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I mean, to be honest, May wanted to become a fighter jet. That would suggest, IMO, that she has no problems switching bodies.
And she hated the body she had, so is glad to get out of it.
And I would like to have an AI companion/assistant. So many things needing to be completed and there might never be enough time. Yes, I'm getting older why do you ask?
I just wanna wake up and be tall.
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Be-titted should be word of the year
I'm glad May retained her colour scheme.
Oh, trust May to find the parts important to -her-!
Lemon, "tall" *is* a feeling...
Now I'm picturing May's hair as fibre optics filaments, and they glow when she's 'on.' Very flashy, and would allow easy colour changes as well. I may be wrong, but that's my head canon now.
I do not know if I can process May looking like that.
I will miss May's spiky hair.
OMG we need a members-only pic of the Josephina, lol
Thou skank!. (Said he, secretly agreeing.)
It's kind of hard for me to interpret those first three panels... Is it just lights coming on, or did May's new body actually change color when she went active? The latter seems more cool to me, I admit.
Her body and hair definitely changed color.
Dang, I'm envious.
As I commented before, this arc resonates with me personally. I'll turn 64 next month, and I've spent the last decade fighting how my body has been falling apart. I'm 2" shorter than I used to be, due to the discs in my back collapsing, to the point where I can't walk barefoot because my heel hitting the floor causes sciatic and spine pain. But the work has paid off. I took up strength training and triathlon (and now even coach!). I gradually and gently kept increasing my activity as I gradually and gently lost weight (and became a decent cook). A week ago I greatly overused my back, and somehow recovered in a day. A decade ago that level of overuse would have had me in bed and missing work for 4-7 days, and relying on opioids in order to get any sleep for the first couple nights. This time? No drugs at all, not even ibuprofen. I took one day of careful stretching, relaxing and, perhaps, a little self-indulgence. And the next day had a full regular workout, with 90% of my regular results. May stepped from her old, broken body into a new one in moments. It took me a decade. I feel such joy being on this side of the transformation. Good comic!
That's awesome Bob, congratulations on the progress you've made!
Depending on strength of motors and stopping position, the failure of clench.exe could easily be the most terrifying thing I've read this week.
Damn, this is a good look for her! I think she's gonna be just fine.
big tiddy May hits different
Well, the boobs seem to be softening the dysphoria, so to speak.
I hope it's not Microsoft Orifice.
Including Microsoft Turd, Microsoft Expel, Microsoft PowerPuke, Microsoft Abscess, and Microsoft Outhouse.
I can't wait now to get the convention exclusive BodyHub three pack with Old May, New May in transfer wrapping and exclusive to the set Lemon! Available soon!
I don’t know why but I have become unreasonably emotionally invested in this journey for May. I’m glad and impressed that even in her new body that somehow Jeph has managed to draw the essence of her expressions.
I really love the character design for her new body. It really suits her. ☺️
Lemon: How do you feel? May: MOTORBOAT ME I WANNA TRY SOMETHING.
^WIN.
I suppose the most pressing question is: Will her Hell Ass shirt still fit?
If Bear Monster fits Bubbles, then anything will fit May. It will look damn good on her, too!
Weird goblin expressions/manners/speech on a supermodel body is gonna be fun lol
I hope Sven has a large supply of energy drinks, I have the feeling he's going to need them.
She might dump Sven now that she is super hot.
Suddenly reminded of the ol' Trojan horse software Back Orifice, about 20 years back.
Good old "Cult of the Dead Cow".
Orifice management utility. I'd like one of those please lol.
We have one, but it's kinda stuck in automatic mode.
Yeah, that's May all right.
"I feel really NICE, they're all SOFT and HUGE"
[farting noises]
"clench.exe has stopped responding" Oh, how I wish I could just keep hammering the like heart!
I wonder if we're going to get customers at the convenience store hitting on her, because that absolutely happened to a friend of mine who is similarly endowed in retail.
I was under the impression that happens a certain amount to most people in retail. It's just that some people get it a lot more than others, and some people see it very differently than others, Like, I've witnessed someone in retail I had thought was entirely unappealing get hit on. She acted as if he'd been ridiculing her for her appearance. I didn't really know either of them, but I saw him later at the store, looking at her wistfully from behind a clothing rack in the next department over. I don't know that necessarily *everybody* in retail gets it, but I feel confident that she wasn't the only one who got it without realizing it.
Is that supposed to say "big-titted"? Or does she mean that she has been be-titted, like endowed with tits where there were none (figuratively) before?
