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February 7, 2021

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Adam McDougall · February 8, 2021

When was the last time we saw Martin?

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el_zilcho · February 8, 2021

We never saw Marten, he's just a figment of our imagination

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BobC · February 7, 2021

Today has been weird. I woke up with a funny lyric in my head and started writing stanzas that turned into verses. Then a melody arrived that had a bit of a twang to it, the words in my head took on a Southern accent, and the vocals started doing that silly bass dip somewhere in each line. I was writing a Country song. And I don't listen to Country. Not at all, unless a cross-over somehow reaches me. But my lyrics painted a story that was a funny problem with a funny solution that also had a touching and warm arc to it, while also being a little sexy, a little naughty, and very, very awkward. In other words, the kind of song that only Country has a real home for, with a genuine sub-culture and history. The next thing I thought of was Sven. Now, finally, I understand that character. Then I had a mini identity crisis (I'm OK now). I had to immediately share this with you, my QC peeps. We've discussed many QC IRL crossovers here, but this one nearly had me wetting my pants. Just so you know this is not BS, here's the opening (and probably the chorus): I like lovin' in the morning, though you prefer evening. You wake up so slow, when I'm rarin' to go. Dinner makes you desire me, the meal makes me sleepy. We are both in our prime, but horny one at a time. It goes on from there, and it gets raunchy in that delightful PG13-innuendo way as the solution comes into view. Which provides its own problems, leaving room for a funny twist at the end. The working title? What could it possibly be, other than "Morning Wood"!

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OldGoat · February 7, 2021

My sage's (?geezer's?) blessing to new couples - "May your friskiness levels always be in phase."

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Erin Moriarty · February 7, 2021

Pa el 2 Bubbles is best Bubbles

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Jan Szejko · February 7, 2021

Willow seems to be forgetful, as she's already been here and met Faye. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4124

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Christoph Krüger · February 7, 2021

She did get lost in a yarn shop once, so I think forgetting that she was at that place once is absolutely in character.

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Mark · February 7, 2021

That was a bit of an anticlimax.

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Bagge · February 7, 2021

Yeah, given that Willow started with Clinton and Elliot she got the soft option first. Maybe introduce her to Marten and Dale next?

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Shane Wegner · February 7, 2021

So do they realize that Sam is the daughter of the owner of the bakery of which the employee that is Elliot who is the possible crush that it the source of the meeting Willow conversation, and that it’s all a big Indra’s Web of interconnection yet?

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OhhCrapGuy · February 7, 2021

Weirdly, my social life in Florida was actually like this in the Before Times.

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Emma Humphries · February 7, 2021

Willow's going to meet Marigold and end up workshopping some Magical Love Gentlemen AU fic.

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Peter Wallis · February 7, 2021

Yes, be careful Willow! ... Or you might stumble into a loving relationship full of mutual enjoyment and growth!

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Mark · February 7, 2021

With the danger of being written out of the main story.

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Jonathan Woodcock · February 7, 2021

“No Faye’s a human. And way scarier than Bubbles.” Truth. Thank you Clinton.

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FE · February 7, 2021

Faye would be insulted not to be thought of as scarier than Bubbles.

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Rob McBobson · February 7, 2021

Willow, Clinton telling you of Faye's scariness IS the universe warning you (assuming that the universe does things like that).

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BobC · February 7, 2021

Am I the only one to realize that Willow is the Anti-Faye? The two must never meet! Only unimaginable ANIHILATION will occur!

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Captain Button · February 7, 2021

She is Faye's clone, like the one Hannalore has... (Except Faye is the Evil Twin in this case.)

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Captain Button · February 7, 2021

She should get bitten by a radioactive spider for that.

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Livy N · February 7, 2021

So how long have you been waiting to use that title 😂

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Michael Boettger · February 7, 2021

And that is a fair assessment from Clinton. Although Faye is less scarier than she was in the past.

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Wood · February 7, 2021

But wait, hasn’t Willow been here before? When Iris got her spray from Sam?

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Michael Boettger · February 7, 2021

Perhaps Faye and Bubbles were in another part of the shop? Sam usually works near the front, where the light is better.

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Bruce · February 7, 2021

Where does Skull Master rank on the Danger Index?

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Joseph Bonnar · February 7, 2021

Googledy one.

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Andrea Andrew · February 7, 2021

I wonder how excited Willow will be when she learns that Faye and Bubbles are a couple.

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Niskara · February 7, 2021

She'd probably explode, tbh

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Wynn Donivan · February 7, 2021

d a n g e r z o n e

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Michael · February 7, 2021

Lana