Quackery
untitled goose comic
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Does she have to stop being friends with everyone else who gave money to the body fund? I don't know, I just think they are being a little extreme with their response. He gave freely with no expectation of reward. I don't know...
Given the amounts that most of the people were talking about and stuff, I suspect his portion of the donated money was over 50%, possibly considerably over. That's the bit that makes things weird.
Sheesh, you two lovable dorks. Just wait about a week and it won't seem so weird anymore.
By dissolving their "arrangement", neither side has any further obligation, so if May decides to get her some Sven in the future, would that no longer be fraught with uncomfortable power dynamics? (Asking for a friend.)
I can't say I read people too well, but this might not be so temporary an awkwardness
jeez. why stop?? weird was working for them when she was still using that broke ass body. why shouldn't weird work now?? don't overthink it Maven (or Svay)!!
May does have big honkers now so... LOL
Somewhere along here Momo is gonna figure out that Sven knows of her crush now, AND that he's free. I have no idea how this will go, because Jeph is a DAMNED good story teller, but I want to start shipping Sven and Momo NOW!
Simple. Momo goes over to Sven's with a watermelon. "Was this just a thing with May, or...?" The next panel features May walking in Sven's neighborhood or building. The panel after that, Sven's answering the door in a bathrobe, with Momo and a half watermelon in the background. There will be a great deal of anguish. Mostly here on Patreon, on Reddit, and wherever else this comic is discussed.
Nooooooooooooooo
Apropos of nothing, it occurs to me that May has never actually had sex in the traditional sense. Not just literally, insofar as it’s a brand new body, but she’s never had the traditional equipment. So what’s THAT going to be like?
A whole lot of profanity is going to be involved.
2020: Jeph destroys all our dreams.
Man I am glad that the partners that I have helped out financially didn't cut me off as a result. If it's given as a friend and not with the expectation of payback, seems weird to take it like that.
Here’s the thing, he donated money so she could get a body that wasn’t falling apart not to necessarily improve how she looked. This is like donating for someone to get life improving surgery like reconstructive knee surgery. He had no way to predict or any say in what the outcome was going to look like. She could have chosen a body that was unappealing to human beauty standards. So frankly I hope they get over this mental hurdle or someone points it out when they’re feeling down about the situation.
Right! She coulda picked a fighter jet! I mean, out of her price range, I guess, but she had options.
Definitely hoping that May thinks about this five minutes, and decide "What the hell I want to fu*k his brain out anyway".
Dam
This makes me sad.
No weirder than what the two of them did to that poor watermelon to begin with. Get naked and have fun, you two.
Streaking?! I wouldn’t put it past May and Sven. They did get freaky at her convenience store. 😁😂
I'm now annoyed that there doesn't seem to be a synonym for 'date' which starts with an 'f', which would have allowed a more complete alliteration in the last panel :-)
Fraternize?
sure, sure it might be weird, but these two thrive on weird (while superficially denying it)]
Have we ever seen Sven with a girlfriend taller than he is?
Calling it now: After this growth and maturity sinks in, they are going to realize it was never that casual and they have a real connection, and run into each other on their way to go to the other's apartment, and do horny stuff in a strange ally or something.
God willing!
What is all this character growth and ethical behaviour doing in our horny robot comic? :)
This feels out of character for both of them.
That’s the idea, they’re growing.
My prediction for tomorrow is that Sven returns with some Pocky because he realized he wants a hug before he leaves.
Well, sure - this would be fucking weird (heh...) in the same way banging someone's hip socket isn't...
One the one hand, this is an extremely nuanced thing and it all mostly depends on how the two feel about the situation On the other, I just want them to get together and be happy together, so I hope they reconcile quick
Ah, that's too bad. Good on them for being up front about that, but at the same time it's sad to see a good thing be tainted by, of all things, a genuinely honest and non-coercive donation. I always appreciate when Jeph bring up stuff like this, a lesser writer would have made one of them a villian over it.
