They Decided Against The Hats
the haaaaats
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There is no 4349, there is two 4348s
So deep.
Ah dang, just noticing now that Roki was starting to dissociate on the last page. Someone get the poor Android to a quiet place for a bit.
I am sure May will calm down once she gets this out of her system. Give her a day or two, then she will settle down to her new, more dependable normal. And hopefully can now find a better job.
I'm wondering what happens when all her friends decide they don't have to feel sorry for her any more.
You mean 10 seconds ago...
Am I the only one who thinks Short May is cuter? It's like we traded in Meg Ryan for a Kardashian sister.
The opposite for me. I wonder what May will do with her new Pretty Privilege. I can' t decide if she's going to ignore it, flaunt it, or use it to embarrass people who've been treating her like dirt. Ah, who'm I kidding? This is May. She'll do ALL that.
...The look on Roko's face just screams 'What the fuck have we done?'
Yep. Going back to the police force in the parole violation division.
a bit shocked Momo didn't zap her. Showing great restraint
Anyone remember Momo's little daydream about Sven, from before she got her current body? May is now a coarse blue version of fantasy Momo. Change my mind.
We haven't had them loan their bodies to each other yet. That ought to be fairly easy to do, as well (body integration issues aside). I could see the story arc going that way, and Sven would be up for it, so...
I repeat: Sven is doomed.
Yikes! That hadn't crossed my mind yet. I repeat: Yikes!
May has nipples now, right?
Maybe. They were on option for Roku and came with her logo butt.
Please let Lemon be assigned as a counselor *appointed by the court*, as May is still on probation...
Oh god Sven is in for a TIME.
She is totally Harley Quinn. QCverse is totally doomed. Called it.
So Sven will be The Joker?
She is drunk with power!
I kind of want a scene where we watch May try to fit into her old clothes, and watch her hack her outfit to better fitting pieces.
Trash Hobgoblin May is gonna take some getting used to for me, but I'm happy for her, and I hope we get to see her celebrating in the most On Brand way possible.
Fun fact! You can tell whether or not someone is from Hawaii or the rest of the US depending on their shaka. Hawaii locals face their hands knuckles out, whereas the fingers out gesture is a Cali thing/
I'm from Hawaii and I never thought about that but you're (mostly) right. Some dudes I used to know on the big island had like a halfway thing (thumb vertical, pinky pointing to whoevers).
May ripped the arms off that t-shirt und cut off her jeans to make them fit. Better than walking around in discarded packaging
Not quite the same set of genitals, but I feel like May would enjoy this song. (Very NSFW lyrics!) https://youtu.be/97H43BnA0WM
Born 1987, never seen the hang loose thing in person. Daaang
Just wonderful :)
John Wick: Winston: What have you done
I'm loving her thick eyebrows.
Yeah this is what I was expecting. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! May doesn't *mean* to be a drama queen, it's just that her life is theatrical and the second Act is just getting started.
She wanted to be a fighter jet! Only a gigantic personality could want that.
Eh, I'm with Marigold. I'm not sure I'm ready for Tall May.
I'm with Marigold in the last two panels. "Um... that was a large amount of tits"
I’m so glad May kept both her color palette and her completely inappropriate sense of humor.
I mean, this IS nice from May standards
Roko has that body issues look again. I'm worried about her.
Yeah, May having absolutely no issues with a completely different body (even if it's the same color scheme) might be an issue for Roko
I think a sheet for Roko's eyes slipped? It looks like the iris is launching off her face
I think she's supposed to be shaking. Kinda like how Faye was phasing out of reality when she realized she had feelings for Bubbles
The number on the comic is wrong. It's the same as the last one.
Good. Big goblin. Love it.
I love every single panel of this! *laughing* I just hope May doesn't forget to actually thank the people who made this possible for her.
Momo's self control in not using her self defense zaps...
She’s charging up for a big one.
holy hell i needed that laugh.
Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahaha... ahhhhhh. That is all.
I’m sure May will gain a sense of decorum once she gets over the immediate thrill. Probably. She’s entitled to a little jerkiness, but she better get thanking the people who helped her.
May might, someday, learn a sense of propriety. All things are possible. Just don't bother waiting for it. (And wouldn't that make her BORING?)
