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September 16, 2020

Properly Grounded

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Maripier · September 17, 2020

Well she IS more grounded now isn't she?

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Huge Cook · September 16, 2020

She should have found some fresh baked bread. Probably would have worked better.

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Silentarrow · September 16, 2020

That sounds like a way to cross her mental wires. Recovery from a bad time disassociating by getting horny? No thank you!

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Darla Donahue · September 16, 2020

Yes the strong smell definitely connected Roku to her senses and grounded her in the moment. Lemmon said it'd be grounding, not pleasant. lol. You want Pleasant? Go buy a nice tea to sniff.

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Rhian Hibner · September 16, 2020

The smell does seem to have ended the dissociative episode.

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Rhian Hibner · September 16, 2020

Considering that a robotic olfactory sensor wouldn't even vaguely resemble a human one, why would she need a nose?

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Darla Donahue · September 16, 2020

For the same reason she has a fully humanoid body, bodily orifices, breasts and a face, to better fit into the existing mostly human created society and participate in it's rituals.

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Tim Keating · September 16, 2020

Wait a sec, how the hell does beeps smell anything? She doesn't have a NOSE. Does she smell through her EYES?

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Tim Keating · September 16, 2020

Oooh, so close, Lemon.

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Tim Keating · September 16, 2020

If only she had had bread.

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Mooster · September 16, 2020

I wish I could make my hair stand out like that when I am startled. :-)

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James Dore · September 16, 2020

Brilliant.

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Sleepy John · September 16, 2020

“Turn off everything? But I’m bingeing on puppies on Animal Planet!”

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Sleepy John · September 16, 2020

Maybe that from was a leak in May’s old body in the dumpster.

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MrFrenchFries · September 16, 2020

When consciousness gives you lemons...

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OldGoat · September 16, 2020

Noseless Beeps wants a whiff?

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Lightsabr2 · September 16, 2020

"gimme that sweet stank"

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jimfromtx · September 16, 2020

Wait...shouldn't she have reverted to the "Fahk off!" accent that she normally does when surprised/scared/startled? Glad she's feeling better though. I can't imagine a disassociative episode would be too good for her. I'm very glad that she has friends to help her through it. Support can be an amazing thing.

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Chris Crowther · September 16, 2020

I note she *is* no longer blurry...so I guess it worked?

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RoxyRocketeer · September 16, 2020

Hey Jeff - I was wondering if you could put a tag up for when you do this cool but disorienting visual effect on Roko? I'm sure I'm not the only visually-impaired reader and this effect gives me concerns my eyes are off or I'm experiencing a migraine aura. It's super effective at communicating depersonalization though!

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Da Nargh!! · September 16, 2020

Pretty sure its the same thing the local newspaper does to their colour printer

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Shane Wegner · September 16, 2020

