Bent Over A Barrel
mamas don't let your babies grow up to be war clowns
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hanners has seen some shit
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For more on WarClowns, listen to the lyrics of "Leningrad" https://youtu.be/LgD_-dRZPgs
Hey now, war clowns are an actual thing. They're called Clowns Without Borders and spend their time in war zone refugee camps making life a little less miserable for displaced kids :)
You know, if Dora had gone to Sven for that emergency money, without specifying an amount, Sven probably would've given more money than Dora felt she could afford. Which brings up two questions: 1. Would having gotten more money resulted in May getting even bigger boobs, some other enhancement, or turning the extra money over to charity? 1b. How much bigger are we talking? It's my impression they don't get much bigger here on QC. 2. How upset would May be with Sven after she found out he only told her about how much he contributed for his own part, and not how much "Dora" contributed via him?
WAR CLOWNS!
No more war clowns have the powerrrrr/Hand of God has struck the hourrrrr
Hey wait, isn't this supposed to be Turkeys?
Hey, if he can help May get a new body (literally minutes before the old one combusts) he can help his sister out with her wedding.
Ah. I did not make that connection.
Experimental Surgery Clown is my new ICP cover band.
I think Experimental War Clown needs to be my new Soundgarden tribute band ...
How experimental is the surgery to be that dangerous to the clown who is just there to lighten the mood?
No, you misunderstand. The experimental surgery is how the clowns are *created.*
I need to know more about the experimental surgery clown.
I've seen rodeo clowns at work. It's a serious job.
I WANT TO BE A WAR CLOWN
Birdcloud's Springwater has the line "I went down on a rodeo clown", so he'll just have to keep searching.
Rodeo clowns make think of the classic Bobcat Goldthwait vehicle, Shakes the Clown.
War clown makes me think of that Spanish movie Balada triste de trompeta/ the last circus. Spanish civil war a clown with a machete.
Our universe needs war clowns. --N
At least Ozzy gave us War Pigs.
"Cry 'Humor!', and let slip the clowns of war."
Way down in Kentucky A gal can get lucky Surrounded by steers and beers. He was covered in dust From his hat to his chaps With a grin that spanned to his ears. There waas no fear in his eyes, Despite his red leather hides. As he stared that bronco down. Off the thrown rider went runnin For the fence he was gunnin, Yeah the rodeo had come to town. Ignited by the heat of his gaze, cheering on in a lust fueled haze, It had been ages since last I was plown: I knew then and there That after the show, I'd go down on a rodeo clown. It was a hot summer night in that traveling tent And we got no rest until we were both spent And the details ought never be shared or shown About the night I went down on a rodeo clown...
Bravo!
Everyone is thinking about the courage of war clowns, but TBH I'm more thinking about experimental surgery clowns and exactly who or what *their* job is to distract.
Their job is to distract the patient's family. And frankly, that'd make *me* want to kill them.
nothing like finding an enlarged appendix with a red clown nose on it.
Only a skilled clown can make all the balloon organs fast enough.
“That’s not funny”
The question now is, will Jeff make a song titled “I went down on a rodeo clown”?
"War clowns gathered in their masses..."
Noice!
"A friend needed some emergency cash." "Oh, yeah, I just broke up with her."
Technically, they broke up with each other. If you WERE to assign it mow heavily to one person than the other, it would be that she broke up with him. He was still totally down to bone if she was. He was simply mature enough to understand the situation and accept her feelings about it without becoming a stereotype
"mamas don't let your babies grow up to be war clowns" is >chef kiss<
Ha!
Tell me more about War Clown!!!
He was between Eighth and Ninth Clowns, if I remember correctly.
Hanner’s line is a joke, but rodeo clowns are dudes who dress in bright colors and then get between a bull and the dude who just pissed off the bull. It’s not a job you take if you like safety and calm.
Every rodeo clown I've met has been a weird mix between hard core as fuck and sweet hearted people.
War Clown is the new name for my band. When I get a band. Sometime after I learn how to play an instrument. Sometime after I learn how to sing.
I have two friends who got rich and started leaking money. They had their investments and they were set for life, and each wanted to find good homes for the rest of their money. They both most enjoy making targeted anonymous donations "that make a difference". I pointed out that for each one of these they do, they should give 100x to organizations who do it every day, and they should do it every time. And they did! Unfortunately, I failed to set up a suitable organization beforehand.
I am wondering if Sven is responsible for the climate that spawned Lil Nas X
"A friend needed some emergency cash" + Sven's awareness? Will they make the connection?
I certainly hope n-- oh, not THAT kind of connection. Right.
War Honk has changed.
Honk... Honk never changes.
When you squeeze a War Clown's nose it goes "The horror... the horror."
Damn it Dora, family is supposed to help, and Sven can afford it. Allow him to show the love.
Or… make Sven pay for the honeymoon trip.
Wait, wouldn't this be going up Thursday? Shouldn't there be turkeys?
War Clown? Are we about to see the first marine character in QC?
Bubbles with oversized shoes? And rubber nose?
When she said "war clown" it made me think of that Family Guy cut away where Peter is in Vietnam dressed as a clown.
Funny the subject of clowns should come up with Sven standing right there. Hmmm?
Yessssssssss Sven song titles
Would make an even better title for one of Jimbo’s erotica novels.
GDI Hanners!
I think Hanners is just trying to misdirect by changing the subject.
isn't "War Clown" just another name for Republican?
I thought that was those guys from "Mad Max: Fury Road."