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April 11, 2021

Ripping Off The Band-Aid

welp

Comments (55)

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jimbo · April 12, 2021

Renee has the best body language. Every word translates into choreography!

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strngbirdx@gmail.com · April 12, 2021

Wait...WHY are they called "grandfather clocks" now?

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Lucanid Landman · April 12, 2021

They used to be called longcase clocks, but then in 1876, a songwriter called Henry Clay Work wrote a song about them called "My Grandfather's Clock" and it became extremely popular. Everyone started calling them Grandfather Clocks after that as a reference to the song.

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Tim Keating · April 12, 2021

What? She's ALWAYS been likeable!

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OldGoat · April 11, 2021

It took quite a while, but Renee has finally become likable.

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BobC · April 11, 2021

My theory is the knees give way to make it easier to pound on the tabletop. Yup.

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Matt · April 11, 2021

That face in the last panel? My brain far too often.

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Aaron Schulz · April 11, 2021

Good for you rene, take dick by the horns.

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Maurice Kessler · April 11, 2021

Dang, that last panel sure takes me back.

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Will Weaver · April 11, 2021

Same, Brun, same.

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Yelling Bird · April 11, 2021

YEAH! GET IN THERE AND GET SOME MORE OF THAT SHITTY DAN DICK!

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Jenea Ylinen Fredrickson · April 11, 2021

Hopefully this goes better than the time I told my crush I liked them. Walking back to our cars after a school trip I might have just blurted it out. Never got a response, though that's probably because I ran away.

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Absentia · April 11, 2021

i really hope he says yes. i want Renee to be happy. plus. i like ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩.

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Mark · April 11, 2021

How on earth did you do that text formatting?

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 11, 2021

No, stay there, Brun. I think that Renee and Dan will need your support during this conversation, especially as I suspect that they will be their own worst enemies!

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KCkittysnores · April 11, 2021

From experience: that trick never works.

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Bagge · April 11, 2021

There is some magic in the future for Dan, just saying

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Bagge · April 11, 2021

at least Brun didn't go with Grandfather Cock this time.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · April 11, 2021

Obligatory "Happy Birthday, Grandma!"

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Darnel D Cooper · April 11, 2021

Points for that leap of faith,.... I hope she sticks the landing. I'm in the minority, (I think), but I found this refreshing. I never liked dancing around topics of this level of importance or greater - I think "Shitty Dan" wants more Renee, but wasn't sure how to get more Renee,.... Rooting for him.

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Nick Hodgson · April 11, 2021

This is just like PEAK all three of them!

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Creepy Cat Lady · April 11, 2021

The look on Dan's face in the last panel has me so stressed out Jeph please don't break my heart here.

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Erin Halfelven at BigCloset · April 11, 2021

How do you tell a grandfather clock from a grandmother clock? Just look for the pendulum.

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Nicolas Demers · April 12, 2021

Funny thing, there _is_ such a thing as a grandmother clock! They're similar to, but a bit smaller than, grandfather clocks

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Matthew Reiter · April 11, 2021

Brun has to go... wash... the clock.

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Joseph Bonnar · April 11, 2021

What I love is that Dan gives Brun the excuse she needs in order to go out while he talks to Renee. That was CLASS! Classy Dan? :)

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Yonatan Zunger · April 11, 2021

This is why I fucking love Renée.

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KCkittysnores · April 11, 2021

If it’s meant to be, Dan will respond positively to this approach.

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Jackie Horn · April 11, 2021

I love Brun and Shitty Dan just being bros so much

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That Blair Guy · April 11, 2021

But... Why are they called grandfather clocks?

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That Blair Guy · April 11, 2021

Answering my own question http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/09/why-do-they-call-grandfather-clocks-by-that-name/

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Elf Sternberg · April 11, 2021

Clocks. Present. I see what you did there.

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Jacob Holzman · April 11, 2021

Ooohh Renee's realization face...

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K C · April 11, 2021

I love her hand in the air in that panel. Very well drawn.

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Shawn K. Younkin · April 11, 2021

I think Brun has been rubbing off on Renee as well... She just says what's on her mind w/o a filter, much like how Brun is.

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Grace Serenity · April 11, 2021

Renee has never had much of a filter, which is why she asked Elliot to take off his shirt AT WORK!

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K C · April 11, 2021

Go Renee! Get it girl!

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Cleo Schmitz · April 11, 2021

You did it, Renee. Not quite as you might have planned, but you did it! 💜

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Lana · April 11, 2021

Dan seems so well-adjusted.

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Nancy Boutwell · April 11, 2021

sexy as hell

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Sparky · April 11, 2021

Honesty works.

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Ted Van Roekel · April 11, 2021

Ah, when you want to be subtle and instead just say it all out loud. Renee, I feel your pain.

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The Agarics Formerly Known As Plants · April 11, 2021

Subtle is wildly overrated. Just say it. Be direct, open, and honest.

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Michael Boettger · April 11, 2021

The more I think of it, Renee may be a honorary Augustus, insofar as she totally lacks chill.

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LH · April 11, 2021

just like Aurelia, she has a thin veneer of chill over a solid core of accidentally going as hard as possible

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R L · April 11, 2021

It'll either hurt, or not hurt. Either way shit's going to get sorted.

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Jim Feldman · April 11, 2021

It took me a long time to come to that realization

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SingingTurtles · April 11, 2021

Eh the timings poor but I'm still proud of her for asking!

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Lucas Werkmeister · April 11, 2021

her brain slipped D:

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David Jackson · April 11, 2021

this is kind of how she wound up texting him in the first place, so if this is how they wind up Really Dating (🤞!) it'll be super apropos

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Monique Henry · April 11, 2021

Zomg Renee!!!!!

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Scott Vogel · April 11, 2021

This went exactly as I expected.

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Max D S · April 11, 2021

We clearly grabbed some skin with that bandaid rip. Oof

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Grace Serenity · April 11, 2021

Renee, no!

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Wynn Donivan · April 11, 2021

Renee, yes! :3