Ollie Lies
Some fun untruths about Ollie!
1) he can run over 200 miles per hour, but only on odd-numbered days
2) he Knows what you Did
3) he speaks fluent French
4) his dad was a deer
5) his mom was a sawhorse
6) he can smell the future
7) when we got him neutered the vet was like "damn, nice balls on this one"
8) his ears are also wifi antennas
9) his eyes are vestigial and almost entirely useless
10) he's got a couple extra legs I think
and that's it for the holiday break! Regular comics resume on Monday. Thanks for your support through this shitty, shitty year. I hope you are all well and will stick with me as we advance into 2021. Maybe it won't be WORSE than 2020? Maybe????
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Comments (36)
I say 6,8 & 10 are fake untruths
Most of these are relatable, particularly #6 & 9 (nice)
Do Not Tempt 2021
Happy new year, thanks for the stable source of joy throughout this year. :)
I sure hope 2021 is better. Happy New Year, y'all!
What is next? Ollie Myths, or Ollie Legends?
Dogs and other things that look like Ollie
Happy new year Jeph!
Keep it up bro, the nicotine train is hard to get off of, but you did it! I've got a baby on the way, so I am trying, and it is damn near impossible. So from us still trying, keep it up.
Having been a reader since 2007 and never chatting (an LTWFTW), nice balls on this one indeed. Love your work Jeph, keep it up and hope you're also healthy and well this year and the next.
Dog lies are the best lies.
I wonder if the "Ollie Lies" version of Ollie would be friends with Khoshekh.
My foster-fail quarantine kitten is named Khoshekh!
Fact about my cat: when we brought him in for the check-up pre-neuter, the first words out of the vet's mouth, when he walked in the door, was "whoa, look at the pair on him!" And then he reached out to play with them!
I'd be looking for a new vet.
Well at least he crosses his paws when he lies, so it’s ok (and adorable!)
Begging your pardon, but how do you know that he can't smell the future?
"well maybe it won't be WORSE" is word for word how I'm approaching 2021
Hahahahhahahahaha! Woof
i bet he does know what i did. i can tell. happy new year. i hope you had a nice holiday.
I'm confident the vet comment is true.
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Here's to a less shitty 2021!!! 🥳🎉🎊 2021💩<2020💩
Welcome to the 2020 re-runs. ;)
If #1 is an untruth, what's the truth? He can run over 200 MPH only on even-numbered days? He can run over 200 MPH on all days?
#2 oh no! I just watched Shut Up and Dance. (Black Mirror episode.) Don’t say things like that!
Some Ol-lies?
Thank you for your artwork. It helped protect my insanity during this past year.
Take me to butt.church 🎵
Smelling the future is actually a fairly low tier doggy superpower. Most dogs can smell the future, unfortunately human language lacks the requisite olfactory vocabulary to communicate it to us :(
They can smell the future, and the future is butts.
All the best to you and yours, Jeph! Thanks for all the years of entertainment and may this be the year the collective "we" finally smarten up and make a better world! 🤘🤘
Funny thing is that's sometimes a comment we might make, but it's usually about the tiny dogs, and then the big dogs usually have Itty bitty ones...
His dad was a buck and his mom was a sawbuck?!
Oh the mental imagery... Well, it's 2020, what did I expect?
how do you know he can't smell the future? Any excuse for more oliie pics is appreciated.