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October 14, 2020

Stare-Off

spooky?

Comments (104)

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Ack · October 16, 2020

I learned recently that the reason cat pupils go from wide to narrow is that this is how they can more easily see prey through long grass. So it's a hunting trait.

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Techy · October 15, 2020

Slight error. Yay's shirt and pants should be covered in white fur from Hercules playing/sitting on them😸😸

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JourneymanWizard · October 15, 2020

"We have found the splurge for the ionizer pores a most useful investment, as we employ it in a variety of circumstances."

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Afunnythinghappedtome · October 14, 2020

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Thebitterdm · October 14, 2020

This is blasphemy but I now ship spooky and Elliot

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Jimmy Besos · October 15, 2020

"Spelliot"? Okay!

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Kuragari · October 14, 2020

This makes me happy because they're friends now. <3

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William Burns · October 14, 2020

I see this going one of two ways: hilarious, or horribly, horribly wrong.

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Azrux · October 14, 2020

Those honestly sound like the same to me

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jimbo · October 14, 2020

this has the beginning of some AI-human S&M role play. "make me" would probably be Yay's followup. Good luck Elliot!

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lazymagpie · October 14, 2020

This Just In: Robo-Cthulhu Suffers Massive Burn By Local Cinnamon Roll

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Daryl Sawyer · October 14, 2020

That crossed arms stance looks... defensive. Like he's a woman who (thinks she) just caught a man looking at her boobs, or something.

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Andrew L Butula · October 14, 2020

Yeah, tough guy crossed arms you tuck your hands, whereas Elliot is more grabbing his own upper arms. Doesn't have the same "fuck you" visual effect but probably smarter for a bouncer. Things can escalate quickly, and with Elliot's stance his top arm is totally free, and his bottom arm only slightly less so.

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Solomon Garland · October 14, 2020

I guess it's hard to be spooky when he's seen you fussing his cat for twenty minutes.

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Deuce · October 14, 2020

Elliot.. the biggest baddest softy-est most fearless-est adorable-est guy in the entire comic.

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Stephen Wells · October 14, 2020

Some would say "Being intimidating is my job" but for Eliot it's "part of one of my jobs" and that's rather pleasing :)

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Thisguy · October 14, 2020

Yes. Considering a big part of Elliot’s job would be politely and calmly asking someone that maybe they could stop drinking and maybe call it a night, and would they like him to Call them an Uber?

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Evgeniy Semyonov · October 14, 2020

30 seconds later: - Strange, what's up with that red light coming from the sky? - Ah, it's just military satellite targeting system. Now, shall we try again?

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Rat Mann · October 14, 2020

For Elliot to react like that, I have to wonder what kind of assholes he's had to deal with before XD

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Solomon Garland · October 14, 2020

I guess a spooky "no" is less scary than "you think you're sho tough, I'll knock your fucking head off"?

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Bruce · October 14, 2020

Yay has lost their mojo. Their eyes have gotten rounder and their smile cuter than the first time we saw them being *really* spooky. (That and the lack of computationally inflicted pain). https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3413

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Bagge · October 14, 2020

Yay can control the world's information but not get away with acting too drunk on Eliot's watch

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AlexisLeBluer · October 14, 2020

So, what has been scary is the question to reduce Yay as little.

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Finvaara · October 14, 2020

I mean, I know that's not the intention, but this really made me miss Alice Grove

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Evgeniy Semyonov · October 14, 2020

I just hope it doesn't end in Yay attempting to find a way to be REALLY intimidating. Traumatized Elliot would totally botch his date with Clinton.

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Andrew Mitchell · October 14, 2020

Yay's reaction here made me laugh out loud.

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Freedom · October 14, 2020

Oh my Lord I just got intense Bratty Sub vibes from Yay. Or maybe two switches battling for control vibes

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Stephen Wells · October 14, 2020

I'm genuinely disturbed by how accurate this characterisation is... that must be why they like Roko! They WANT Officer Roko to impose some discipline on them :)

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Hugh Eckert · October 14, 2020

Aaaaaannd... point to Elliot.

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Ted Van Roekel · October 14, 2020

Familiarity breeds contempt. Or at least a lack of intimidation.

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Andrew L Butula · October 14, 2020

I think it's the opposite. Unless someone told Elliot about Yay's capabilities off-screen he probably thinks they're just Mellon's upscale slightly arrogant friend.

