Presenting Hannelore
It's: Hannelore
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Of all the new characters that have been introduced over the last 6-8 months, she might be my favorite (I kid, I kid) :) [But I TOTALLY called a digression of about 14 comics about the randos in the taco shop back in 4331
DISREGARD! <br>Just testing here.
Wait, did Marten just kinda sorta assert himself?
I think it was more of an, "I need an adult" moment.
"I'm Ozymandias, lol" ?? Is that a Rene Magritte thing or what?
Nah, the original ozymandias poem (can't remember who by) is about a broken statue in a desert. Google should bring you to it.
For some people, saying that you're going to show them a PowerPoint presentation is a threat all by itself.
PowerPoint is like violence - if it doesn't work, you're not using enough... (or was that XML?)
HANNELORE! WHY WON'T YOU LOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
This is some old school QC humor right here
This is the start of the long-awaited "Release The Virus" arc, isn't it?
It turns out that pandemics are really boring.
Martin, why are you not comforting Claire? With whatever she needs to get through this? Do we need to dildo slap you again?
My suspicion: Claire asked for something from Coffee of Doom. Note that this differs from LordXeen's response in that I'm ambiguous about what, rather than about who. Because I think Marten's not about to be assertively indicating he wanted coffee while Claire's having a moment, but Coffee of Doom sells a variety of consumable goods so it's not clearly coffee, and I'm generally a fan of explicit communication these days..
According to my spouse the tech writer, even the *prospect* of a Powerpoint presentation is indeed something to threaten someone with.
Also mention the length of the presentation, that will be the finisher.
If I were Claire, I would not want Hannelore intervening on my behalf like this, especially without my consent. Hopefully Hannelore will learn to understand that; this could be a good growth moment for her.
Presentation: Why You Reconsidered Claire And Remained Breathing :)
Hanners and Claire together are unstoppable
I'm still waiting for the big reveal that she hooked up with a model from the Sexy Firefighter's Calendar after her sabbatical. She's been making steady progress. I think it's time she got some ACTION. :)
My powerpoint is made from Damascus steel. "Damascus Steel" being the font I used.
Sadly, the Damascus font costs $600, and I don't need a joke to succeed that badly.
SKULLMASTER WATCHES ALL
.....who's the new blonde girl? She seems nice.
You mean Hannelore, daughter of the "father of the AIs"?
I still love Tannelore, she's just so cute, and I love how she's more assertive. Also I'm sure Station would love to fire one off.
Keeping in mind that Hannelore has access to a satellite with the equivalent of ballistic orbital weapons....
No no "Orbital PIZZA delivery" ... Not weapons.
Thank you for bringing Hannelore back!
There's a lot more of her Mom in there than she usually shows
"Release the virus!"
“And this slide is what it will look like when the space laser on my father’s space station destroys your grandmother’s house...”
Wasn’t there a conversation about Station offering orbital railgun bombardment as a favor at some point a few years back?
*The presentation is about Hannelore threatening them* Jesus Jeph XD
Jeph: Aha, if I just raise the frame a teeny bit, I don't even have to draw Hannelore's top! I'm a genius!
What makes you think she's still wearing a top? It would be just like Marten not to react.
Thank goodness Hanners was never in the Girl Scouts during cookie season. (Looking forward to their new French toast cookies.)
Hanners: A Good Friend.
HANNERSSSSSS🥰
I missed her so much!
even considering its coming from hanners, despite not even being a rejecting librarian; I feel threatened
Hanners, you're frightening me. Step back, deep breath. Of course she has the financial wherewithal to make things happen.
Michael, PLEASE tell me how you managed to enter a CRLF after "breath." Whenever I try it, it doesn't work.
I finished another full read-through of the whole of QC today
wow
She's really holding on to that tan
I know, it looks good on her, though, so I hope she keeps it a little longer.
Good to see Hannes. Now, if only we could see May and Sven again, too.
Steve. Steve is the only one we need to see again.
Yay Hanners! But nobody deserves death by PowerPoint
I kinda need a print of the "I'm ozymandius lol" for my wall....
And why the PowerPoint is her being nice.