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February 3, 2021

Articles Of Faith

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Jason Rock · February 4, 2021

And suddenly that inclusiveness that makes QC Fandom a good group comes to a screeching halt. OMG, y'all, someone said something that conflicts with your *totally* analytical and science based worldview. They are stupid and ignorant and their heresy must not be presented in a positive light lest it gain a foothold among the superstitious peasants. If this continues, we will require an auto-da-fe.

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Chloë Salzenberg · February 4, 2021

"So much for the tolerant left" play? That's close to the bottom of the list. I lived life with a couple people who have Willow's world view. One of them is beautiful. The other ruined my life for years, by the end sneaking money to buy lottery tickets. We come by our caution honestly, Jason.

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Elisa · February 4, 2021

I really appreciate this, as someone who has recently realized that I can be a Science Enthusiast without being a Science Asshole

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Julia Allen-Hesse · February 4, 2021

Any time Elliot or Clinton 8nteracts with anyone.... (butterfly meme) Is this a polycule?

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cakecake · February 4, 2021

Yeah it's sort of tiring (and I say this as person who actively practices polyamory hahaha)

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The Secret Sponsor · February 3, 2021

At this point, I'm just expecting a portion of the fans to start shipping Clinton/Willow/Elliot since the Poly Route with Brun didn't pan out. But who knows? Maybe Clinton will screw things up before we even reach that point.

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dcy665 . · February 4, 2021

Clinton is really good with the screwing things up at the beginning. It's a gift.

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Kurt Larson · February 3, 2021

...until one begins to attempt to make logical *extensions* based on those beliefs...

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Marc Kevin Hall · February 3, 2021

Okay, Willow is now my favorite - a practitioner of pragmatic woo with filled with insouciance. I am in digi-love.

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Bryce Maryott · February 3, 2021

Typo in the third panel unless she pronounces "HELP" as "HALP"

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Rob McBobson · February 3, 2021

That *is* how they pronounced it in the Astro Boy manga.

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Alex Borders · February 3, 2021

A few decades ago, I was spending a lot of time hanging around professional psychics. When I got to the last panel, and the following dialogue: "What would a palm reader make of my robot hand?" "About $75/hour, $150 if they're really good." I confess I sprayed my drink on my keyboard. (Mostly because my best friend at the time, one of the psychics in question, would totally have had that same response.) Kudos, Jeph! Thanks for the laugh.

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Ack · February 3, 2021

He's attracted to Brun. Willow might not be his type. I suspect he doesn't have a very strong libido.

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OldGoat · February 3, 2021

Maybe Clinton IS gay. He's looking at his robotic right hand instead of Willow's very human cleavage. Whatever, I'm still shipping the two of them, and Elliott if they're into Poly.

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Mark Thomas · February 3, 2021

Maybe he's just got a different "type" like smaller tits, or shorter/taller women. Or maybe, just maybe, he's a man who doesn't think with only his dick, whom can carry on an intelligent conversation without being distracted every 5 seconds by the attractiveness of a woman near him just because she is there and attractive. Or maybe he respects women and understands that their possession of and failure to hide their feminine form like a nun doesn't mean they want you staring at their tits all day.

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Zach Elwyn · February 3, 2021

Does Willow have independently floating eyebrows on purpose? They seem to be detached and free floating.

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Ack · February 3, 2021

Eyebrows in this can be seen behind hair.

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Roger Parish · February 3, 2021

"If religion HALPS you…"?!?!

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Oplight Froste · February 3, 2021

Is "halp" in the third panel a typo or an intentional speech affectation?

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Ack · February 3, 2021

To 'halp' is to help in a way that also causes more problems. So maybe?

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Photon · February 3, 2021

Willow is a Chaos Muppet.

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Cleo Schmitz · February 3, 2021

I love Willow! Her worldview is mystical and pragmatic at the same time <3

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Bagge · February 3, 2021

Small detail, but I really like Willow's tendency to raise her arms above her head when she is happy, smug or happy & smug. Cool point of characterization

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Andrew · February 3, 2021

Reminds me very much of early Faye/Marten verbal sparring while walking around town.

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Somber Pony · February 3, 2021

No. No no no no no... NO. "It doesn't matter if you use it constructively." No. At best, very best, you are benevolently manipulated by someone giving you the best interpretation of random phenomenon. If it has a randomly positive effect, you will be unable to attribute or build on that positive outcome because you will be unable to determine the cause of the effect and how to replicated it. That's the best... best best best... outcome. At worse, it opens you up to harmful manipulation, exploitation, and self harm. So called psychics have a vested interest in maintaining a dependant relationship with the client, because if things get too good, no reason to go back. Occultists claiming to speak to the dead have fleased millions of dollars from mourners seeking comfort or guidance while processing grief. Willow's position that astrology is harmless is not only mistaken, but reckless. I believe she is sincere in her willingness to help others, and I suspect her beliefs are a foil to his materialism, but the position she is advocating is not just flawed but dangerous, and I hope that Clinton calls her out on it. Willow's attitude has destroyed people in the past, and I hope that this world has AI safeguards against that naïve attitude.