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MrFrenchFries · October 14, 2020

Spookybot is the deity we need, but don’t deserve.

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Paracog Steadham · October 14, 2020

That might have gone differently if she hadn't just been fawning all over Hercules.

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FeyOne · October 14, 2020

They. They were just fawning all over Hercules. There is noone in that room that identifies as "she".

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Veronica Fish · October 14, 2020

Lol im dying of laughter rn

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Sleepy John · October 14, 2020

We are NOT accustomed to being taken less than seriously.

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Ami · October 14, 2020

Well this just made me nostalgic for Alice's Grove

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Leave Nelson B · October 14, 2020

Alice Groove was so good

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Kyle Major · October 14, 2020

I love those eyes

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awgiedawgie · October 14, 2020

Yay, he's had his nose broken by an unruly patron. Your little flashy eyes thing doesn't phase him a bit.

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GodsInTheCogs · October 14, 2020

Elliott reminds me of a bouncer that may have worked in a nearby, ah.... Dance place nicknamed Porn in the Corn

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Hugh Eckert · October 14, 2020

That is both a) the best name I have heard for such a place in some time and b) conjuring unfortunate images in my imagination.

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NinjaZaku · October 14, 2020

Oh no! Yay's been domesticated! They aren't spooky anymore! Haha

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Mark · October 14, 2020

No longer the giant squid to everyone else's reef fish.

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Aussie Jim · October 14, 2020

Frame 5 is my new game avatar - imma not asking 🖤

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Andrew Mitchell · October 14, 2020

Very good choice!

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Joseph Bonnar · October 14, 2020

Spookybot... Have you uncovered a new obsession? :)

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z · October 14, 2020

Hm...Elliot/Clinton/Yay! love triangle?

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Thisguy · October 14, 2020

Lol. That’s the problem with people like Elliot, they lack imagination to believe that someone that small could possibly be scared and dangerous.

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awgiedawgie · October 14, 2020

While it's true that Yay could easily incapacitate Elliot with hardly a touch, that would be cheating here. Any ordinary person that he might encounter as a bouncer would be easy for him to handle.

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Onyx · October 14, 2020

I love Elliot - he is me, a disaster bisexual. And I LOVE LOVE LOVE Spookybot's reaction!

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Onyx · October 14, 2020

This is easily one of my top strips.

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phoebe · October 14, 2020

spookybot continues to be my favorite

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SpookyPenguin · October 14, 2020

OH WELL PLAYED SIR! (still adorable). SPOOPYBOT HAHA

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VC · October 14, 2020

Lol! Poor spookybot. What was she expecting when they both are being intimidating and resisting each other?

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Matthew Van Gangelen · October 14, 2020

1. I like where you are going with that... but... 2. Yay is a they not a she. Though this particular body might be female gendered based purely on the clothing.

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Scott Gosnell · October 14, 2020

Yay looks like a goth-flavored version of Clinton in these latest strips.

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BobC · October 14, 2020

Elliot appears to have poor death perception.

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z · October 14, 2020

Elliot is awake. Therefore, Death cannot take him. Not because Death has to wait until he's asleep, but because Elliot would beat Death up and keep beating him up until Death gives him something to make him go away. It's the same way Elliot got his baking skills. He got them from the Devil. Elliot didn't sell his soul-he just kept beating up the Devil until the Devil gave him something to make him go away.

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James Cummings · October 14, 2020

Oh god it's the Alice Grove Eyes

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Kenneth · October 14, 2020

Was totally just thinking that!

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skinnybdink · October 14, 2020

not to sound like a noob, i've been reading QC long enough that i shouldn't have to ask, but is Jeph seriously going to make us ship whichever bunch of characters happen to be sharing a frame or

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z · October 14, 2020

Yes. All of the character exist in a state of quantum supershippingposition where all of the relationships are valid. Simultaneously. Except Bubbles/Pintsize, because there is NOT ENOUGH neurological trauma to make that work.

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Todd Ellner · October 14, 2020

1) It's his job not to be intimidated by people woofing and 2) He is too nice to say "I've left scarier things than you in the toilet."

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VC · October 14, 2020

Exactly. He’s probably used to it by now too.

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JD · October 14, 2020

I love these two.

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Matt Grayson · October 14, 2020

I don't know where this is going to go, but I like it!