No, it wouldn't make her boring. You just haven't met enough trash goblins with a sense of propriety. To be fair, they're kinda rare.
I mean, as a trans dude who is also in a severely sick and crippled body, I would probably be this level of obnoxious and crass as I celebrate all the new features of my new dream body that I was able to just simply slot myself into. That all being said though, I'm extremely concerned for Roko as I'm pretty sure another dissociative episode is being triggered. I'm just really hoping May isn't a fuckfart about That Too once Roko's distress becomes known.
I'm hoping that Roko is just VERY embarrassed by the sudden focus on her butthole.
Ah, May. Our horrible little trash-goblin has turned into a horrible big trash-goblin. Honestly, the weirdest thing for me to get used to is the eyebrows. That is some intense eyebrow action going on there.
I missed May's left hand in the fourth panel at first, and thought she had goosed (to say the least) Roko. It would explain Roko's expression, anyway.
May is still May, but there's gonna be a bit of a learning curve here. NO NOT THAT CURVE YOU GUTTER GOBLINS
You can take the goblins out of the gutter but . . you . . can't make them . . . I forget where I was going with this. Anyway, BOOBS, WOOO!
Momo's life is just full of unrealistic expectations...
I am looking forward to Sven meeting Tall May in the most gleeful anticipation imaginable!
An E ticket ride. Hope he has the big coupon book.
This is going to be a weird thing now mays in a new chassi!
Roko definitely looks double-visiony, almost like a comic book color alignment misprint. Is she screaming internally?
That's what I'm getting, yeah
🤙
Note her shorts are too small, she can't get them to snap close (panel 1)
That's what the 'hell ass' shirt is warning you of.
Yay: Ok, I said I would never mess with another mind, but we’ll make an exception for this one.
I hope Beeps can sass some sense into Roko.
My money's on Melon
Seeing May in a body that isn't going to fall apart and still fits her more chaotic personality makes my heart happy. Hearing things about robot anatomy, however, makes my imagination happy.
Is this a callback to "the little hats...."?
Sounds like a callback to 4344.
And May, you’re still on probation. Don’t screw it up!
Still a fighter jets at heart
Now she has the size to go with the volume of her attitude! Love her! All she needs now are clothes that fit.
So May cut the sleeves off her shirt and turned her pants into cutoffs. Huh.
I reckon AnthroPC nudity is still considered indecent exposure, especially if they have the human standard of orifaces
Roko. What did you expect, Roko?
This is exactly what I expected from May! Also, Roko looks to be losing control of her chromatophores, as well as her molecular cohesion!
I hope we get a new anatomy comic for her new body. I REALLY hope that the Patreon version of it is NSFW.
And Sven test driving all the new orifices.
<repeatedly typing and deleting "<i>how does may know the status of roko's butthole</i>">
She helped Roko print out her manual. You know she snuck a peek.
The hats would probably have been a good idea, put her on the back foot, y'know? XD
Blue Boobs... "Bluebs".
Hopefully she'll act in a more mature manner, but that's not May's brand is it? Dale nailed it though.
I am not surprised by any of this.
"Hell ass" … is that what you call it when the Orifice Management Utility crashes?
Ahhhh there she is in all her ENHANCED glory. Also Marigold's face is my favorite thing right here 🥰
Roko's face! So uncomfortable...
Uh-oh. Looks like this isn't going to end well for Roko. I'm guessing she's getting upset at herself for having dysphoria, given that May is happy with her body, even though she knows that the circumstances are different. I hope she's okay.
Or potentially she's less comfortable sharing (presumably) intimate details about her personal anatomy, especially if she's become more integrated into her new than is typical for AIs.
I am so making this doll.
"you can take the goblin out of the trash, but you can't take the trash out of the goblin" is the best thing any webcomic has ever said
not sure it's limited to webcomics. classic line.
Wasn’t roko more purple? Or is she just blushing so hard that she turned pink?
I think she might be incandescent with rage.
And here we were all hoping this would mark a sea change in May's behavior. Not so much, huh?
Why? She already improved in attitude before the body transfer, and this is just her quirky personality.
Yeah, this about what I expected
So happy that May hasn't changed one bit.
Same.
She seems to have adjusted too well! ABORT
oh roko...
she seems to be phasing out
that butthole was a PRIORITY
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