Sploosh
who could blame her
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Lol. But seriously dudes, y u do dis?
Not the sploosh I expected, frankly.
I don't THINK Elliot would send Clinton An unsolicited dick-pick. But IF he ever would, now would be the perfect timing
as a person who gets unsolicited dick pics - this is a perfectly justifiable response, the MOST justifiable
Wouldn't throwing the sender's phone (or his dick) in the lake make more sense in the long run?
I'm slightly shocked noone has implicated Pintsize yet. Does it just go without saying now?
Was it a big one though, or was it just a kayak?
Just a little dinghy. Oh, wait, you meant the boat.
But why would she check Messages in a canoe to begin with.. Oh I guess I shouldn’t speak on such a topic. During our kayak-trip this summer we stopped for lunch at this tiny island (I don’t know the proper English nautical term for a bunch of rocks with vegetation growing among them) and I dropped my power bank. I did however manage to pick it up, super worried that leaving it would make it corrode and leak metals into the lake. On a bonus note, the power bank still works despite it’s warranty notice telling me to protect it from water!
If you could sit there and eat lunch, then "island" is appropriate. "Island in a stream" is a common phrase.
i just want to point out that aside from bubs exactly zero qc girls have worn any other top than a cami since 2021 started.
New job for Yay: punching solicitors of unsolicited dick pics in the same... as a public service.
Isn't this the perfect time to find May steady employment?
Insert ladies in lakes, swords and other such lore.
Survival tip #143: in an emergency, a smartphone on a selfie stick can serve as a makeshift canoe paddle.
ps: no, gents: “Selfie Stick” is not a euphemism for “Dick Pic”. Please stop doing those. Thanks, The Womanagement.
I feel I know people who would also do this
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I observe Willow has strong, bordering on panic, responses to surprising stimuli.
or maybe just disgusting, non-consensual stimuli. What would you do if somebody tossed a dead naked mole rat at you randomly?
My solution is to send this image linked back at them. It never fails and is family friendly. https://imgur.com/g98WMCM
Ooooh.... dicklets!
Is that a kayak in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Did a hand rise up from the lake and catch it?
They who pulls this phone from this lake shall...
My blind partner is glad that he can't see unsolicited dick pics
Send them pictures anyways with the caption that says "this is a dick pic" but instead its just eggplants.
The phone store salesman misheard her, she asked for a smartphone, not a smutphone.
Well, at least she kept the barrette!
GREAT! NOW IT'LL TAKE ANOTHER WEEK TO WALK BACK!
sadly, most phone insurance plans do not cover acts of dick.
Heh. I sent my ex some dick picks recently. Dick Tracy, Dick Van Dyke, Dick Turpin, Dick Cheney. She groaned at that.
I have a folder somewhere named Dick Pics full of pictures of Richard Nixon... For those moments when I need to send an unexpected dick pic
Can we talk about how short Clinton's shorts are, though? Why does he get to be cute AND hot?
He's embracing his inner twink
checked my inbox for 2 seconds & immediately saw a genital. could not parse which type of genital it was before tossing my phone out the canoe
Sweet fool.
Well, hopefully it wasn't an expensive phone.
Okay, I get throwing the phone into the lake after getting a dick pic, but why didn't she just get a new one afterwards?
They’re kind of expensive. I couldn’t easily replace mine if I lost it right now.
Impulsivus Yeetus!
Yeetus the Meatus
Perfectly sane reaction. Cromulent, even.
An entirely reasonable reaction.