Just Imagine It
dick stuff
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As a guy, I’ve always found that trusting my boner is a good way to find out what i’m into. Guys? Nope. Girls? Yep. Maid Marion? Double yep.
which Maid Marion? Bernadette O'Farrell, Patricia Driscoll, Judi Trott, Kate Lonergan, Uma Thurman, Olivia de Havilland, Joan Rice, Sarah Branch, Gay Hamilton, Anna Galvin, Kate Moss, Lucy Griffiths, Christie Laing, Sabrina Bartlett, Enid Bennett, Audrey Hepburn, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Amy Yasbeck, Cate Blanchett, Eve Hewson?
The comic title is "Just Imagine It" but we don't have to, we already know that shirtless Elliot is exactly the right mix of "soft cuddly boy" and "beefcake": https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3438
I just realised this hypothetical scenario is probably going to be an option for the next bonus comic
It better be
I mean, that's a convincing argument...
Haha Clinton blushing is cute.
an embarrassed Clinton could blend in with a field of tomatoes.
Pintsize is just the best
His face is nearly as red as his hair
My life would probably have been simpler if someone had tried this exercise with me before I knew I was bi.
And, come to think of it, that's basically how I realized it. I was like, "Oh, that feeling I get when I'm around some people... that's attraction. That's what that is." lol
Ok so, this is weird. This is the current comic, right? I’m using the Patreon app, and when I swipe left, there is the next one? Can somebody confirm?
Main site is still on Monday's comic, can confirm delay.
Talk lewd like that anybody'd get flustered
I feel like every QC comic has Pintsize just off-screen, ready to pop in for the last panel.
I'm glad to be seeing more of him. Looking forward to that continuing
Clinton not even realizing he might be attracted to guys until imagining being physical with an attactive male friend is pretty much exactly my life, are you spying on me, Jeph?
Well, I didnt *realize* it until after I was nearly 40, and was already married with two kids... So I'm gonna guess it's a more common thing than many might think
Thanks, Jeph. The last panel put a song in my head. Thats gonna be stuck in my head for far too long. Damn you, Lonely Island! (Someone else gets it, I'm sure)
*a long time later* Claire... and anyway, that's all I had. But don't worry, I have consulted an expert who is even more well versed in the art of romance. Jimbo: Well, now, I want you to picture him naked standing on the hood of a BITCHIN' truck with a honkin' big air horn... Clinton: HNNNNNNG
Marigold: Then both their dongs touched and it was very sexy
This is the big-sisterly conversation that he never, ever wanted to have.
[isaac wood voice] leave Pintsize out of this
was waiting for the steam to escape from Clinton's red neck! Claire is very convincing and applaud her for her (eventual) sensitivity. Maybe we'll get more insight into Claire's head this way too.
bet it won't smell of pine coolant...
As someone who’s going through something similar to Claire I found this very validating thank you. Also page 1 definitely got me a little hot under the collar.
I like 2nd page 3rd panel Clinton 😛
Weirdly this was the exact opposite of how I figured out I'm into dudes. Clinton's much more my type than Elliot is, so years testing my dudeometer on guys with thick arms and giant pecs did basically nothing.
I can well remember as a teen seeing this guy once in a convenience, shirtless, not a hulking body, just a bit toned and feeling an attraction instantly. It was a revelation but it stunned me and I had to fall back, so to speak, and regroup to realize I was bi.
This is straight up how people find out how they are bisexual. I feel like this is such a damn call out post for all of us bisexuals. This is bisexual bullying, Jeph! /s
I can attest to this
we don't need no dick stuff let our Clinton's whole face burn. Burn Clinton's whole face. Burn.
Any minute now... my ship is coming in
Claire has written at least one romance novel and should seek a publisher NOW.
I suggest talk to Thai
It's like the trial of the Gom Jabbar, but for your sexuality, and Clinton is definitely the Bisatz Haderection.
🙋🏻♂️I’d like to see some dick stuff.
“About how long does acceptance usually take” aw Clinton
Holy SHIT. N I C E.
I like how Claire has gone from "too much squee to be helpful" at the end of the last comic, to spending 5 panels being helpful, to now shutting down Pintsize for being unhelpful. (Although I admit that Pintsize has a point too.)