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SquigglyComics · February 3, 2021

so.. a couple of things of note, first this is fiction, it is not an explicit endorsement of this worldview, it is a fictional character who believes it, second, the final speech bubble suggests she recognizes the financial incentive of psychics, her statement does not indicate that she involves herself with these sorts of businesspeople, she may well use a tarot deck herself, or read the horoscope on a free news app, third, why would AI act as safeguarding personnel in this universe regarding human choices? AI could also be superstitious, and they hold no more significant knowledge or power when compared to humans outside of a couple specific examples,

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GodsInTheCogs · February 3, 2021

All y'all stop this complaining this instant, that acknowledgement of framed metaphors to get through life makes for ignorance. Stop it. In case no one noticed, this alternate universe seems untouched by COVID as well. STAHHHHHP.

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darklion · February 3, 2021

a pun on of/off what next, a pun on its/it's

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FuryoftheStars · February 3, 2021

I suppose that’s the catch... so long as it’s used constructively.

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Jeffrey Anderson · February 3, 2021

I think if one uses these things to help themselves make sense of life, the universe, and everything, then it's fine. It's when people want to use these tools to govern the lives of others that things go haywire. If we all accepted religion is very personal and no one single religion holds all the answers, perhaps we could start down a path to a more peaceful world. But I'm a dreamer.

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · February 3, 2021

I like how a lot of the folks in the comments today are saying the exact same sort of stuff and coming to the same sort of conclusions Willow called Clinton a weenie for two days ago. Yes, obviously any and all believers in a faith will take it to an extreme that leads to harming themselves and those around them, without using any common sense or decency at all, you're all <i>very</i> smart.

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Raven Razor · February 3, 2021

Thank you

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BobC · February 3, 2021

I'm just here for that barrette.

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Andrew · February 3, 2021

Imagine if she had two. Oh my.

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Rob McBobson · February 3, 2021

Imma be honest: When people say that "Astrology helps me make decisions, even if it's not real," it often means is that they use it to make decisions that, without astrology, would not have seemed like good decisions. Plus, if you believe in something enough to let it have an effect on your life, you can't simply decide to ignore all the negative effects. Like with astrology--people who read their horoscopes for fun have often hesitated on dating somebody because of "incompatible zodiac signs."

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LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis) · February 3, 2021

The way I was taught to use astrology and things like it involves analyzing your reactions to the predictions. Like, if you read your horoscope or get a tarot answer that disappoints you, look at WHY that is. Conversely, if you’re excited by what you saw, did that validate something you already knew? I think the danger comes in using divination without question or thought - accepting it outright.

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Joseph Bonnar · February 3, 2021

Jeph, you don't know how much you helped me over the past few years. THANK YOU. I needed a world where people were kind and inclusive, and you provided it. Thank you again.

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Thisguy · February 3, 2021

It’s fine for people to use such things constructively. Just so long as they don’t force their beliefs on other people.

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Eldritch Insights · February 3, 2021

Willow: *raises arms overhead* My horny ass: "Well that's just delighrful."

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Alan Wiggs · February 3, 2021

I think Jeph's in both of yours

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Hannah Kimble · February 3, 2021

halps

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J.R. Murdock · February 3, 2021

I get by with a little halp from my friends.

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Yonatan Zunger · February 3, 2021

We definitely need more of Willow. I like the way she thinks.

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C-Cubed · February 3, 2021

Indeed, her introduction may have been a tad awkward, but she's growing on me.

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Calliope · February 3, 2021

I remember someone's hot take last year was that the stock market was astrology for rich people, but it makes more sense the other way around: astrology has a higher functional reality quotient than the stock market. We take things seriously that "aren't real" all the time, William James, so on, so forth, carry on...

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Photon · February 3, 2021

Yep. Stock derivatives are more occult than Crowley's darkest confabulations.

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Kurt · February 3, 2021

I'm gonna send this to the next person who makes fun of me for majoring in religious studies 😭😭 (.....once the comic goes public, of course!!)

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Kyle Jenkins · February 3, 2021

Willow is fun

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Michael Boettger · February 3, 2021

She makes sense with that. Even if the particular belief system has little or no basis in reality, if it provides clarity and comfort, and doesn't require action on the part of non believers, why not?

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The Agarics Formerly Known As Plants · February 3, 2021

The last year provides an answer for why it might be bad for people to prefer comfort, clarity, and inaction, rather than reality. Jus sayin.

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Spoogle McGee · February 3, 2021

... I think this comic is perpetuating my habit of percieving busty women as innately helpful and comforting.

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The Agarics Formerly Known As Plants · February 3, 2021

It's because generous curves are associated with maternal figures.

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Andrew · February 3, 2021

Is a palm reader some sort of newfangled palm pilot? ;)

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · February 3, 2021

Halp I'm being repressed! :p

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LH · February 3, 2021

he could hire Sam and give the palm reader something to actually read ...

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The IT Guy Eh · February 3, 2021

b00bz!

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Simon Green · February 3, 2021

Cannot .... disagree ... must try ... aaaaaargh booooooobs

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · February 3, 2021

That's an... interesting way of looking at it.

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GodsInTheCogs · February 3, 2021

Metaphors hold power, in a lot of different ways. And knowing it's a metaphor let's you have a very different experience of it.

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Cougar Draven · February 3, 2021

halp

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Will Weaver · February 3, 2021

Please make Willow a recurring character.

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Michael Boettger · February 3, 2021

Willow will have her arc in moving the Clinton Elliot thing forward. She (and her friends) will interact with other characters and then recede into the background.

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · February 3, 2021

Dina Dumbingofage and Clinton are having some synergy this week.

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marcus erronius · February 3, 2021

Fortunately, Clinton doesn't seem as angry about it as Dina was... 🦖