I've been trying to put in words how the Fruit (and Vegetable) Sisters are a little "off", it's a fine line. Odd? Eccentric? They're pretty clearly Turing-passing, but why are they ever so slightly vaguely weird and inappropriate? I say that as someone who more or less appreciates weirdness. I haven't been able to describe the feeling without being really ableist and coming off negative about mental illness (which I myself also have), but there's something very slightly different about them. "Crazy" is much too strong and mean. It shows how subtle something like Turing is to test. "I'll know it when I feel it." My headcanon ended up with some explanation that asks interesting questions about AI reproduction. If you like a particular AI, and AIs have specific memory addresses and hard drive bits, what's to say you can't just make an exact copy of every bit in their memory and have two of that AI? Copying a trained AI you already sent through robot college is a lot faster than, well, sending them through robot college. Like Bubbles, your combat AI trained in Law of Warfare and has muscle memory proficient in every weapon and martial art? Why not get ten combat chassis and Copy and Paste, my friend? If an AI dies, why not just load them up from backup? Takes most of the risk out of it. Makes AI life a lot less precious. My headcanon answer was that things are that much more interesting if there is an inherent Uncopyability to AI. Something about the qubits used in their quantum hardware are simply resistant to being exactly copied without collapsing. Copy and Paste is exactly what was tried with the Fruit (AV) Sisters, and the result was... how they came out. Sapient, but... eccentric. It has interesting implications for the uniqueness and aliveness of AIs, and by extension, humans. It might be anthropomorphizing to call it a "soul", but if this explanation is correct, there is something unique, alive, and irreplaceable about each AI (and human, which we in theory "knew" but seem to forget often enough.) I extrapolated from there to the origin of AIs. The AI mythology says a human humped a computer. I instead headcanoned that the Ellicot-Chathams were wired up the scanners in the lab and had a, er, passionate moment strong enough that the scanners got a very strong read, which became initial seed for all EC AIs. It's anthropomorphizing again, but that was my explanation for how AIs would have things like libido, something the code in the silicon need not have. "I swear none of my code references human-like attraction!" It's a little sci fi, but I enjoy thinking that something stored in the original qubits reflects the "souls" of John and Beatrice Ellicot-Chatham. If THAT were somehow true, the next interesting implication is... that AIs could "reproduce" if they could scan a quantum imprint as strong as the original EC one. They'd generate a new waveform storing information unique to the two (or heck, more, although presumably complexity would increase untenably). AND... I don't see a reason why humans and AIs couldn't do the same. SO, some sentients, Faye and Bubbles for example, might be operating on basic unconscious assumptions that they couldn't reproduce, and thus have a gulf of distance between them that is greater than if they were a biological male and female who could directly biologically reproduce. (Adoption is always a possible thing in many variations of romantic relationships of course.) In that case, if they had a strong enough signal for each other (feelings, say), and were wired up to EC qubit scanners, they could generate a new waveform seed and become "parents" to any AIs creched off that seed. I'm sure proving that humans and AIs can combine in this way would send the anti-AI terrorists into a froth. But I find it poignant. But if Waveform Scanning could make a new qubit seed if it gets a strong enough read (Which we could anthropomorphize as "being in love enough"), then... humans and AIs _could_ have offspring that represent something fundamental about themselves. And make new and stronger offspring. Which I enjoy thinking was the missing factor in the FruitAV Sisters. "You got all that from a yellow AI sniffing garbage juice?" "You didn't?" For some reason I wrote a 25 page screenplay of blatant fan fiction about this. EDIT- Which is right here if anyone is that curious: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hfZHnwKWfc_RMOIeyIyFpkgli74J3zIF/view?usp=sharing

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Evylon · September 16, 2020

Just to answer one question, you cannot copy qubits. That's the whole point of quantum computing. If you could you would have major problems with physics

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John Peterson · September 16, 2020

LOL!

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Buck Caldwell · September 16, 2020

This is actually a really helpful technique. When I was young and inexperienced, I got *stupidly* over-stoned one evening, and my host sat me down, had me close my eyes, put a shot of sipping whiskey in my hand, and told me to toss it back. INSTANTLY I felt better and wasn't completely without control anymore. He called it "an Irish Grounding".

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Pejo · September 16, 2020

I believe Lemon's techniques are more accepted by IRL psychotherapy, & less self-destructive/hair of the dog. Less "Irish" as it were lol

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Bagge · September 16, 2020

She is not dissociating right now it seems. Lemon's methods are unorthodox, but you can't argue with results

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Simon Green · September 16, 2020

You might say it smelled ... vial.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · September 16, 2020

Shock treatment, then

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Sandrock · September 16, 2020

Mostly accurate usage of grounding techniques. Name one thing you see, smell, feel, taste, and hear. Boxed breathing can help too, breath in 4 seconds, hold breath 4 seconds, and exhale 4 seconds. Repeat exercises as many times as necessary

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Hawkeye · September 16, 2020

Lemon is totally chaotic good.