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Abioticgawd · October 14, 2020

*whispers* I ship it? No, I mustn’t

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z · October 14, 2020

Well, let's be fair, Yay! is small, petite, and unarmed. Elliot has probably bounced GIRLS that are taller, more muscular, either wielding a bottle or straight razor (maybe both), and so drunk that the idea of getting in a fight with the human bear is a Good Idea. We've had at least one or two scenes where Elliot been half-way in a fight, bleeding, and is still being NICE while getting ready to kick somebody's ass. So, Yay! might be creepy, but Elliot's reading of Yay! is "creepy, but might be relying more on being a creepy ass that can read the room well, rather any real competence." The hilarious scene of Yay! being thrown out a window when Yay! tries to push it, going back and complaining that Elliot surprised Yay! and THIS TIME Yay! will succeed... Only to be thrown out ANOTHER window. Maybe the same one as before-windows are expensive!

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Matthew Van Gangelen · October 14, 2020

As I understand it Yay is a hive mind. A “Them” not a “Him”. Their individual bodies might be gendered but subtly so. Then again they might be all barbie dolls down there. Edit: Thanks for that.

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Jackie Horn · October 14, 2020

I love his little clap so much.

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BioYuGi · October 14, 2020

The idea of Spooky realizing they've lost their mojo amuses me.

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Emma Humphries · October 14, 2020

Yay has the Spirit of Violence within themselves.

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Graeme Lewis · October 14, 2020

Look, Yay, you've got to understand. You're sober and composed, not ranting drunkenly and about to try and wield a broken whiskey bottle at him.

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Matthew Van Gangelen · October 14, 2020

That’s gold!

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Spoogle McGee · October 14, 2020

Spookypass denied.

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Douglas E. Smith · October 14, 2020

Yay was NOT expecting that. Eliot has seen things... patrons drunk on evil beer for one.

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z · October 14, 2020

Elliot bounced a demon once. Not a robot that was acting like a demon. An ACTUAL demon. From Hell. Admittedly, it WAS a slow Tuesday night...

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AstralAegis · October 14, 2020

I'm so proud this cinnamon roll is so unphaseable

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Michael Boettger · October 14, 2020

Yay, isn't as intimidating as they think they are. Now, if they would touch Eliot and drop him to the floor, he might be impressed.

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Kris · October 14, 2020

Yeah i stopped being afraid of monsters when I realized I was bigger then them

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FuzzyDragon Cosplay · October 14, 2020

It’s the grin, the grin tones down the scary

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doorbender · October 14, 2020

To wield the grin one needs the high ground

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Cliff · October 14, 2020

Spookybot has met its match! 😜

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Pejo · October 14, 2020

*their

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Jareth Fullbringer · October 14, 2020

Anyone else aroused by Yays act of defiance? No? Just me?? Got it

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Matthew Van Gangelen · October 14, 2020

We wouldn’t admit to it if we were... which obviously we weren’t.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · October 14, 2020

ah hahh hahahhah hahah... (breathe) Hahha haha ha....

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Jeremy Tighe · October 14, 2020

NGL that made me legitimately concerned...

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · October 14, 2020

Can I get a womp

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Dean Reilly · October 14, 2020

Womp womp

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CosmicTransmtation · October 14, 2020

Ah yes the Alice Grove grin

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Julienne Ignace · October 14, 2020

Fuck. I totally forgot about Alice Grove. I need to go back and re-read it again!!

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R L · October 14, 2020

I mean, with normal clothing on, that demeanor is EXTREMELY not as potent.

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Max D S · October 14, 2020

Awww were leaning tsundere so hard

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Miyaa · October 14, 2020

Oh noes. Yay isn’t scary.

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Nicholas Lopez · October 14, 2020

Oh boy, I can't wait to see what happens when Yay goes super spooky.

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Pejo · October 14, 2020

They... were pretty spooky when they first showed up. Back in the suits/pre-athleisure wear days.

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Tamara Macadam · October 14, 2020

i blame hercules

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Miyaa · October 14, 2020

Yay can’t help it, cat too powerful.

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Julienne Ignace · October 14, 2020

"Formerly known as spookybot" Lulz!!!😂 🙈🤣

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Grace Serenity · October 14, 2020

Elliot is a bar bouncer. He doesn't scare easily! Yay is out of their depth, here!

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Michael Boettger · October 14, 2020

Yay has had relatively few interactions with humans. They probably think all humans are like Faye or Emily.

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some dude · October 14, 2020

Haha so off their game with him.