Call The UN
CLINTON!!!
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I may or may not have squee'd at the end of this comic (I totally did).
I am totally clueless about this metaphor
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have used that exact same line when trying to get someone to sexytimes. Also, if I were Jeph, I'd have 5 days of Steve eating cereal stored on disk somewhere to toss in at (in)opportune(?) moments. Any writer's-block day would be 'steve eating cereal with someone random.'
Yay Clinton! Grab that metaphor by the dough.
Those two are adorkable!
Poor, poor metaphor. Also, More Elliot smooching. <3
In which Clinton realises that 'baking lessons' was only an awkward metaphor in his own mind.
That last panel is SO funny XD
...is this the first time we've seen Cosmo in full? not just sitting, but on all 4 feet?
Has ELLIOT ever kissed a boy?
or anyone, for all we know? (we already know Clinton hasn't dated before, iirc, from his conversation with Willow)
Clinton, I'm only willing to give the metaphor presumption of innocence because it knows what it did, but torturing it is indeed going a step too far.
Clinton, Clinton, Clinton. Elliot is the quintessential sub; you are going to have to make the moves here. 😜
holy crud this Patreon is the best thing I've done this year, I don't have to shout at Clinton all by myself!!!! That, and BAKING PUNS hahaha!
Same! Joined a few days ago and it’s the best😄
it’s happening!
This oven has been preheating for a while lol
Squeeeeeee
aight, time for lots of kneading
Lots and LOTS of kneading.
I'd say that the oven was already good and hot!
https://twitter.com/ensignlesbian/status/1360052369061511173
wow
Elliot PLS!
Also I swear to god if you do the *cuts to a different group* for tomorrow's comic....
Do you want 5 days of Steve eating cereal? 'Cos this is how you get 5 days of Steve eating cereal.
That last line is one of the best you've ever written IT IS PERFECT.
truth
CLINTON YES!
Love <3
CLINTON YES
Ahhhhh! I've been waiting so long! Kiss him already!
It's for the best. any moment now he would start talking about self-raising flour or something like that.
LOL
YEAHHHHH CLINTON IM SO FUCKIN PROUD OF YOU
HELL YEAH CLINTON YOU GO MAN
YES!!! KISS ALREADY!!! THEN FUCK!!!
Holy shit. Clinton. +1 Charisma
Stop torturing that poor innocent metaphor! I love it.
I mean, in the end, just ask
Grin.
Gotta say as someone who has watched dogs walk away with toys in their mouths - Cosmo has got his prance on!!
Awww yeah!
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Damn, Clinton!
Could Clinton's last line be any more perfect? No. No, it could not. 💜💜💜
Thank you. This is really cute.
YESSS I AM UNREASONABLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, KISSSSSS YOU TWO
They are so CUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEEEE
Elliot is in the running for King of the Himbos
AHHHHHHHHHHH !! is it tomorrow yet ?
ELLIOT YOU BIG MARSHMALLOW
yeeeeessss, the gay smooches
clinton's face/pose in the final panel is so great. (and gay)
Elliot, Elliot, Elliot! Let's get the bread in the oven already!
KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
These two would absolutely destroy an expensive vase with their anxiety
Sha la la la lah de dah, oh just, kiss the boy
😳😳😳 just kiss him already! Don’t you dare torture us and have one of them decide it’s just not for them 😬
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Bwahahaha!
I really needed that. FF14 raid is going poorly tonight
I am a grown-ass adult male and I just made a sound resembling a tea kettle.
Same, brother, same.
CAN'T WAIT FOR WHATEVER SILLY REASON FOR THEM TO GET INTERRUPTED TOMORROW
Aurelia gets baked. The smell reaches upstairs, causing surprise, confusion, curiosity, distraction, and breaks the mood, leaving the poor shippers screaming into the void.
Yesssssssssss! Commence the Kissing!!!!
🤘😁🤘💝💖💗❤️❣️🏳️🌈
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Proud of Clinton!
Aaaaaaaaa yes!
