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I hope May retains her current colour scheme.
I had the horrible idea that May might lose her temper/self-sabotage at Lemon blocking her progress so badly that she ends up banned from Bodyhub for life and can't ever get a new body. This is the kind of bad thought that I have.
I feel a "I tried to tell you" / RTFM moment coming on.... lorem ipsum indeed XD
Now we have to wait until Sunday? Holding my breath...
Worse than that xD
Just an fyi, your QC server host isnt connecting.
Lemon's a sweetheart, but she's one of the sharper bulbs in the box...
May has switched bodies before. She knows what to expect.
I hope May's body ends up looking close to what it looks now. May is cute because she is tiny yet foul mouthed ...... would not work as well if she were an amazon.
She did tell them TALL with a big rack.
I wonder if May knows Lemon is Melon’s sister.
Not yet. ;)
Sudden head-canon attack: None of Lemon and Melon's 2047 sisters realize it but when their sister Blueberry got hit by a truck and had to replace her body, the discarded body went into the pool for robot jail parolees. That's what Mae is now wearing. If Mae ever find that out, expect incandescent swearing at a volume never before heard.
Headcanon accepted!
Hoping for a joke about the new body not being a fighter jet.
LOREM IPSUM!
So what happens to May's current body? Turned back in to the parole board? Donated to a bodyless AIs charity? Stripped for parts? Kinky 2.5-ways with Sven?
No matter what, keep it from pintsize.
Does she still have that Signature from Punchbot?
Makes me think of what Marten's mom uses for a coat hanger.
At first I thought that said, “Lemon ipsum”.
Hell Ass tshirt plz
I'm off to write an erotic fanfic titled "Lemon, sweetie, honey, darling, baby."
There will be lots of lemony narration
LEMON Ipsum....
This is *such* a Friday comic, I don't wanna wait until Monday to know if she actually makes it into the body... still low-key worried she's gonna get errored out of a transfer bc of parole or whatever.
my current fear. If they tell her that I fear for Lemon, and the store...
Did Momo have to go through all this when she did the body transfer?
Perhaps it would have been a good idea https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2000
AI don't have to breath to scream. The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA goes on forever.
Correction... needs charging cable.
Wait, hold on, is May’s body the same model as lemon/melon?
Maybe Similar specs (visible joint seems), probably less falling-appart-constantly
Wow, that’s the nicest I’ve seen May... ever. This whole “people helping her” has really changed her attitude.
Dale started it, and it's only been uphil from there
Quick thought: Did she budget for new clothes?
As per yesterday's update, she'll just walk out yelling 'Bring me the fuck boy!' wearing nothing but the body's shipping plastic wrap.
Terrible robots, counselled with enthusiasm!
Literally every experience I've ever had buying something at a retail location. "Do you have any questions? Yes, how hard do I have to punch you to leave me alone?"
Unfortunately, even if you had the money, there's no amount you could pay them to get around it, either. The only money option to get around it seems to be to pay someone else to endure it for you. You know, "Job offer: I'm looking for someone exactly my size to buy clothing for me." ... "Awesome, you're hired. Now, keep in mind, whenever I gain or lose weight, you need to gain or lose the same amount of weight in the exact same areas or you're fired."
I literally burst out laughing at this strip. My Discord channel all made fun of me. Well done!
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, AI-personality version.
is the "Lorem Ipsum" a joke that went over my head or did jeph forget to change it?
I had the same question, then thought it should have reas 'Lemon Ipsum' given today's comic.
Wow, Lemon.. when did we first meet her again?
When Roko met Crushbot.
This reminds me of reading one of those recipes where they pad shit out with their life story or how they learned how to make this from their great aunt back in Italy and CAN YOU SHUT UP AND JUST GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN PEPOSO RECIPE ALREADY HELL ASS Huh, now I know why she's wearing that shirt.
For a brief second I conflated Lemon with Melon and was like “how the hell is this her job?
Melon's job is to be covered in bugs, while in the fetal position, and scream for 8 hours a day. That and podcasting!
LEMON NO.
More like Lemon Ipsum amirite?
they're right.
In classical Latin, that would be "corpus mechanicum" but there could be any sort of reason for "corpus mechanica" to be the term or for Lemon to be getting it wrong.
Glad I'm not the only one balking at that. Although I admit I had to look it up to confirm corpus is neuter, third declension is weird.
Lemon, sweetie, I know you're just trying to help, but May spent a significant time completely unbodied!
My money is on Lemon!
https://youtu.be/qd2hX721Wjg
aaaaaAAAAA
3rd panel May is the trans experience dealing with GICs
LEMON! To paraphrase Time Bandits: Oh, Lemon... Dear Lemon, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Awww, robots are people too
Better a corpus mechanica than a corpus dilecti, I suppose....
Or corpus dactilum (Pintsize had one briefly)
Lorem Ipsum made me laugh far more than the comic.
HI LEMON
Hi Lemon!
Typo: 'disorented' -> 'disoriented'
NO! Jeph you monster! You’re making us wait until next week!!!
May is channeling all of us now hahaha
Didja mean to leave Lorem Ipsum as the bottom text?
Yeah, surely it should read "Lemon Ipsum."
I love this exchange so much <3
Thanks to what May says in the 3rd panel...I now hear a heavy Brooklyn accent
"Sweetie. Honey. Baby darling." seems almost like a quote, but nothing useful comes up when I search for it.
I hope she adapts to her new body better than Roko did.
Might make for a neat juxtaposition, as well as a new little hook for a Roko-focused arc.
Melon will sing backup
As Darth Vader once said... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We know this is at least her second or third body, right? She's been through all this before.
I got the impression her forms had been non-physical before this one.
Were gonna have to wait till next week for the new body! Damn you, Jacques!
We knew he was gonna have a cliff hanger, right? I mean we KNEW that.
Lorem ipsum
Kinda wondered when we'd see her again. Maybe she should pop out and say "hi" to Roko.
The two most different individuals
aaaaaaaAAAAAAA
Oh that's a big mood
Lemon, get poor May moved over, stat!
me watching youtube tutorials
*eye twitch*
Has May met Melon yet?
Has Melon met Lemon?!
may is us as well as herself
She SCREAM!
May NO
May YESSSS