Fibbery
so bad
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Aurelia - THE BEST (I'm so glad there's a parent in this that I can relate to)
I can’t stop laughing at the frame 4 Clinton face ...
“Mommy Milkers” is trending on Twitter and I blame YOU!
JEPH MOMMY MILKERS IS TRENDING ON TWITTER. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Maybe, weird though it might be, talking to her would help straighten it out.
To late to be straight 😂
🤣
sigh-it must be nice to have moms like that
Panel 2 is definitely a coded version of: "Look, I'm giving you one more chance to talk to me about this voluntarily. After that, I'm badgering you about it until you talk."
As someone whose parents knew he was gay before he came out to them about it - accurate.
Aurelia knew the score as soon as she saw those shorts.
Reverend Mother and Kwisatz Haderach... they are not. (It's been a long time since last Dune reference here)
Heh. My Saturday D&D campaign went through a Spelljammer phase and then the party crash-landed on a desert planet with sandworms. It's called "Dyoon".
Fibbery - isn't that a famous soccer player?
Rank Fibbery, IIRC.
Come on Clinton, she’s not an idiot.
Clinton, walking in with sex hair and a giddy smile: My mother will NEVER find out! 😃
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KRYTEN: Lie Mode. Yes Mr Rimmer sir. It's perfextly safe.
The punchline is in the excitement Aurelia forgot to mute the mics and the Milkmaids are hearing all of this and loving the drama and donations are GOING CRAZY RIGHT NOW.
OMG yes this! XD
That was masterful. Well played, Aurelia.
"Sometimes, when a boy loves a boy, it can be like if a mother has a secret streamer hobby where she is an anime cow..." "STILL PROCESSING!"
Aurelia is a tiny little bit behind Hanners as my favorite character.
Mine would have to be Willow Dragonfang. Of course that's only because I never met her. :)
If she's this bad at lying, she's definetly let stuff slip to the creepers
Eh... I think she is safe since probably only Clinton and Clair know about her "lying voice".
GODDAMMIT, TELL HIM TO GO GET THAT DICK!
Elliot seems like very much a bottom tbh
This was such a wild ride to get to this moment and i love it.
glad to know Clinton is able to recognize his mom's voice of deception
Well, good moms tend to know their kids pretty well
I’m totally expecting tomorrow another episode of Steve eating cereal, being tomorrow is 1 April and all that. (For the record, instead of cereal, it’s a baker’s dozen of Tim Horton’s doughnuts because he’s in Canada – on assignment!)
I don’t think we can look at cereal the same way again. Is this the next twist we’re leading up to? Aurelia’s version of selling bath water?
Aw. :')
People who say "You can tell me anything" either don't mean it or haven't thought it through properly.
Sometimes, yeah, but in this case she knows exactly what it is he's trying to figure out, and knows that no matter what the outcome is, she'll be okay with it.
Aurelia made her Sense Motive check.
And totally failed her bluff check.
So you're saying that MommyMilkers420 does not play Among Us on the stream, or are you saying that she's very bad at it? Sounds sus either way.
“Just let me know when you’re bready READY I SAID READY”
Clinton: “No, mom. I’m not dating Roko.”
Poor Clint, as is normal in humans, has blown his own overthinking into a burning zeppelin instead of the party balloon it actually is.
Thank you for this mental image! I shall now call my own overthinking "Hindenburging".
Clinton takes a guy up to his room and "I have no idea what you might be talking about". Sure Aurelia, sure. But I'm glad they've come to a good place about this. Still sure Claire and Marten are milkmaids. So are Dale and Marigold. Especially Marigold.
I can totally see Dale and Marigold get into a funk because Marigold is intimidated by MM420’s udders; Dale has to convince her MM420 has four to compensate for Marigold’s two. Meanwhile Marten says to Claire, “This streamer sounds a lot like your mom.” “That’s what she said,” Claire teases back.
Cosmo sold you out, Clinton.
Of course that commie dog sold out Clinton!!
Oh this is so sweet.
And that was her real plan all along. She wanted to come clean with this to encourage him to come clean about the real reason Elliot came over.
Came here to say this!
Bless 'em.
Clinton. she probably *heard* you making out with Elliot. of course she knows.
Aww, what a great mom!
They are SO the same.
Aurelia has been making so many Claire faces over this arc too!
so so bad