I read it as "be-titted" as in "I am now endowed."
I was amazed with the change in the hair to May’s standard hair.
It's going to be a real interesting challenge for Jeph to write May in her new body but her established personality. Based on this installment, I'm eager to see what he does next with her character.
I assume she'll undergo a similar shift as Bubbles and Momo
I've only had Tall May for five minutes but if anything were to happen to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Pintsize will install pornographic software on her old body - and no one will be able to tell the difference!
I read that as "office management utility" and I was like oh cool
shit, I did too until I saw clench.exe
I wonder if she's gonna keep her hair like that or if she's gonna cut it
She might able to adjust the length directly.
Methinks Sven is going to have to up his game now.
Good on you, May. She has deserved this
Thank you Jeph for getting right to this without months of Marten, Steve, Emily, Dora, et al. Honestly I am looking forward to Eliot and Clinton's next date though...
Well, I do kinda miss Steve. And cereal. And tunnels under.
Oh god now she is MUCH too powerful, help
Sven is gonna lose his mind
*me seeing this as I get off work* (eeeee!) *me looking again in the parking lot* AAAAAAAAAAAA~
I want to be an AI world Jeph. I love how they have an intoxication app. They can just turn off the drunk, but they have to WANT TO turn off the drunk. I'd love to see how you code inebriation algorithms like that.
With little square bubbles coming off their square speech balloons...
I wonder if she transferred her fart app over...
It may not be compatible with the new system. But I'd bet that the orifice management suite has at least two ways to do something similar.
Original May was about the same height as Lemon, who was a couple inches shorter than Roko. new May is literally a full head taller than Lemon. Roko will have to physically look up to tall May...
Elliot and Bubbles might be the same height as her.
Omg I love it!
I definitely read that as "office management utility", somehow
Me too. Did not make sense. Had to read it several times before it clicked!
tallllll
Wait until she finds out that eventually she stops getting updates for the orifice management utility. Or is that just humans?
And for deep analysis just run sphinct.r
I really hope she popped for the insurance and the extended warranty.
I mean, given her prior experiences, she almost had to, right?
Sven is DOOMED.
But he'll enjoy every second of it.
Huh, May is looking good.
DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!!
aahh!! those eyebrows are so cuuuute
Oh, and Jeph? Inquiring minds want to know: Does her new body have a fancy butt emblem?
Or an emblem anyplace else!
aaaaahhh i love her!!
Gonna take some getting used to...
Completely worth the wait. I love that I can still see May's mannerisms in the new body. You are a heck of an artist, Jeph.
We need a new comic explaining the new May in some detail. To update this one: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3035
I'm glad she got the taller chassis like she originally wanted.
So happy for her! Yay!
I love her gaining color when she comes online
Anybody taking bets on how long before she cuts her hair? Not that there's anything wrong with it the current length (I actually like it), but I can see her getting frustrated with long hair management.
Ok, that's a good look for our horrible blue goblin. :)
I think she's too big to be considered a horrible blue goblin anymore.
Daaaamn May! Looking great! 8D
She’s come a long way from the hologram in the maid uniform, ain’t she.
Which was very orifice deficient.
Clench.exe has stopped responding. XD
Thanks Jeph, May really needed that.
Read that as "office management utility" at first and thought it was a *very* odd thing for May of all people to get excited about.
Same.
Nice, although I liked the darker hair!
Is it wrong that I kinda want a bonus comic explaining just what kinds of controls orifice management software offers?
If it's wrong I don't want to be right.
I.... kinda miss old May. Except for the falling-apartness.
The cross-branding opportunities with buttplug.io. Just saying. When do we see the tuckerization of qDot?
Kind of wondering what direction this arc will go. May is in a new body largely because of Roko's effort. My guess is that May won't suffer any of the body dysmorphia that Roko did. May went from a failing body she hated to an ideal body of her choosing. Roko was walking down the street one minute and woke up in a new body the next. Very different paths. Wondering how all that will affect their relationship, and what the arc ultimately will be. Also, holy synthetic titties batman!
I reckon May will have her own very different issues. For Roko everyone who knew her saw her as the same person but she didn't. People will respond differently to May now even though she will feel she's still herself. I think Jeph has telegraphed a little of Marigold's coming difficulties with May as a drop-dead gorgeous hottie instead of a street urchin. Momo's going to have her hands full refereeing that.
Well. Well. "Find someone to commission porn of tall May" had not been on my list of priorities until just now.
You know you wanted to see more of her with sven in her old body XD
SO glad you didn't bait and switch us back to the Elliott/Clinton storyline before this reveal!
