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January 12, 2021

The Bare Essentials

beans, beans, good for your heart

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Sleepy John · January 12, 2021

Alas, good intentions don’t take the place of regular meals.

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Boots McGoot · January 12, 2021

it's hard to recognise when you're not the best placed person to help. offering her less than enough might prevent her from finding something better, yknow? she could offer to be a reference!

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Daniel Blom Paulsen · January 12, 2021

These two. These two make me happy. 💚

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Pedro Kaled Da Cás · January 12, 2021

I saddens me that Beans and Rice is both the most traditional food of my country, Brasil, and a staple of poverty in the US....

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OldGoat · January 12, 2021

It's still "down home cookin" in the southern US where Faye is from - to her it's comfort food. Flavored with ham or (my favorite) hot sausage it becomes a real treat. Poverty foods tend to become delicacies a generation or two later. Clams from our Pacific Northwest, lobster from New England, barbequed "junk meat" like brisket and ribs, they're all foods served at celebrations now. Cassoulet was peasant food in France that you now find in swanky restaurants.

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Grace Serenity · January 12, 2021

Unless Faye is also drinking some citrus with those beans, she could still develop scurvy!

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Fawn Dasher · January 12, 2021

And beriberi if she sticks to white rice. Almost destroyed the Japanese military in the 1800's

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TV4Fun · January 12, 2021

This I'm sure will be consistent. I mean if there's one thing we can always trust QC for, it's realistic depictions of economics and requiring actual solutions to problems.

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Jono Hayward · January 12, 2021

Being in a relationship with a robot can be handy I guess. When Faye starts stinking up the bedroom with bean farts, Bubbles can just switch off her olfactory senses

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Jono Hayward · January 12, 2021

Mind you, knowing how AIs react to the smell of tea, maybe leaving those senses on could be more fun 😂

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Nicolas Demers · January 12, 2021

Wait, beans are good for scurvy? I thought that was just citruses

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KCkittysnores · January 12, 2021

Yuppers. Basically, the rice is just carbs. The beans are doing all the detailed nutrition.

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Shane Wegner · January 12, 2021

Scurvy? But pirates are cool, right?

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Finvaara · January 12, 2021

We gotta get more clients to these two.

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Czarzhan · January 12, 2021

Thought: they tell May they wish they could hire her, but that they don't have they income to. May asks if they would be able to if their business picked up (not necessarily a given, an increase in customer repairs also means more parts to buy and possibly prioritizing hiring more repair staff. We don't know if they're underselling their labor costs, which would undercut their profitability when expanding). If the answer is yes, then May starts to show a knack for advertising and PR. :)

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Shane Wegner · January 12, 2021

"If you can bring in more business, you can have a percentage of it" is a pretty tried and true tactic.

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SingingTurtles · January 12, 2021

Aww such good people. I wanna get May a job. Maybe she can somehow learn to be advertising. That would make them more money?

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Bagge · January 12, 2021

She had that dancing-with-a-sign-idea. Gotta be worth something

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Chris Gallaty · January 12, 2021

Don't knock beans and rice. I got hooked on that stuff in Costa Rica. Done right I would be happy to eat that every day (and I have) Beats the hell out of ramen from my college days.

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Lloyd Urch · January 12, 2021

beans, beans, good for your heart better still, they make you fart 😉

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Darnel D Cooper · January 12, 2021

Man,.... didn't recognize they were so close to destitute.

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Andrew Mitchell · January 12, 2021

Same here. I just assumed they would be doing a bit better by now.

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BobC · January 12, 2021

Huh? Wha? Did I miss anything? Went into cute-overload at panel 3. But I'm back now.

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Gary Huntress · January 12, 2021

can.....can we set them up a gofundme????

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obw · January 12, 2021

bless 'em

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SpookyPenguin · January 12, 2021

Faye and Bubbles are just so great. Almost wish I could give up my Skullmaster career.

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fluffy · January 12, 2021

Obvs faye should cut out the rice. That's mostly just starch and empty calories.

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Julie Chan · January 12, 2021

Brown rice has fiber, that's pretty important

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Pejo · January 12, 2021

Faye definitely would help a small child figure out how to open a can of beans, & probably give it to the small child before herself.

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NinjaZaku · January 12, 2021

"My darling" - Bubbles the romantic

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Kenneth · January 12, 2021

Also, the Bear King will miss his bean tribute...

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Kurt · January 12, 2021

"my darling" don't mind me just over here gayly sobbing ❤️

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Captain Button · January 12, 2021

A lysine deficiency will not help matters.

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Michael Boettger · January 12, 2021

From going to being a bit hostile to willing to starve in order to help May. I love Faye. Wonder how Marten and Clare are doing financially? Perhaps they could take over the food situation at the apartment?

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Miyaa · January 12, 2021

Sounds like it’s time to go to Yay or Hanners for help.

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Some Ed · January 12, 2021

It's been time for that for a while now, IMHO. But Faye has enough pride to keep that from happening. They might be willing to accept advertising from Yay and Hanners, but I'm pretty sure Faye would object to talking with them about it for fear of getting a handout. I think Bubbles would prefer taking the handout rather than having Faye starve, but she is (reluctantly) going along with Faye on this while it's still borderline.

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Andrea Andrew · January 12, 2021

Poor Faye. I really hope she and Bubbles will experience financial gain soon.

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Dean Reilly · January 12, 2021

Melon posts a glowing Yelp review, bringing in the detachable ass fetishists.

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Matt Reece · January 12, 2021

Well now my thoughts that her character was starting to look like she was loosing weight is not me going crazy!

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LH · January 12, 2021

that's probably just Jeph's constantly evolving art style ("if you don't like the art style, come back in two weeks")

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · January 12, 2021

ffvvvt

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Petsinwinter · January 12, 2021

There's vitamin C in beans?

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Captain Button · January 12, 2021

The beans and rice thing is so you get all eight essential amino acids, which are, like, essential.

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High, I'm Hope · January 12, 2021

I wanna donate real money to their fictional enterprise

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Marshall Gates · January 12, 2021

You are here. That means you have.

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dirtknight · January 12, 2021

God they're such good beans