Scavenger
Cosmo
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Our greyhound is basically a short haired self propelled vacuum cleaner / food disposal device with an inbuilt pointy crevice tool. I suspect Cosmo is just a long haired version.
Seeing the mess I would be mad, but as soon as I saw cosmo it would melt away and I would be left petting her.
Although IIRC the vet broke the news that Cosmo is a she. (How damn hairy is that dog if they couldn't tell?)
Ahhh, pet life. I made bagels for someone in my bubble and they thought it'd be hilarious to let my cat sniff around in the bag...both my cats eat bread if it's left out. So my tabby had a little munch of a blueberry bagel.
Had a cat AND a dog that would fight over cheese. Meat? meh, if it's there. prawns? sniff then try to bury. Lump of cheddar? dog better get its fool nose outta there before it gets sliced....
Bad dog. Eat your veggies.
Why should she cook in the first place? Please tell me its not for a date between Elliot and Clinton ? Seriously who make his own mother cook for his date ?
I don't think that Clinton could make his mom (Chloe? Clementina? Cleopatra?) do anything. Also, this is the woman who insisted on making pancakes for Marten when they first met https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2804 and fed Brun cookies at 1am to get her to stay https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3713 so I imagine that she was not unwilling to make dinner for the three of them.
MAugustus is approaching peak chill. :)
It was the will of the cosmos
*Cosmo (unless there are clones...)
Surely, you're eventually going to show us what happens when Claire drinks her tea?
Scavenger? That's going right in for the kill if you ask me.
That is a mom who knew from the start that her boy would pick "bad news" first.
Clinton looks at the audience with a womp womp.
Our Bernedoodle ate a stick of butter yesterday, an indulgence for which we are both still paying 💩
Our Black Lab once ate an entire stick of butter, went into the attic, and vomited all over the carpet right before we went on vacation. That was fifteen years ago. The stain is still there.
Meanwhile our dog let 3lbs of ground beef that got mixed in with the rabbit bedding right next to where he sleeps go bad. 3 days, and the humans noticed it before he did
Wait. Wait wait wait. You can't just say things like this without giving us the rest of the story. How did the ground beef get mixed in with the rabbit bedding?
I get the sense that Clinton's mom is a bit spacey.
Smoking weed as a means of stress relief is effective.
Clinton is wearing booty shorts for his “take his potential boyfriend to meet the family” date.
Gotta show off the goods.
Wait, what? We're going straight to the "over for dinner" part of the story? I thought for sure we'd have at least a week of Steve eating cereal first.
Shhhhhhh!
Good long boi
Cosmo was HELPING.
That was an expensive lesson on dogs.
Such a dog.
Never put groceries where a dog can get them. There is nowhere you can put groceries that a cat can't get to them, you just have to hope that doing anything to them is beneath them (after all, why attack the food on the counter when you have servants to serve it to you).
I’m fortunate that my cat only wants the finest of wet cat food.
Cosmo is GOOD pointy boi!
Our Newfoundland was a serious counter surfer, and managed to consume 3kg of cooked chicken meat and 2 freshly baked greek pastries without disturbing any other items that were also on the kitchen counter. It was such a surgical strike that we didn't know he'd done it, just that the food had disappeared, until we noticed that he spent the rest of the day in a food coma.
My parents have a havanese who will get into their groceries and nibble a hole in the bread then hollow it out so it doesn't look like they got into anything.
I've had 14 pound terriers do that. Oh the mess...
My dog would eat everything that is a vegetable. Well... He would eat everything that's not a vegetable too...
Haha! He also love lettuce. His other favorite are carrots.
That's totally Cosmo-logical...
Those are very short shorts.
Hey when you got the legs....
Do they have Doordash or something like that in the QCverse? If so, no problem. And Cosmo? Hope you don't get a bellyache.
Pizza Girl to the rescue!
My sister has a Rhodesian Ridgeback who will do the same thing. Really intelligent dog who is almost too smart to train.
My friends have a blue heeler-lab mix whose the same way. She knows what you're telling her to do, she'll usually do it, but she wants you to know it's her choice.
Yay approves.
All doggos are the best doggo, even the scavengers.
When this is public, it's getting shared to all my FB dog groups :)
I agree that Cosmo is smart doggo :3
Bad boy Cosmo.
There is no such things as a bad dog
Gotta be careful with food when doggos are around.
I feel like Jeph drew on experience here.
That's the comment I was looking for!
Cosmo is still the goodest boi!