Give A Fig
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Why did i read panel 4 in Gronk's voice?
Elliot in panel 4 is how I feel when I try dating.
Go Elliot !!!!
Anyone else nodding along because they've done this, and succeeded in landing their beloved with mad cooking skillz?
sure as heck would work on me
Did Elliot borrow Renee's apron or something? Seems like it's barely longer than his shirt.
Lmao, boy do I know that feel.
see the thing that makes me happy about this is that this is the first incontrovertible sign Clinton has given Elliot that he is *actually* potentially interested, and that he wasn't just being polite when he said "I'm thinking about it"! I hope Elliot picks up on it.
It may be incontrovertible evidence, but it's certainly not a flattering way to talk about it.
Sly Elliot is sly ... Briefly
The best kind of surprise 'bun in the oven' to come across while dating.
I am convinced there's a penis/panis joke in here somewhere ...
Penem et circenses
Elliot makes me think of the large owner of the General Store/Sauna from Frozen.
Elliot secretly does pro wrestling under the moniker of Stone Ground.
I LOL'd ... 🤣
Their chemistry is awkwardness! :-)
In actual chemistry we call it "steric hindrance" :)
*Another* bread-based attraction? ....Starting to wonder about you Jeph... :-)
I'd ship a fresh frozen loaf of pre-sliced sourdough for an autographed printout or something.
I simply would like these dummies to kiss please
Just kiss?
❤️ The ship is sailing!!! *heavy breathing*
Glad Clinton thinks about potential relationships like math feels relatable
Smooth Operatorrrrrrrrr.....
Wow. Eliot is suave.
*Finishes strip* Never mind, we are back to our usual business
Good lord it's like they're trying to out-bottom each other.
"I have the low ground! You cannot not defeat me now!"
His weighing/calculating of the pro's and con's of a relationship with Elliot
Clinton be like, “shit, you right”
Personal calculus? What does that mean?
Just the process of making a decision, weighing the pros and cons. Doing the "math." Clinton is basically saying that despite trying to walk it back, Elliot's semi-joking come on was actually pretty convincing.
Hrm... Toss a Fig to your Clinton? Kinda fits in.
Its already Valley of the Penis at this rate
NOW KISS
We’re at the point when Claire pops out from her hiding spot and scream “Kiss already you dolts!”
What hiding spot? She's sitting at one of the tables, eating bread like a good customer. It's not her fault that Clinton completely failed to see her there.
I love their expressions in the last panel. So very typical of them.
Ah yes the gay panic I love to see.
Jeph in the third panel you forgot to draw Clinton's thought bubble of Clinton and Elliot saying "I do" at their wedding
Never thought i would see Elliot make the 😏 face
I mean... I'd let him bake for me for the rest of my life.
Is this Faye/Bubbles 2.0? If so, awesome!
In Maya Rudolph voice “they’re gonna have sex on a bed made of bread, y’all!”
And Roko will be incredibly jealous!
You laugh at his bread skills, but I'm here to say, if you provide me with top quality Sourdough or Pugliese on regular basis then I'm willing to date you.
Same.
NOW TRY THE DATE BREAD uwu
We see what you did there.
Honestly I just don't think Clinton is attracted to Elliot. He might be open to an Achillean relationship, but he isn't flirting, seems oblivious, and isn't at all enthusiastic. Elliot deserves better.
Nah, he acts a lot like me when I'm hot for someone, and I already know I'm gay.
Definitely worth factoring in.
***BABY***
The aftermath of the inevitable threesome with Roko is going to be hilariously uncomfortable.
Roko, fig loaf and bread egg. Crumbs everywhere!
Once the hook is taken, it is important to pull gently to set it, and NOT immediately yank and rip it out! Patience, Elliot, patience.
I love Elliot <3
CUTE LOVE IT
so domestic. adorable
Just kiss already!
So that's what it takes to get Forward Elliot: get him excited about bread
Too bad him and Roko don't seem to line up that way.
Must be amazing bread to have him considering giving up on women
Not necessarily giving up, just expanding beyond…
"Hmmmm... I'm not sure I'm bi, but that's some damn good bread!"
Basilisk is steaming in the corner watching this interaction
Some very good Elliot faces in this one
SOMEONE HIT HIS RESET BUTTON!!!!!!
Good Lord! Why do I blush at Elliot blushing?!
Because even jaded old sinners like me remember being that innocent, and love it.
Smoooooth. Honestly, it WAS pretty smooth, Elliot of course had a freak out. Just chill Elliot and trust Clinton.
:3
"Through his stomach" indeed.
Said Conan, gesturing with a dagger.
Clinton is clearly piecing together what we've all known for awhile.
A confession from Elliot. And Clinton is thinking seriously about this. After all this drama, they are going the best couple. Assuming things, that is.
Smooth
Yeah, but that means that Clinton would have to test taste all of Elliot’s experiments and ‘breads of the week’. And we know that there are some he doesn’t like. Or maybe that’s good, because Elliot would know that Clinton is being honest.
These idiots (fond sigh).
Ugh it hurts me how much I want this to happen.
Yesss! If Elliot still wants to hit on Clinton, that means we are a go right!?
Elliot! You big soft-boy. Ya too dang thristy for your own good.
Panel 4 Elliot is me every time I say anything to somebody I am potentially interested in
Come on! He’s a catch! TAKE THE PLUNGE!
I like saucy elliott
He was high on compliments, he had no idea what he was doing.
Nice