I was almost worried for a moment... May went five whole panels without saying "tits"- and six without cursing!
I love how Lemon is trying to help her adjust mentally, but the fact is that May hated the issues with her old body, which was something which was forced on her, so, weird though the new body may be, it’s something she chose, something she has control over, so she probably feels a lot more more comfortable in this skin than her old.
maslow's hierarchy is kicking in hard here. It's such a relief to take care of the physical needs, any adjustment difficulties may not show up until later.
Thank you Jeph!
tall
I like Tall May!
Boobs...
Enter the May-trix
I love that the palette changed as soon as she was loaded in. I wonder if she has the same kind of chromatophore tech as Roko.
May did something similar when she got her new chassis: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2000 so it might just be that what is shown is kind of a default and can be adjusted as necessary?
May: now with Eyebrows(tm)
iBrows?
Poor Lemon, she's trying so hard and May's just not interested
I think body integration in this case is like going from a Yugo to a Tesla. It's like Winslow - there's no way in heck she's going back.
Odd question though: is she running on her original hardware substrate or was she always okay with moving her software completely between hardware substrates? (Referring to Roko still running her AI on her original hardware substrate after her accident thanks to Law Enforcement's standard AI Drive reinforcement measures)
I'm pretty sure AI Jail is a mainframe somewhere, and she was transferred into and out of it as a data stream. Heck, I think she was residing in Dale's glasses when she was Virtual Girl.
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMRRROW!
I didn't need this. Glad she's here though.
I did.
Looks like Spring came early this year!
Wait till she finds it out it's not just a utility but a full Orifice Productivity Suite!
so is it Orifice 365??
I wonder what happens to her old body.
WHATEVER happens to it, KEEP IT AWAY FROM PINTSIZE!
The world is not prepared.
I hope she's got go-fund-me money left for new clothes! (and fun lingerie)
Some background tasks are worth the cost of running.
Tall May is the breast thing to come into the comic in some time.
*finger guns*
Isn't that generally May's face? Am I wrong?
The eyebrows are the main difference
Tall May!!!!!! (Also I am Concerned about the face she's making in the last panel. on several counts.)
Don't be concerned. That is the Doin' My Kegels face and it is never a bad thing.
She has an orifice manager! They do have that extra add-on software and hardware package available for her now as well!
I'm pretty sure the orifice management program includes management for at least one backdoor. Just sayin'.
Ok...OldMay was cute... but NewMay...WOW
Lol, I could see an oriface driver, but a manager? Oh boy, that's kinda scary.
Is a real fancy body!
I love May’s new design!
BONG Welcome to MayOS 8.6. Extensions loading... <em>braaaaaaaap!</em>
I can only imagine the functions of orifice_management.exe
And how it interfaces with the farting app...
Well, long, tall Sally She's built for speed
Woah, it's gonna take some time for me to adjust lol
I hope she cuts her hair. Long hair doesn't really suit her.
It's Jeph we're talking about. I'm sure he will inevitably have her chop it all off!
Oh damn, May looks goooood. I have this bad feeling tho - hopefully all goes okay
I like the embodied hair color shift
I’ve never been more happy for a character in a comic.
She's a lady! Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a (tall) lady!
She's a brick house.
OH NO SHE'S EXTRA HOT NOW I'M DOOMED.
HHHHHHHHHHHH
Sven is a lucky boy
Sven was a lucky boy already 😁
At the risk of invoking some skeezy old white man vibes, I had become accustomed to her face. Gonna take a while to get used to the new May. Maybe have her start swearin' right quick.
Amazonian May will rule over us all, and I welcome it.
I volunteer as tribute for snusnu sacrifice!
Oh. Wow. Pretty. 0.o
Seconded
So far, so good. And an orifice management utility. Good bye convenience store? Fixed that.
Might want to re-read that utility... ;)
I am caught between envy and pity for Sven...
Yaaaay for Maaay! But why do I feel like she won't take it...Hmm -_-
She'd damn well better. lol
WOAH HOLY SHIT. THIS IS SO GOOD SAUDHUIAS. I HOPE SHE KEEPS THE HAIR SHE LOKOS SO DIFFRENT INA GOOD WAY.
I was just about to comment how jealous of the hair I am...
WOAH.
Oh, oh hello there May! O.o holy hell I'm gay
I mean shit that model is gorgeous to begin with, and now that it's in her specific color shade...
Oh. My. Fuck. Titties.
Booooooobs!!!! 😍
TALL
YaaaaY!!!