They just need an initial cooling off and a talked out reassessment. They'll be back.
Nooooooooooooooo. :( please meet again. Those guys are my favorite ship atm.
These are overly stringent ethics. IN PRINCIPLE, there is a conflict of interest here, but this is a private matter just between the two of them, so it's possible to reach an understanding going beyond principle, if May were the party to act and say, "It's okay." Hell, she could even put it in writing, if that's what it took to avoid the appearance of impropriety. Up to this point May has never been shy about cutting corners whenever possible, so it's really out of character to do this here.
If it feels weird, it feels weird. I don't think that's necessarily out of character. :-)
Yeah, I give them a week until they fuck.
Mated for life with several ducklings, I'm afraid.
Wait. WaitwaitwaitwaitWAIT. Sven. Being... Considerate? A philanthropist? The fuck? I know it's still 2020, Jeph, but this bizzaro Sven is... Well... Nice.
Ehhhhhhh...Sven was never a total douchebag in the first place, just a dude who did some selfish and immature things, and Jeph has almost made a running gag out of how Sven’s had a load of personal growth and development that the other characters just didn’t notice.
So it's another Mass Effect homage. Like if you choose to just sleep with Jack early on, you would be locked out of the chance for real relationship later on. Given that May is also a former convict with antisocial tendencies and love for the excessive swearing, this analogy actually works very well.
Jack is best girl
The shirt text disappears again! The glomp has become sentient
Honestly at this point I think the text is printed in light emitting fabric that is constantly flashing on and off. There’s a tiny battery compartment sewn into the hem at the back. The text remains on for longer than it stays off, hence why it appears in most of the panels.
Yeah, I don't get this. I think it was the right thing for Sven to disclose the info to May before they proceeded, but I don't really see why they can't still hook up. As others have said, maybe this would lead to them actually dating, though, which would be good, I think they'd be good for each other
I don't think he should have disclosed it. The only real reason to disclose it is making May feel indebted to him, which was the entire concern when he specifically was given the advice to donate anonymously to prevent exactly that. He doesn't show any sign he's doing that INTENTIONALLY here, but the reveal didn't benefit EITHER of them. If he was too weirded out by knowing, HE should have said no, not told her so she's guilt tripped and STILL said yes.
What duck? (If you don't get it, read Pratchett.)
Buggrit! Millennium hand and shrimp!
It seems like another ship is stuck in dry dock. But when it comes to human AI relationships, I always figured Clinton would be the second cast member to have one. He could be in the coffee shop, happen to see Roko dealing with a dissociative episode and strike up a conversation about his hand. Sure it's not the same as having a full body replacement, but I feel like he would have a relatable experience. They could chat over tea and a fresh loaf of sourdough..
That's a really cute duck.
What duck?
Who'da thought he'd have sexual ethics? --N
Ethics are the chastity of the mind.
Aw. Now that she has orifices, she can't share them with the person she wants to. It's like a carnal Gift of the Magi.
That would be a hell of a title for a porn movie.
Sad that Sven and May aren't gonna break in that new body. It was one of the few things I was looking forward to.
They might. Give it time, and actual dates and a possible relationship.
What Duck?
Dunno if anybody else here got that one, Penguin. Bugrit! Millennium Hand and Shrimp!
That's no goose, that's a Pekin duck.
So it's a voyeur? Hot.
Sucks that Sven and May are both suffering from the entirely predictable consequences of his actions. I even believe they were the correct actions. Maybe they can take some time and try a real relationship later
Hey now casual fuck buddies is a perfectly real relationship
I guess a chance to try out the fabled corkscrew duck peener is a fair consolation prize. I mean, it managed to get Momo wet.
The only thing that got Momo wet was dunking her head in the fountain to cool down. The duck just happened to be in the way.
Also, jeez, what percentage of the fund do we think Sven contributed? 10%? 20% of the total?