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Adam Koslin · September 16, 2020

Combination gas chromatograph and mass-spectrometer in her left shoulder.

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Yonatan Zunger · September 16, 2020

Wait, Beeps has no nose. How does she smell?

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MrSinn · September 16, 2020

A bit like metal and plastics I would assume.

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Hugh Eckert · September 16, 2020

Mindfulness meditation for AIs. Neat.

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Pete · September 16, 2020

Roko needs to visit Hannelore and discuss tea.

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Matt Grayson · September 16, 2020

This is something I wondered about with Yay. They won't, for good reasons, mess around inside someone's head, but they'd certainly be able to do good therapy. Or does "knowing what to say" constitute meddling with consciousness? It's a tricky question as to where the boundary is. The recent novel "The Last Human" is largely concerned with the means by which more intelligent beings manipulate the lesser, but in ways that seem to be giving the lower beings exactly what they want. Of course, Yay may be exaggerating their powers of penetration, relying so much, as they are, on intercepting communication and breaking encryption. They were certainly awkward establishing friendship with Roko. Fascinating characters!

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Nicolas Demers · September 16, 2020

They were able to jump in Bubbles' mind to look at the empty room where her memories used to be, so I think they're not exaggerating at all

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Ashley Thomas · September 16, 2020

can they vomit? probably not. cuz thatll ground you to your body real fast.

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Carl Fink · September 16, 2020

Pretty sure they don't have any semiliquid stuff in their torsoes, unless they're Pintsize, who has a history of pouring cake batter into his chassis (and ruining it). He seems to be the opposite of Roko, completely detached from his body (while still perfectly capable of using it).

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Thisguy · September 16, 2020

See Lemon is good at her job (never doubted her, A lot of psychology Is just suggesting strategies and seeing what works.)

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sjlxndr · September 16, 2020

Grounded af

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Pete Hanson · September 16, 2020

Can Beepatrice smell things without a nose?

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Trigon Manthree · September 16, 2020

"My dog has no nose." "How does he smell?" "Awful!"

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Todd Ellner · September 16, 2020

She seems back in her body and able to interact with the physical world again

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red sands · September 16, 2020

Good trick lol

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Cassandra foretells the doom of Troy, NY · September 16, 2020

This is very similar to a lot of anti-anxiety exercises I do

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Pejo · September 16, 2020

Extremely this. So much of what Lemon walked her through are grounding techniques for panic attacks, & to a degree for anxiety too. Name out loud 5 things you can see, 3 things you can hear, & in this case, at least one thing your skilled but goofy friend scraped out of a dumpster. Jeph knows what he's talking about & shit like this makes the comic so much more personal & meaningful for a lot of people.

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Mark P. · September 16, 2020

Sometimes that enhanced sensorium package isn’t always a positive.

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That Harper Gal · September 16, 2020

Doesn't have to be pleasant to be effective!

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Nicholas A Wagner · September 16, 2020

In humans, smells have such a deep impact is because it's such a primal sense, it reaches into the most primitive parts of the brain. I would think in robots it would be i don't know, serial ports? Terminal commands? Humm, ...

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legobil · September 16, 2020

Haha, now I imagine Lemon plugging her into an old 5,25” disk drive or something.

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Stuart Telfer · September 16, 2020

Love the mix of recognisable therapeutic technique and dumpster goo

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Richard Hohm · September 16, 2020

Okay, that was the first big LOL I've had from QC in a long time. Bravo.

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Finvaara · September 16, 2020

That Family Resemblance is starting to show

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MiaKitty · September 16, 2020

Lemon isn't failing to deliver!

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C-Cubed · September 16, 2020

Oh right, she's still Melon's sister.

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Jp · September 16, 2020

Bwa ha ha. That was good.

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gn0w1 · September 16, 2020

This is legitimately the first hearty laugh I’ve had from QC in forever. Fart jokes are best jokes. Bad smell jokes are a very close second.

