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March 7, 2021

Best Behavior

Yay is trying their best

Comments (42)

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The Shadow's Lair · July 19, 2021

Finally found the last strip where yay had round speech bubbles

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Doug DeJulio · March 8, 2021

As someone with a long-haired white cat myself, I do have to point out that Hercules would make an *awesome* supervillain's cat.

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Joseph Bonnar · March 8, 2021

Oh, man. You're just come up with the real truth about what Yay is doing there. They're getting the accoutrements needed to become the supervillain they have always wanted to be.

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Darnel D Cooper · March 7, 2021

On a side note involving Yay: They are truly an untapped resource. They have access to immediate information on a lot of things that Roko, Clinton, even Pintsize would benefit from. (Trying to sidetrack myself from still wondering how many frames they have and how many do they operate at a time.) Speaking of frames, I know the end of times will come when Pintsize decides to "grow up" (Yes, for him it's a choice.) Sorry for the ramble.

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Harmony Petersen · March 7, 2021

... why does Yay have a robot neckline all of a sudden? In previous arcs, she didn't. Did something happen? Do some instances of her have necklines and some don't? I've suspected for some time now she's not actually a robot, but an upload (it would explain the lack of nicety that other robots have).

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Darnel D Cooper · March 7, 2021

They seem to wear frames following a theme, similar with small changes at hip and torso, all with dark hair and slitted eyes. I feel they only "play" at being "Spookybot" because it was easiest - and now they are learning how to be people. (I'm rooting for them.)

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William Cole · March 7, 2021

Yay's version of nice_list.txt.

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Bagge · March 7, 2021

Thank you, Yay

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Sarah Ellis · March 7, 2021

Yay already knows Elliot's search history consists entirely of innocuous things like "How to hold hands with someone much shorter than you" (and that Elliot got embarrassed immediately and closed the tab), "cute photos of huge fluffy cats", and bread baking blogs. And they probably have a script set up to notify them if Elliot ever searches for anything not innocuous.

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Some Ed · March 7, 2021

"Things like" you say. But it's really just those two searches, minor variations of those two searches (like "How to hold hands with someone much much shorter than you" and "How to hold hands with someone much shorter than you without feeling awkward") plus stuff about bread. The most scandalous search in his history occurred the day after he learned that there were AIs with bread fetishes, but it was "Do some AIs actually have bread fetishes", rather than asking for details on how it worked. A detail did show up in the included text for the first link anyway, and so he immediately turned off the entire computer in response. (Anyone who isn't into bread more than the normal amount would've not recognized that detail as anything out of the ordinary, and he didn't, but he saw the words 'bread' and 'aroused', and given the search in question, that was too much detail for him.)

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BobC · March 7, 2021

But why the BROWN T-shirt. WHY????

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Jon Cary · March 7, 2021

because he's going to work after the date. brown hides beer stains.

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BobC · March 7, 2021

My bestest friends are getting married next month. I'm the wedding photographer. I completely understand the degree of restraint required.

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Darnel D Cooper · March 7, 2021

Go Yay! (That they actually consider privacy as defined by her best friend with others, that they are being 100% transparent with the humans that openly offered Friendship, That I have a mild concern for anyone who intentionally hurts Yay's friends.)

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Lightsabr2 · March 7, 2021

I mean... Corpsewitch was a thing. Was.

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Spoogle McGee · March 7, 2021

"Jim's great, and not violent at all!" "...Wait, what do you mean? Jim's not violent!" "I know, that's what I said." "But.. if he's not violent then why would you say that?" "I think you've answered your own question there." - John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

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Populuxe · March 7, 2021

You might say that Yay’s level of restraint here is downright (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Herculean.

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Finvaara · March 7, 2021

Yeeeaaaaaaaah!

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Joe · March 7, 2021

umm. thanks??

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Max Kaehn · March 7, 2021

DON'T DANGLE THE CAT'S FEET, YAY

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Some Ed · March 7, 2021

For what it's worth, I've met a few cats who seem to prefer their legs to dangle. They actively seemed to encourage people picking them up, but if their legs were supported, they just used the being picked up as a spring board. Meanwhile, if their legs were left to dangle, they'd not only not squirm, but tended to remember who picked them up like that, and sought out them specifically. I don't understand, other than the general principles that different people are different and cats are people. I also acknowledge that, in the much more common case, you would absolutely be correct. But I don't know Hercules specifically.

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Andrew · March 7, 2021

AHA. They didn’t promise to not acquire satellites, drones, security cameras, spy bots, trained dolphins etc. etc. to snoop on his date did they? Loophole found.

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Some Ed · March 7, 2021

Yes, but they're not about to acquire any of those things, either. They're also not about to hack into any security cameras already installed in Clinton's house. I mean, they *did* that already. The job is done and sufficient. Why bother doing it again? It would just increase their exposure for no real point.

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Dean Reilly · March 7, 2021

'We did it twenty minutes ago. Also, 'h3rcul3sxxx' is a terrible choice of password.'

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Andrew Mitchell · March 7, 2021

I thought Elliot's password is: C1int0nIsHot

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Michael Boettger · March 7, 2021

Does Elliot realize there's not a damm thing he could do to stop Yay, should Yay choose to do so?

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Rachel Maeroff · March 7, 2021

Or that Yay hasn't done this already?

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Alex Borders · March 7, 2021

Hercules approves of Yay's restraint. Especially as that frees up more time (and hands) for cat-pampering.

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Boots McGoot · March 7, 2021

Hercules is a fur Pintsize and I love that for him

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Chris Weigert · March 7, 2021

I know it’s not earth-shattering, but I love how unremarkable (in that it goes uncommented on in-world, not that it’s not remarkable to see) the appearance of nb characters and ungendered pronouns are in this series. And then I think about characters that are trans and bi and gay and lesbian and queer and… it’s all too much for my little heart to handle. Thank you, Jeph, for grokking how much representation matters. 😁

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Noise · March 7, 2021

It's harder than it looks. I'm writing a novel with a similarly genderless AI type, and I have to go back and specifically proofread for that one aspect, multiple times for each scene they're in.

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Celine Chamberlin · March 7, 2021

I really like how Yay has evolved as a character. Seeing them cuddle Hercules while talking about all the things they could do if they chose is just adorable but also a reminder that there's a heck of a lot more to them than meets the eye.

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Aleeza Brown · March 7, 2021

And more of them...

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Scout · March 7, 2021

"my "I promise not to trawl your email, messages, social media posts, or general online presence in search of compromising material" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

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Lord Crusade · March 7, 2021

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolute- Ooh! Kitty!

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Kriss Pang · March 7, 2021

Yay has updated their privacy policy

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JD · March 7, 2021

As far as Elliot knows, Yay is just a regular AI, right?

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Joseph Bonnar · March 7, 2021

I think so, yes.

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Miyaa · March 7, 2021

Oh no Yay.

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Michael · March 7, 2021

Yay professional cat sitter

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Shawn K. Younkin · March 7, 2021

Hercules professional Yay sitter. ;)

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Adam · March 7, 2021

Hercules :3