I’m guessing 80
OK, are those bushy trees running down a street behind our characters, and one of them is halfway behind a building, which is why it's cut off in panel 6?
I think the missing t-shirt text in panel five is intended to remind us that we should be reading May's expression more carefully. Panel Five - That Face!
Hah, suck it Sven. Points for maturity, now go home and feel sad, while also remaining aware that you don’t really have any right to feel sad. You did the right thing.
You have the right to your feelings. Sven has the right to his. I know from experience doing the right thing does not provide any resistance to feeling sad about it. Knowing that you did the right thing is also not helpful for keeping the situation from making one be sad.
The text on her shirt blinks off after every bed decision.
I'm not sure whether it would flicker more or less if that was 'bad decision' instead of 'bed decision'.
The t-shirt actually has a demifluoroescent print that flickers off every 5/6th of a second just to draw extra much attention to it.
That is one magical shirt! The text keeps disappearing on the 5th panel!
All things considered that was a good way to end the friends with benefits thing, but could be a good transition to them actually dating.
Yes! They could finally do that. I hope Sven turns around next issue and asks her out.
Heh. Premium pun.
Don’t be fowl, May.
Why a duck?
Some look at a duck and ask Why. I look at the absence of a duck and ask Why Not!
Why would it be weird to keep hooking up? She’s now equipped with the right equipment, and they seem to like each other. I hope they realize how perfect they are for each other soon.
Because he essentially paid for her new body and she won't be able to forget that. Part of her brain will be worried that she'd be fucking him out of obligation instead of it being fully voluntary.
So they are ducking the issue?
What duck?
D-don't fuck the goose, May.
aw NO. sven i was rooting for this one to work out for ya
The missing shirt text is obviously meant to reflect May's mood. Seeing the fuckduck is how May got her glomps back.
I thought he just forgot
The shirt is monodirectionally printed.
I'm hoping they both get home, realizing how much they are pining for each other, say fuck it, and get back on the boning wagon. But this resolution is very close to best case scenario, and much better than recent romantic situations...
Bleh. I guess. This seems like a really weird way to end that conversation.
Yeah
Healthy behavior on both parts. But I do hope that after a while, they figure out a way they can keep hooking up - because it seems to be actually good for them.
I hope so. They seem to be a good match both personality-wise and sexually. I hope they figure out that the money only comes with obligation if they treat it that way, rather than a baseline decent person wanting to help out a friend in need. They have fun together and I want dumb social conventions to get out of their way.
Dammit!! I was hoping for Sven to find happiness and May to well be May but with Sven haha
Did somebody hurt you, Jeph? And now you're taking it out on us and your characters? There was no reason for this to go the way it did.
Ppl dnt ndrstnd Chill and Down Low.
Give them a week to get used to the situation (and hornier), they gonna smash
also panel 5 May lost her glomp
May's shirt lost its text in panel 5
:(
I'm getting some Munchkin (the card game) vibes from that last panel
Panel 5 is missing shirt text. That an error?
Missing text on shirt in panel 5.
Honestly this was way tamer than like, giving a partner a kidney or something, which I mostly bring up so I can point out that in at least one divorce somebody wanted their kidney BACK.
I don't know the specifics about any of those divorce cases, but part of me kind of wants the other party in them to have "won", not just on that point but in general. I mean, OMG.
I hope they'll reconsider how they feel about it, they seemed actually cool with each other
F—- a duck?
And who said that Sven hasn't shown growth?
Some of us were hoping for some... other growth
Surprisingly health decision for the both of them.
They both act like immature teens, but they both have shown quite a lot of depth! I think the outward immaturity is just a defense mechanism. If no one thinks you're mature, no one expects you to live up to anything!
I mean im a dom but id let may step on me
Honestly, same.
lame i was hoping they would get together
No, but it looks like they can relate to one another on a better, healthier, and more equal level.