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Daniel Burnett · September 16, 2020

So I really care about all the cute ai buddies. But I am more interested in the buy makeouts I’ve been promised

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Richard · September 16, 2020

Is Beeps wearing Kevin Smith's jorts?

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Ellie Hanna · September 16, 2020

awwwww

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Shawn K. Younkin · September 16, 2020

What is it with Melon and Lemon and smells??? Melon wanted to rub all over Elliot when he got sprayed by a skunk and now Lemon is carrying around weird dumpster goo!!!

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legobil · September 16, 2020

I honestly don’t think that skunk is the most strange thing Melon has smelled.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · September 16, 2020

I'm reminded of Cher shouting "Snap out of it!" then smacking some guy.

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Michael Boettger · September 16, 2020

Nicholas Cage

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Wynn Donivan · September 16, 2020

S T A N K

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Ted Van Roekel · September 16, 2020

Lemon is actually quite good at her job. Unorthodox, but good.

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Matt Grayson · September 16, 2020

I retract anything negative I ever said about Lemon. She's really good.

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Michael Boettger · September 16, 2020

Interesting. The diffraction that we see when Roko disassociates seems to disappear between panels 1 and 4. Maybe excessive input is part of the problem.

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Ardent Slacker · September 16, 2020

Also matters what the input is, and what you're focusing on. Closing your eyes and just feeling is a grounding technique for humans... and Roko is, in her responses, extremely human.

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awgiedawgie · September 16, 2020

No question that Lemon and Melon are sisters.

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Douglas E. Smith · September 16, 2020

I want to see what they saw when they smelled it! The olfactory synesthesia strips are my favorite...:)

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Matt Grayson · September 16, 2020

"Normal Dumpster Goo" is the name of my new... damn... I don't have a band.

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David Browne · September 16, 2020

Weird Dumpster Goo is the name of my Gwar cover band

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · September 16, 2020

mmm dumpster goo...

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Abhayakara · September 16, 2020

Surprisingly good advice for dissociative states even if you are not an AI.

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fluffy · September 16, 2020

That's certainly one way to practice mindfulness.

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Mike · September 16, 2020

Next, she needs to work on acceptance. Don't judge the smell of the goo as good or bad, just acknowledge it for what it is.

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · September 16, 2020

Lemon is more of an Oscar Vibenius than a Napoleon LeNez, seems like.

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Michael · September 16, 2020

Should of gone for the tea at Coffee of Doom

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Mark · September 16, 2020

The assam? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3427

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Miyaa · September 16, 2020

Teach me your ways, Sensei Lemón!

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · September 16, 2020

have we ever seen Lemon and Melon in the same room tho

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William Davy · September 16, 2020

Actually yes. The last bonus comic. But they would have you believe they're both melon.

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Michael Boettger · September 16, 2020

Seems to be working.

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Kurt · September 16, 2020

beeps no

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jimbo · September 16, 2020

weird shit doesn't fake beeps!

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Genna · September 16, 2020

W E I R D G O O

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Mark · September 16, 2020

From a weird dog?

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Nulgar · September 16, 2020

Is that similar to scaring a human to cure a hiccup?

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KCkittysnores · September 16, 2020

I ONCE scared a friend out of her hiccups. It worked! But she was a very good friend, who trusted that I had her best interests at heart. (I did. I don’t like upsetting people. But we were both sooooo sick of the hiccups.)

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Lord Crusade · September 16, 2020

Oh god, don’t let Melon smell it.

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Kurt · September 16, 2020

where do you think Lemon got it from?

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Jennifer Doyle · September 16, 2020

Well, Lemon's not *wrong*...

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Alexander W Couzens · September 16, 2020

Lemon is surprisingly helpful!

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Ting · September 16, 2020

Smelling salt, but it's Melon's cooking experiment 20149-B

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Bagel Fox · September 16, 2020

Smelling Goo

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Matt Grayson · September 16, 2020

:-) Excellent technique!