Just Can't Quit You
Shitty Dan, hello
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Wow. Emily is already shipping them... I mean... just look at her ;->
Petition for Dan to get Renee, Brun, Elliot & Clinton into Dungeons and Dragons please
I have 2 storage boxes of MTG cards and I have zero regrets.
Mine is one of those 3000 card boxes. I don't even know what I have anymore. I let a friend pick through and take a bunch of good ones.
I just wish my local coffee shop had a "WTF" size. I'd be getting that all the damned time. Or maybe just an IV caffeine drip.
Huh. Didn't think Regrettapalooza was coming so soon... Or is this cuffing season in the strip, too?
All these newfangled card games. Have 'em dress up in crappy leather and furs and throw dice like a REAL old time romance! XD
I had just starting playing magic the gathering and would like to play against dan, is he a commander sort of guy or more rush?
I bet Dan had a crush on Renee back then. That's why he is meeting her on short notice, during a visit to the family, even if she called him shitty Dan.
"You know, I had a crush on you back in the-" / "COOL LET'S BANG omg sorry" / long, awkward pause followed by detailed discussion of MtG.
(Watches Dan awkwardly suggest an MtG date). (Considers the two D&D campaigns I run and my wife plays in). This could actually work.
Oh man I can’t stress how much I want to see an arc which is just various members of the QC cast playing D&D
Shitty Dan wasn't really a shitty personality back in high-school. He was probably a nerd who was bullied by all the jocks in the school who gave him that nickname, and it stuck. Went on to work at an engineering consultancy, while the jocks are working at coffee shops, bakeries and bars. He's also cool now, because being a nerd is okay when you're an adult. I love how the nerd peeks back out from behind the cool guy in his hesitation-stammer in the last panel. Jeph basically drew me into the strip (though I haven't ever played MTG).
ah magic, you're never truly out of the game
I continue to wonder how any member of this cast is considered a functioning adult
I wonder this about myself every fucking day
A whole BOX? that’s a lot of cards dan
Hm from what I remember it was relatively standard practice if you could afford it to get a reasonable deck...
They gon fuck on a pile of magic cards.
No, they will carefully sort the cards, sleeve them, put them aside in the box and THEN fuck
The second Renee mentioned MTG, Dan heard an insidious voice emanate from the depths of his mind: "You feel a burning desire to open another box of Magic cards."
ah, the look of someone who likes playing games, but haven't had the opportunity for a while. "IT'S OK, I CAN FLY IN A DECK BY DRONE IF IT MEANS WE CAN HAVE SOME PLAY-TIME!"
If the QC-verse MtG meta is anything like the current one, then now may not be the best time for newbies to jump in. *mutters* Omnath everywhere...
Kitchen table is always fun, no matter what the greater meta is
She remembered his hobbies! I’d be touched, tbh.
Shitty Dan I love you
Dang. He just offered to run pick up $150+ worth of cards.
That's engineering consultancy pay scales for you.
I would say that is "challenge accepted!"
Is this going to take a wild turn where shitty dan ends up with elliot and renee/clinton/brun go full dirty throuple?
No
How dare he actually just be nice. I demand his head.
Attached to his body, at a table, with said Magic sets?
I SHIP IT FOREVER.
Renee - just chill gal, it's going well.
Just cause they grow up doesn’t mean they don’t grow out of their hobbies. Though “shitty Dan” was never actually “shitty”. He just wasn’t as “cool” as the other Dan.
Just saw a patreon notification and "shitty Dan" and my mind went immediately to dumbing of age Danny
Emily please
I would like a $32 Machiatto please.
“What the fuck” indeed.
With all the romantic plotlines currently escalating, I feel like we're building towards one cataclysmic "and then they fucked" moment, followed by the Earth exploding into a cloud of orgone.
I’ll play with him, he’s hot.
BOX OF BOOSTERS. This is a man willing to spend money on a date!
@Joseph correction: two *Core Sets*.
I feel like asking if someone plays Magic is definitely just socially acceptable small-talk at this point. "Crazy weather, huh?" "Sure is. Do you play Magic?" "I used to. Kinda fell off it."
I rather wish that I had kept my cards, but I kinda figured that the game was dying. Considering that I got $1500 or so from the local comic/games shop back in '98, I'm sure they'd be worth quite a bit more now.
Now he's Chad FAE Dan, hell yeah
Aw, I want them to play MtG. Cute! 😊. I miss that game. Haven't played since high school 21 years ago... ... Fuck, now I feel old.
Is CoD doing a Halloween special for vampires? I see "Blood Pack" on the menu board.
Best pick up line
Oh hell yes MTG Edit: I'd like to point out that, at the time of writing/edit of this comment, about 50% of the comments are from people who know MTG, or outright players. YALL NERDS and also my people /hugs
I'd like to point out he's talking about spending over $100 dollars here. Unless things have changed since the last time I bought Magic cards.
Core Set 2021: https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B08BXBJX32/ - 30$ a pop Booster Box Core 2021: https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B0874B5G6M - 'bout 100$ Calculate taxes into this, you get close to 200$. You're on the mark, but a hair on the cheaper side I'm afraid.
Maybe Renee should grab Marigold as her sensei for this?
always up for some mtg....
I guess I didn’t realize Brun and Renee were townies. That’s fun! Amps up the small town drama in a lot of ways.
So many story lines in the air right now, it's like watching the Flying Karamazov Brothers.
Sitting down and playing a card/tabletop game with a date is definitely high on my lists.
I thought that was Emily
Dude is willing to shell out a bunch of money on what is essentially a first date...
Real talk I'd do the exact same.
Magic player, can confirm thats basically how we get new friends that play.
i have a huge box of cards in my closest just waiting for the day someone asks me this question...
Teach her the glorious ways of EDH, Frankly Better Dan.
Eff Bee Dee is AWESOME!
I don't feel like that's an inappropriate question to ask.
It helps that the answer is clearly yes.
So who's more awkward around the opposite sex? Renee or Clinton classic?
Probably a tie in many cases
My local magic players look down on us d&d players, nerd hierarchy is fucked up
Geeze, that's like gnomes looking down on halflings for being short: why are you being shitty about it when you're the same? I'd honestly argue that Magic players are worse.
He seems like a good boy
He seems nice
I... I would like to play magic the gathering with Renee
Big same with a 6/4 Craw Worm to back it up
