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March 9, 2021

In The Arms Of An Angel

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Comments (95)

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The Jelly Bean Warlock · March 17, 2021

So Clinton's mom is the leader of the Boros Guild?

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KikiCakes · March 10, 2021

Cosmo has the face of an ant eater o3o

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Marty BlackEagle · March 10, 2021

collar?

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CaseyAEC · March 12, 2021

It's in there, somewhere...

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Cole Blackblood · March 10, 2021

Also: best name ever

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Cole Blackblood · March 10, 2021

I can see the family resemblance (in awkwardness)

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Finvaara · March 9, 2021

Honestly, I'm impressed she managed to censor herself before she called him a hunk.

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Marlo · March 9, 2021

cosmo makes everything better 🥰

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Bagge · March 10, 2021

Not aurelia's cooking

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Bagge · March 9, 2021

aurelia, say "thank you Cosmo" for saving you from an awkward situation.

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BigKumaDM · March 9, 2021

Wow, what a name for her!. Really leaning into that roman theme. Named for the mother of the first roman emperor, lets hope the name has no foreshadowing.

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William Cole · March 9, 2021

Well, the Ides of March isn't (aren't?) far off…

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Mark · March 9, 2021

Thanks Jeph, a lovely name for a lovely lady!

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Ace · March 9, 2021

I see that Claire and Clinton come by their complete lack of chill honestly

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 9, 2021

Aurelia Augustus, great-niece of infamous (and deceased) gold mogul Auric Goldfinger and no-one has ever formally cleared her father of being involved in his uncle's attempt to nuke Fort Knox. There is a reason why Steve is in Northampton.

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Solomon Garland · March 9, 2021

Aurelia is a known appreciator of college-age jock types, perhaps that's what she didn't expect? 🤔

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Marc Tabor · March 9, 2021

i fully expect her next words were going to be the effect of hunk/hottie. 90% sure I am straight and I Would at least give Eliot a chance...

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Chris Warren · March 9, 2021

Also, Cosmo and Hercules should be friends.

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Dean Reilly · March 9, 2021

No one has ever called Elliot an Aurelia before, and he's not sure how he feels about it.

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Joseph Bonnar · March 9, 2021

POINTY BOI!

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Chris Warren · March 9, 2021

Elliot and Aurelia need to become an item ASAP.

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Eldritch Insights · March 9, 2021

Alright, someone get the horny bat and give Aurelia here a bonk.

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Eric Rucker · March 9, 2021

...you know, I just realized that someone who wasn't familiar with that meme would interpret "bonk" differently.

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 9, 2021

COSMO: "This one is mine. I'm keeping him." This whole arc would demand that the Augustus matriarch get a name. This is as good as any and I'm sort of surprised her name didn't start with 'C'.

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BobC · March 9, 2021

It is a good sign that Clinton Mom isn't salivating. Yet.

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 9, 2021

Right now, she's far too busy feeling horribly embarrassed.

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Finvaara · March 9, 2021

I love this page for many reasons. Also, the ad provider for the QC webpage is serving a browser hijacking pretending to be tech support again.

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Tom wilson · March 9, 2021

I never see those any more, thanks to AdBlock. :)

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Absentia · March 9, 2021

congrats Jeph. you actually got me to join on Patreon in order to see the next comic. well done.

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MerMetalBard · March 9, 2021

BIG BOI HOLD BIG DOGGO LIKE BABY IM CRY

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Nicolas Demers · March 9, 2021

STOP MAKING ELLIOT CUTER No, wait. The other thing. Keep on making him cuter!

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Onyx · March 9, 2021

Yes!

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Populuxe · March 9, 2021

While everyone assumes she is named for Roman emperors or whatnot, as the resident car guy, I’m going to assume she was named for the Lancia Aurelia, built from 1950 to 1958. The B20 coupe and B24 spyder and convertible (worth over a million US$ these days) are especially sexy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancia_Aurelia

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Dr. Otter · March 9, 2021

Beautiful car! Nevertheless, I assume she is named after Julius Caesar's mom.

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Brad Kirkwood · March 9, 2021

so clearly they get their panicky, desperate flailing and run-on sentences from their mother

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Vic or Vyxter · March 9, 2021

Elliot + animals = awwwwwwwwwww

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AcheronYYC · March 9, 2021

We were waiting to get my borzoi pup Jaspar (@jaspar_borzoi) when Cosmo was introduced in the strip and my heart sings a bit every time she shows up.

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Azrux · March 9, 2021

I'll say it again, MAKE COSMO THE NEW PROTAGONIST

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Yonatan Zunger · March 9, 2021

Cosmo was the real protagonist all along. Everything prior to Cosmo was simply prologue.

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AstralAegis · March 9, 2021

Clinton better move quick before his mom takes his man

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Gaz · March 9, 2021

HAIL COSMO

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Darren Stalder · March 9, 2021

All the love to Cosmo!

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Carl Fink · March 9, 2021

Maybe put a collar on Cosmo before you put a bell on the collar?

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BioYuGi · March 9, 2021

There is a collar it's just hidden under ALL the fluff.