Clinton has no chill... over the right thing for once.
Looking forward to the next comic being just Clinton's mom offering cereal to Steve, who just happened by
Honestly I want this to happen more than the kiss. I want a new strip based around Aurelia, Steve, and Brun. (And Cosmo.)
I'm just waiting to see if Aurelia is in the hallway listening in or if she's gonna barge in and either prevent it like Cosmo or interrupt right in the middle of it...
It has to be before. It *has to be before*. Mom cannot see the guy she thinks is hot kissing her son. That is all kinds of no bueno in the braino.
yesss
ATTTTTA BOI !
Finally Clinton gets something right.
Yeah. And he'd better keep it up, too. Tall as he is, Elliot's already in over his head.
If the next comic is anything other than Elliot-Clinton kisses, I'm driving to Canada to strangle you, Jeph!
I can’t believe Elliot uses measuring cups instead of measuring by weight.
Agreed, but measuring cups are validly handy for liquids, even if pretty useless for dry ingredients...
Next comic needs to be Steve eating cereal.
ATTA BOY!!!
JUST KISS YOU TWO!
cutaway to Yay and Roku kissing for the first time.
Not Yay & Roko; Yay & Melon
I love how Elliot is clinging to his comfort zone.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!
How much you wanna bet next strip cuts away to someone else? Or have I been reading too much Dumbing of Age?
There is no such thing as reading too much Dumbing of Age.
This is the most healthy and assertive in a healthy what that I think we have seen Clinton... Ever. Also, the dynamic between the two of them is honestly just fantastic. I so hope the two manage to just stay honest with each other and themselves. They seem to work when they are doing that. :)
Literally the only downside to this being two dudes is that Aurelia can't start playing "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid on her phone. That said, "Preheat the oven?" ELLIOT THE OVEN IS ABOUT TO CATCH FIRE IT IS SO OVERHEATED.
Plus, there's already a bun in there. Or, by now, two. Or three.
So, Steve eating cereal for the rest of the week?
SQUEEEEEE!
So. Do we see a smooch? Does Elliot get all nervous and faint? Or does mom come in with a plate of cookies?
We get a week of Steve eating cereal instead.
yay!
The baking metaphor is getting overwerked Elliot. Oooooverweeeerked. (Fans of the GBBO know what I'm talking about.)
?where did my comment go?
Elliot is such a cinnamon roll, I love him <3
DATE NIIIIIGHT :D
*old timey man beating a dead horse meme gif but with metaphor written over the horse*
CLINTON
Yeah, I think that oven is overheating.
Also Panel 1 is the greatest thing ever
Elliott has the cutest nose
ITSHAPPENING.GIF
"Website cannot be found".... you lied to me
Aaaaaaaaa, this is so great. These two dorks are lovely.
"stop torturing the poor innocent metaphor" is cracking me up
Poor Elliot. He didn’t get to the point where you have to put the yeast in warm water with sugar for at least 10 minutes for it to bloom.
Reminds me of the Banana Nut Bread recipe I learned in the Navy...
Yes, Clinton!
If those two don't smooch by the next strip I'm officially designating all this teasing as a war crime.
Jeph tease us? Never! :D
finally.
Yes, Elliot. KISS HIM ALREADY!
The tension is killing me
Well someone’s getting a rise~ 😏 Too on the nose? Maybe
👃
Hmm. There's a few more days before Friday...
I mean... I was not rooting for these two but as it’s gone on and the fan base here are like ravenous shippers they kinda got me cheering them along too.
"Ravenous Shippers" indeed... Wait. Doesn't that also describe Yondu?
Yes please! Before poor Elliott combusts! 😅
Poor poor metaphor...
NOW KISS
This is so cute I'm melting 🥰
This is **uncomfortably** close to how my actual first kiss went.
Samesies
Cosmo looks proud of her new toy
Go Clinton!!
:D
Good job, Clinton!
Knead! Kneeeeeead!
We ALL knead this.
These two are cute as fuck omg
YES! YEEEEEEEEES