally all of the chill that everyone else is missing.

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Crushogre · April 13, 2021

Oh, shit! That's the catch! Shitty Dan is a chill vampire!

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RosesInBloom · April 13, 2021

Renee is adorable

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Michael Boettger · April 13, 2021

Great tie-in to infrastructure week!

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Alex Kosnett · April 13, 2021

I am so here for a deep dive into smart infrastructure when we meet the AI who operates their train.