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September 13, 2020

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Lemon is here to help

Comments (62)

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James Dore · September 13, 2020

Argh, “helpers” like Lemon drive me nuts - they make the helping about them. Beeps is right on point without realising it - the best help.

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Matt Grayson · September 14, 2020

If Lemon were actually GOOD at her job, I could forgive a lot of annoyance. Yay helping Bubbles, for example.

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Matt Grayson · September 13, 2020

And May, you’re probably as tall as Elliot now. Please do not get into a fight with him. He has a history of unintentional robot damage. For that matter, I don’t think one CAN get into a fight with Bubbles. She can avoid you. She can disable you. But fight? Only if she’s playing.

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Eric Pike · September 13, 2020

Given her history, I highly doubt Bubs would fight unless absolutly neccessary, and given that she's a highly advanced military bot, and her Armor (if shes wearing it at the time) there would be little that could match her.

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OldGoat · September 13, 2020

Beeps, you're being the leader you didn't think you were.

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Remy Labelle · September 13, 2020

I know I'm better in a immediate crisis than in long-term management.

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Green · September 13, 2020

1) I just love seeing May so happy! And for flat out calling Roko a friend; I know she sometimes has trouble admitting to liking someone. 2) Ahhhh Roko! :( I'm so proud of Beeps for swinging in like that and handling it so smoothly. She truly is the ideas person ;) 3) LEMON!!!

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Joseph Bonnar · September 13, 2020

I like Lemon, but right now her behavior and attitude call to mind this quote by (I believe) Thoreau: If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.

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Bagge · September 13, 2020

Beeps is doing great. I'm still confused

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tamtheotter · September 13, 2020

Roku was very integrated with her old body. She hasn't been adjusting well to the change

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Lisa · September 13, 2020

Lemon is way too excited that Roko is suffering.

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Dev · September 13, 2020

That's a bit of an unkind framing. Consider that she's excited to be able to help, to be able to useful in a capacity in which she basically just got entirely brushed off. She could definitely be more composed and tactful in this scenario, but framing her excitement as being centered around Roko's suffering is kind of harsh.

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William Davy · September 13, 2020

Im half expecting lemon to pop open a hatch on Roko's ass, flip a switch and apologize about forgetting to take her new body out of Demo mode.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · September 13, 2020

Lemon already worked with Roko before and after her transition to new body, and she clearly stated that there is no magic pill for that.

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Shane Wegner · September 13, 2020

Those Fruit (And Vegetable*) Sisters are just a little bit off somehow! It's because they tried to literal copy-clone them instead of generating a unique random seed from the Ellicot-Chatham quantum core! I wrote a whole headcanon thing called Saving Roko about this! *(there are 4097 of them and only 2000 fruits and named fruit cultivars)

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Clifton Royston · September 13, 2020

I am extraordinarily impressed by your actually researching the number of fruit cultivars, and I want to see this as an illustrated fanfic.

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JD · September 13, 2020

It upsets me that May is so oblivious to Roko’s emotional state after everything Roko has tried to do for her :(

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Shawn K. Younkin · September 13, 2020

May doesn't know Roko's history, plus she is allowed since she is riding pretty high from getting a new body.

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Matt Grayson · September 13, 2020

Answer: Bubbles.

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Anne Welborn · September 13, 2020

Poor Roko. I think anyone who has had a tough time with mental health issues could find themselves wanting to give Roko a big hug right now.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · September 13, 2020

That's true, but there are people for whom being hugged during a dissociative episode would only make things worse. Probably safest way to help is the "bad trip" help procedure (if professional help is not available, of course): make sure that person is put in the safest (for them) environment, with calm but not dim lighting, no (or very calm) background music, with someone near talking about something unimportant but pleasant, and for tactile sensations something small and fuzzy helps really well, (like plush toy or even a towel). I understand that this is an overly serious answer to your comment, but this knowledge really helped some people I know.

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Roger Judd · September 13, 2020

This legitimately hurts my eyes a little bit - weird effect

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Sleepy John · September 13, 2020

The deliberate off-register to show she really isn't "with" her body is subtle and disturbing.

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Dean Smith · September 13, 2020

"Treat yourself to the ass you deserve", right?

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · September 13, 2020

NEW ass

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CorruptDropbear · September 13, 2020

Needs degaussing :(

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Erin Halfelven at BigCloset · September 13, 2020

LOL, they're all too young to get that joke?

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Creepy Cat Lady · September 13, 2020

I disliked Roko so very much as a cop, and when she saw the systemic problems and left, she became one of my favorite characters, and it is hurting me to see her suffering as if I am seeing an actual friend suffer, and I guess what I am saying is Jeph DAMN you are an amazing storyteller.

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Andrew Mitchell · September 13, 2020

100% agree!