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Miyaa · March 9, 2021

Cosmo loves cinnamon rolls.

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Daniel S · March 9, 2021

Such a... Hunk? Obvious himbo? Tall glass of water? Giant man who is obviously a bottom? Gorgeous man who I probably shouldn't sleep with because my son is interested in him?

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Andrew Mitchell · March 9, 2021

The last one. :)

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Rat · March 9, 2021

okay everybody let's place bets, everybody. Did Clinton forget to come out to his mother/ is Aurelia (sick name reveal btw) tendency to "hook up" with college-age guys who look like Elliot showing up and this is just "oh what the heck he's hot"/ or boring answer is this just her reacting to his height.

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Chelsea · March 9, 2021

Oh man, I feel like it could be #1 AND #2! Hahah good point about Aurelia and college age boys

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Doug DeJulio · March 9, 2021

Cosmo likes him, so he gets to stay. That's how it works.

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · March 9, 2021

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree in the Augustus house.

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Rose · March 9, 2021

Clinton holding Cosmo is the cutest thing <3

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JC Urza · March 9, 2021

Wouldn't the kicker be that Clinton and Claire have a Ceaser in the family line. Double points if it was their dad!

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Katrina Urmson · March 9, 2021

Such happy. Much wag. Cosmo approves!!

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doorbender · March 9, 2021

Eeeeeeeeeeee

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Thisguy · March 9, 2021

Ninja Dog.

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MikeT · March 9, 2021

Helicopter tail , engage!

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Kuragari · March 9, 2021

Aww sweet puppy! <3

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Douglas E. Smith · March 9, 2021

Dogs are good.

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Nikita wants to share his overnight Squirt with Matt · March 9, 2021

Love Claire’s graduation picture

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Michael Boettger · March 9, 2021

Pretty recent, like when she got her B.A.?

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NinjaZaku · March 9, 2021

Oh i wish to hold the long doge

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Somebody Else · March 9, 2021

She's named like a roman emperor and has a thing for guys built like greek gods. And after pulling on the emergency brake, has mostly salvaged this train wreck of an introduction. Good on ya miss Augustus.

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Captain Button · March 9, 2021

Umm, do affairs with Greek Gods ever end well? Asking for a friend.

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JD · March 9, 2021

How much do you want to bet that Willow is the actual delivery person?

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Mad Marie · March 9, 2021

Still rooting for the triumphant return of Pizza Girl...

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Kurt Roithinger · March 9, 2021

the other day when elliot and yay were talking things over, i was like 'wouldn't it be funny if clinton's mom meets elliot and they fall for each other? cuz hijinks would ensue...' commence hijinks.

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Nancy Boutwell · March 9, 2021

no

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KCkittysnores · March 9, 2021

Now, just what was she going to say she hadn’t expected when she cut herself off?

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Shawn K. Younkin · March 9, 2021

Hunka hunka burning cinnamon roll?

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Ted Van Roekel · March 9, 2021

You realize you're at a certain age when you're crushing on the characters mom....

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Captain Button · March 9, 2021

For me it was the school nurse in Megatokyo.

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Peter McDevitt · March 9, 2021

is her middle name "Borealis" ?

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Jackie Horn · March 9, 2021

I would die for cosmo

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Joseph Bonnar · March 9, 2021

Your comment reminds me of one by Gomez Addams: I would kill for you! I would DIE for you! (Either way, what bliss!)

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R L · March 9, 2021

Aurelia Augustus. Jeph. Did you really have to go for the Absolutely Awesome Alliteration.

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fluffy · March 9, 2021

Technically assonance. Which isn't a word that means someone making a reply like this, as much as it seems cognate to it.

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Captain Button · March 9, 2021

Is she actually an immortal Roman Empress or something?

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jaelte · March 9, 2021

She is now! ;-)

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Markus · March 9, 2021

Someone's parents had a thing for ancient Rome! (Or maybe just Latin I guess)

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Michael Boettger · March 9, 2021

The family name "Augustus", also a throw back to ancient Rome. And Aurelius means "golden".

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · March 9, 2021

lookit that tail go 🤩

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Max D S · March 9, 2021

Now we know! Another name added to the shipping logs!

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Niskara · March 9, 2021

The dog likes him. That's always a good sign!

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Michael · March 9, 2021

Like Cosmo wasn't going to like him, how absurd.

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mooviies · March 9, 2021

Cosmo!!

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Holly Neilson · March 9, 2021

There is a A LOT of Clair (Claire? Clare? I cant recall specific spelling) in this post and I A P P R O V E

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Raven Razor · March 9, 2021

I see the clear relation to Clair. XD

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Nancy Boutwell · March 9, 2021

IKR!

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Cody Renton · March 9, 2021

Cosmo!

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Joel Bateman · March 9, 2021

Even pointy dogs love our cinnamon roll.

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Chris Gropp · March 9, 2021

Clinton has dibs, Aurelia!

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Darnel D Cooper · March 9, 2021

Just what I was thinking,.... too bad this is a family feel good strip,.....

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Michael · March 9, 2021

Cosmo has never been safer.

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Michael Boettger · March 9, 2021

Hi Aurelia!