Shit Hits The Fan
he's not wrong
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Heh. I’ve missed that little bastard.
“In case of emergencies” and “strippers”. Yup, sounds about right for him. lol
"Emergency Strippers" is the name of my next metal band.
no, no, he's right.
Long ago, there was a strip where Pintsize fetches money and someone (Bubbles?) asked why it was wet. Why the money was wet was never addressed. This strip ends this long standing mystery.
I thought it was #3462, but that one just mentioned "Canadian Tire" money (in exchange for a fabricated giant penis for Pintsize). There must be another pintsize-providing-money strip somewhere.
Strippers in Canada definitely accept USD by the by.
I know it's been stated a couple times the general area, but I always picture them living IN Canada.
i’m glad i’m not the only one that does that!
Wait... so was Pintsize the one giving the money, or getting the money....?
He is the one with the money now...
It's Canadian *because* it's waterproof!
also Canada uses polymer notes don't they? so they're waterproof
Now I want to know exactly what kind of "emergency" Pintisze prepares for
As curious as I am as well.... Do we really want to know? And how much will we regret knowing once we know?
This just sounds looney.
But a sock full of loonies doubles as a self-defense weapon.
Tonight at Joe's Landing Strip, your Canadian money on-par with USD!
If Jeph ran a fundraiser for May from his patrons, she'd be a hypersonic stealth fighter jet by the end of the first day...
or The Ship Who Sang, if she can carry a tune.
Which fan did the shit hit? I'm a fan and it missed me.
There's a little bit of Pintsize in all of us males. Fortunately, most of us keep it suppressed. Most of the time, anyway.
"pintsize" is a very ... atypical name for that little bit, though
Is it just me or have Faye's boobs grown since last week?
It's like they remain the same size in projection regardless of how far away from the camera she is
Why is it green, wait, it that a stack of twenties? How much did he give?
From the size of the stack, I'd say it's at least $500.
was that a sneak reference to the fact that Canadian bills are plastic, and therefore waterproof :)
Still reppin that Mogwai poster all these years later...
Ive wondered, is that a real poster? Or is it a fictitional one for that album for copywrite reasons?
You totally throw coins at strippers in Alberta. It’s the result of distancing rules. It’s really fucked up, they come around with a magnet at the end and pick them up. You often play games for magnets and posters. It’s real gross.
I've read horror stories of people injured by those or worse burned by asshats who use a lighter to heat up the coins before throwing them
Two things, 1tank water is clean and 2 pintsize tips sexworkers and that is *chef's kiss* good praxis
Tipping them with 20's since that's green Canadian money.
They may laugh now, but one day there'll be a Canadian stripper toilet emergency, and who will have all the power then?
My question is, why is he going to Canada to see strippers?
Because us Canadians have the best strippers, obviously.
Return of "Teh" shirt!!
Since it's Pintsize I'll just assume it's Canadian Tire money...
That's just what I was thinking.
Long time, no see, Pintsize!
It's all green, why does he only have 20s for strippers? Should have some 5s and 10s in there too
You put the big bills on the outside, so they think you're a high roller.
For only $5, you get to pet Cosmo.
I dunno about you but I feel like that would raise hundreds of dollars within minutes
Other sources: The tip jar at CoD. Union Robotics could put out a jar Secret Bakery Horrible Revelation Smif College, AI studies office.
I mean, Canadian $ WILL survive water for that long so makes sense to me
I spritz my money with alcohol when paying for something; waterproof and sanitary
Give us your money All that you got Just fork it on Over Or some pockets will get Shot
Every $14.72 helps!
Part of me wants to know what Pintsize does when we aren't looking This part of me is the same part that would like to read the Necronomicon
I keep that part of me locked in a small room, with 5 locks on the door. That part of me is NEVER allowed out to play.
I'd donate to the fund if I lived in that world.
Just pretend that's what this Patreon is for :)
“That just raises further questions!”
You don’t wanna know what some Canadian strippers do with a fiver. 😱
Well, good thing it's Canadian money if he's keeping it in the toilet tank. Canadian money is made out of plastic, after all.
Just don't give them toonies; I won't do that again!
Is it toonie? Somehow I always thought it was twonie
I got worried about the title but things turned out ok
You really can't argue with that logic...