And two more strips to go this week!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😁
I'll be in my bunk.
Cool, Claire. Now you can test if he's bi by doing the same sort of description with Brun.
jeph im stuck in quarantine this isnt fair 😭😭
The ship has hit a sandbar and is taking on water.
Yeah, shut up Pintisze. I want to hear more of Claire's hypotheticals
I hate how much I now want a romance novel featuring Elliot and Clinton. Thanks, Jeph.
I think if she had said one more word his face and hair would have matched.
Clinton is so adorable in this page~
This ship's settin' sail!
Devil's advocate, but at least in the first half it could've been uncomfortableness because it's his sister talking about this stuff.
**Y I K E S**
He was fine with the burrito stuff earlier!
Jeph, Good job on making your readers realise if they are higher than a one on the kinsey scale :D
Huh. Well, I’ll be damned. 😆
I'm so happy.
Look. A stopped Pimtsize is right twice a day
Kinda weird giving your brother a boner, but whatever works, amirite?
OK, that was some Perfect Pintsize Prose!
At that moment Clinton again thought of the hamster eating a banana.
Pintsize cutting right to the point as usual
Clinton is leveling up.
Poor Clinton. 😂
Ahem.... *just starts screaming* Finally.
On my first read, I thought Claire was being a bit sadistic. Rereading it though, I realize that being into guys herself she's just being helpful. Poor Clinton...
She is very good at this.
Do they make tape that works on the mouths of bots like Pintsize? Asking for Claire.
Clinton, just let Pintsize show you some porn.
Laughing so hard! Also a wonderful way to know that I am definitely not into guys. Lol
This is pretty much exactly how I figured out I was definitely into dudes! I just imaged if one was into me and got suuper flustered!
Lol fan fic come to life
This is basically how me roleplaying a lot led to me being into like every part of the spectrum because scenarios like this would pop up so detailed and it's like 'well of COURSE I'm into that.'
Same.
Pintsize is right, get to the dick stuff Claire!
This is making my heart explode.
Claire needs to team fanfic with Marigold. Mar has the pop culture know how and Claire has descriptive mastery. I smell a best seller with movie potential!
Add Hanners for businesses acumen and Cayman Island tax loophole deception, the girls can’t be stopped.
Butts.
I'm pretty sure Elliot would tear Clinton in half *wink emote*
I misread that as "*twink emote*" and I've officially died
Don't threaten me with a good time.
I'm a scholar and a gentleman and I usually don't fall when I try to stand.
God I'm so glad someone reminded me I'm into dudes
When talking about guys boning, I think that might be as tactful as Pintsize is capable of. In other news, Claire has obviously been thinking about this way too much
The show comes after the tell, right Jeph? Because damn.
hey claire any chance you could start writing for slipshine
She's thought about this a lot :-)
I mean, wouldn't you? Elliot is a sweet natured handsome teddy bear.
I'm just here to watch the comments roll in.... 🍿🍿😎
the ship is landing!!!! the ship is landing!!! *heavy breathing*
I’m thinking more so docking.....but same idea. 🤣
Double page! Dang.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
😏😏😏
Yeah Clinton, stop being such a wiener about it
I'm sure Claire's heart is in the right place, but poor Clinton is about to hyperventilate.
I think he's gonna pull a Forrest Gump in Jenny's dorm room!
and off he goes
Pintsize is spot-on here
*FWEEEEEE*
came here for this post, was not disappointed. A+++ would buy again
Aaaand there we go
*snk* Dick stuff. 🤣
Seems Clinton has learned something about himself today.
what's the patreon tier for dick stuff
Figured this would be asked. If it wasn’t, I would have. Y’all my people. 🤘🏼
Ladies and gentlemen... we got ‘im.
I mean. He's not *wrong*. Ew. Saying that about Pintsize doesn't feel right.
Pintsize is somewhere between the tropes of “stopped clock is right twice a day” and “the dumbass has a point.” Any higher, and he’s at Melon’s lawyer bunny/idiot savant level.
Why do I get the feeling that Claire has been writing fanfiction on the side?
I want to read it! 😂
I, too, melt at the thought of getting handsy with Elliot
Poor boy is about to pass out.
That some damn fine imagery right there.