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January 4, 2021

The Big House

her name is Apricot and she is a professional catsitter

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setite · January 6, 2021

Yes Darnel that is what I mean. In Star atrek they had the concept of a time accelerated incarceration where you could experience years of a simulation targeted at your psychology while only hours would pass. I'd assume AI have an ability to change how they perceive time and the prison would lock out that setting. So the loss is not as absolute since they are immortal but it could still.be torturous.

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setite · January 4, 2021

Do AI die? I mean prison might be hell because of how they experience linear time but they don't really lose valuable time the way an organic does.

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KCkittysnores · January 4, 2021

It's probably a mistake to think of prison as a pure hiatus between stretches of real life. Would immortality make you indifferent to imprisonment?

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H. Jameel al Khafiz · January 4, 2021

I don't normally comment here, but I have to say that the composition of panel three is top notch, and May looks amazing there.

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Tim Keating · January 4, 2021

Yes, but what the heck is going on with May's floaty eyebrows? Or does she have partially-transparent hair?

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Ingress Insights: An Ingress Podcast · January 4, 2021

I like how Jeph just accepts that he has to provide a name and background for each character we see now. Quick, QC Wiki folks make a page for them!

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Milo · January 4, 2021

Hm May eyebrows are growing...

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Darnel D Cooper · January 4, 2021

I like the "softening" of May. still a lil crusty, with a tough exterior, but she does a lot more editing and she took bubbles advice to heart. Good writing Mr. Jacques,... Props.

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Bagge · January 4, 2021

To me that sounds less like being grounded and more like community service. "Stay in there until you find all the snakes," kinda thing

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Daniel S · January 4, 2021

May, I realize you're sensitive about this, but she's a kid, so try not to be a complete ass about it.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · January 4, 2021

By her standards May is as careful as a hangover art historian handling a Faberge egg.

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Shane Wegner · January 4, 2021

I saw this comic's childhood and now I'm hoping it gets its top choice of college applications.

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Granite · January 4, 2021

I love the blurbs describing passing characters.

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Mickey C · January 4, 2021

They're never questions I asked, but I'm always glad I have answers to them.

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Going88 · January 4, 2021

Just a couple of jail birds drawing on robots

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · January 4, 2021

A hardened con ARTIST, maybe... ;)

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Rickle · January 4, 2021

Durian? They still won't speak to Honeydew...

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Agnes · January 4, 2021

I'm very jealous of Apricot being able to make that an actual career

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Jon Daneman · January 4, 2021

Probably helps to have no real material needs beyond a closet with a power outlet.

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Populuxe · January 4, 2021

Hi, Apricot. You have great taste in spray artists.

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Miyaa · January 4, 2021

Is Apricot related to Melon & Lemon? Should I feel sorry for their brother, who is unfortunately named Kumquat?

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Rich Holmes · January 4, 2021

Let's not forget Durian

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Andrew · January 4, 2021

She sits on cats? A friend of Crushbot then?

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Tudza · January 4, 2021

My thoughts exactly. She's a professional though and manages it without permanent damage to the cats.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 4, 2021

Ok. We gonna have to ship Apricot now... Apricot / Beefbot? :P

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LH · January 4, 2021

if you are paid to catsit multiple cats at the same time, does that make you a professional catherder?

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Tudza · January 4, 2021

Synonymous with Master of Chaos.

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Michael Boettger · January 4, 2021

Good to meet you, Apricot. And interesting how May goes from puffing up Sam to a call out on her perceptions.

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Some Ed · January 5, 2021

Well, that's what happens when someone responds to being complemented by someone by comparing that person's year in prison to what was most likely a week of partial confinement. On the one hand, I've been grounded for a week, and it made me feel more sympathetic towards people who are incarcerated. On the other hand, I understand that my experience was bliss compared to someone who spent a night in the county jail, and spending any time at all in an actual prison is worse still. I feel like it's probable that part of why May doesn't want to talk about robot jail is the loss of things she took for granted as an AI, and now still has to go without (no selling her CPU time, for example) that humans can't possibly appreciate. But there's also probably aspects in there of someone having found a way to make life unpleasant for AIs in ways that AIs not subject to it can't even imagine.

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Carin Maja Brooks · January 4, 2021

Professional catsitter?

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Joseph Bonnar · January 4, 2021

I misread that one. Thought it was professional catsuiter...

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Daniel Burnett · January 4, 2021

Didn’t we just see this one

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Aleks · January 4, 2021

You saw the timelapse video of it being created.