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MiaKitty · September 13, 2020

Honestly, I know Lemon is sort of a joke character but this might be a point where she can make a positive impact on the story. It's literally her job to help with body change issues (robot dysphoria), and Roko could really use some actually professional help. I don't think she's thought to seek therapy, yet. Maybe this will prompt her to.

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Czarzhan · September 13, 2020

The Bodyhub may have in-house equipment for fine-tuning an AI's perceived experience in driving their body. Lemon might see this as a common product use issue in the business, which is what she was trying to get at with May when she kept asking how she felt.

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Joe · September 13, 2020

hope Roko is ok. hurts to watch.

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R. Francis Smith · September 13, 2020

Dissociation sucks, but I suspect you knew that. (I recently unwittingly described perfectly having a depersonalization episode to my therapist, ha ha wheee)

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Clifton Royston · September 13, 2020

I had actually been having a mild one yesterday before this strip ran, due to doing something exceptionally emotionally stressful. I handle it and pull out of it *much* easier than I used to, so I guess the bright side is it can get better. Solidarity, dissy folks.

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Deuce · September 13, 2020

Anyone else ever had the thought that if they could see a day into the future, they'd totally be posting cryptic comments on QC posts hinting at the next day's strip?

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Adam · September 13, 2020

If I could see into the future, I'd pick the winning lotto numbers. Not to get rich. I'd pick 'em every time, put the ticket in an envelope, mail it to the lottery redemption address. No return address; postmarked the day of the drawing, so they knew it was sent before the numbers were drawn. Do that every drawing for two or three weeks. See what happens.

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Douglas E. Smith · September 13, 2020

I love Lemon, Melon, Nelom, Lonem, and the rest of their (as yet unseen) family!

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Todd Ellner · September 13, 2020

And Leon M., I mean Noel M. (Too obscure?)

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JD · September 13, 2020

Wow. Beeps handled that perfectly. I'm honestly quite shocked.

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C-Cubed · September 13, 2020

She's gotten more competent now that the stress of actually being in charge is off her shoulders.

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Barry Callahan · September 13, 2020

If you're gonna have a heart attack, there's no better place to do it than at a hospital. Similarly, I suspect the best place for an AI to be when having a dissociative episode is a body shop.

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Kristina Preusker · September 13, 2020

If you are having a PTSD episode triggered by medical trauma, a hospital is the last place you’d want to be.

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SpookyPenguin · September 13, 2020

I think what gets me about May rn is that she has the identical makeover with a new body, but that's self-image for you. Meanwhile Roko: MY BUTT

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Will Weaver · September 13, 2020

Good on those sentient cacti to help Beeps take care of Roko.

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Michael Boettger · September 13, 2020

Guess: Yay is monitoring the situation (by logging into bodyhub's camera) and will make an appearance presently, much to Beep's shock.

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MiaKitty · September 13, 2020

This would make sense, actually. Yay is concerned about her, afterall.

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emmavoid · September 13, 2020

Oof, this is a huge mood... it sucks to be unable to celebrate good stuff because your brain is being dumb

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Law the Fox · September 13, 2020

Poor Roko... :( I know that feeling.

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Nancy Boutwell · September 13, 2020

No good deed goes unpunished

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Shawn K. Younkin · September 13, 2020

Trust in the Lemon!!!

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Michael Boettger · September 13, 2020

I hope Lemon has a paperclip handy. Give Roko a reset

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Pejo · September 13, 2020

Behind the ear? Wait no that'll turn her into a marble

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BioYuGi · September 13, 2020

Well good on May for wanting Roko to join in, but I think even if she had seen what Roko was going through, and insisted on bringing her along, that her continued presence was just going to be making things worse. Right now she's triggering Roko unintentionally and the only way to fix that is to leave.

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Lord Crusade · September 13, 2020

Poor Roko 🙁

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doorbender · September 13, 2020

Too late 😂😂😂💓💓💓

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Matthew Van Gangelen · September 13, 2020

This reminded me of that line from Return of the Jedi: “Increase forward fire batteries!” “Toooo laaaaate!”

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Boots McGoot · September 13, 2020

oh babe 😔 is it mechanical or psychological? I worry, Roko! I just worry!

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Shawn K. Younkin · September 13, 2020

Psychological, but there could be some mechanical undertones we don't know of.

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Bagel Fox · September 13, 2020

Oh, I actually love the colour shift... Thing, you're doing to represent her dissociative episodes. It's a really good visual explanation of what it feels like to be experiencing your own body from a detached perspective

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Teacup · September 13, 2020

Agreed. Her text in the text bubbles are slanted, too.

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orangejuicenut · September 13, 2020

That’s brilliant using color misalignment as a visual indicator for a dysphoric episode.

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Tamara Macadam · September 13, 2020

lemon.......