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July 9, 2020

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MrFrenchFries · July 11, 2020

I never put politics aside...but if I ever had to ...it would be to say how I avoided Patreon for a long time (I would go broke buying comics if I let myself), but I put my money where your decent human (socialist) mouth is. Whoops guess I couldn’t put politics aside. 🤷‍♂️

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Lightsabr2 · July 10, 2020

Though I suspect it's tougher to push legislation than to write a benevolent check.

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MysteryCow218 · July 10, 2020

Just a heads up, the image on the website is the typo version.

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Jere · July 10, 2020

I blame that on the PDF format :D

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Nicholas A Wagner · July 10, 2020

Why am I hearing Nelson voiced by Kryten from red dwarf?

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Jonah Hillman · July 10, 2020

ROBOCARE FOR ALL

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William Burns · July 10, 2020

Union Robotics on track to enter the Fortune 500. Bubbles will be the most menacing and yet huggable CFO. As for Fae... we already had Jack Welch.

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GreenThreads · July 9, 2020

Wait, won’t this mean a large loss of business for Faye and Bubbles? Or will it just change the name on the check?

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tamtheotter · July 9, 2020

Probably just the name on the check.

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Bryan Austin · July 9, 2020

Oh no. There are lots of AIs with high end bodies in this world. Kinda worried where you're going with this Jeph. 😟

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Bryan Freehan · July 9, 2020

In the ideal, I don't expect he's going anywhere worse than what the ideal of universal healthcare is in the real world. What'll happen, though, could still be terrifying.

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Nicholas Sturm · July 9, 2020

Yay vs John Ellicott-Chatham vs Union Robotics....

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Matt Grayson · July 9, 2020

I think they’re all on the same side.

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Brooke Vibber · July 9, 2020

Exciting times!!!!

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · July 9, 2020

It occurs to me that this could be a very bad thing for Union Robotics.

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Ashley Thomas · July 10, 2020

not if they are used similarly to a health care provider and then are being paid by a system to work on any ai in need.

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David Pipes · July 9, 2020

Chathamcare!

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Don · July 9, 2020

now i'm wondering how far in the future is this set where pdfs are that far behind

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Mark · July 10, 2020

Parallel universe rather than the future.

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Timothy Mann · July 9, 2020

I wonder what this bodes for a certain fledgling AI chassis repair shop?

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Mark · July 9, 2020

Why shouldn't Union Robotics became a certified care provider?

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Tina Pegar · July 9, 2020

Way to go hooking the oil tanker, but hope they can get May a better body before they move that far forward. poor May.

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Randall Norman Pick · July 9, 2020

It isn't bad to be the pebble that starts the avalanche, Roko

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Paul Hodges · July 9, 2020

I gotta ask... How does Beeps smell? "Pretty great, she showers every morning with that -" No. I mean... where did they put her olfactory sensors?

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Eser Gokalp · July 9, 2020

Wherever air could pass, I suppose... maybe the neck joint, or something hidden by her hair? Idk @~@

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Zach Elwyn · July 9, 2020

I would have thought the speech bubbles would be round, or maybe something novel, since this was an AI quoting a meat-person.

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Gabriel Burns · July 9, 2020

Roko doesn't do voices

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scy · July 9, 2020

I absolutely love the “I propose– holy shit–”. For me, this was perfectly creating tension.

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Scøtt Jeisman · July 9, 2020

This is absolutely a setup so you can eventually change what your AI characters look like on a whim, right? I'm calling it now!

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Roger Parish · July 9, 2020

Also in the first panel: "then an emulator to run TO software" should be "THE software".

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Jan Szejko · July 9, 2020

Also "We wre" in the last panel. Must've been a bad day for Jeph.

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Jessi Lloyd · July 9, 2020

someone probably already mentioned it, but there's a typo in the last panel: "wre" instead of "were"

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Milo · July 9, 2020

Hmm that is relatively sad because you DON'T have health care for the humans...

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Reyn Goldfur · July 9, 2020

IDK, we've seen the QC cast go in and out of hospitals and doctor's offices and never make any mention of paying for it up-front - maybe the QC-verse already includes socialized health care for the humans and the AI rights are just lagging behind, as ever?\

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Chris Crowther · July 9, 2020

The number of people flipping out at the idea of universal care for all is kind of hilarious. In a depressing sort of way.

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Jan Gampe · July 9, 2020

And while they are struggling with the oil tanker, May is still stuck with her ever falling apart body. I totally accept the reasoning, but we're leaving May here.

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Reyn Goldfur · July 9, 2020

This is Hannelore's dad we're talking about. His approach to any problem is likely to try and re-write the way the rules work.

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Jonathan Burne · July 9, 2020

"Fully socialized body care for all AI." Coming soon everywhere, USA excepted.

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jimbo · July 9, 2020

Jeph is fixing all the ailments and injustices of the world though it may take a while

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Bagge · July 9, 2020

It means there will be no new body for May anytime soon. Still, a lot of good might come from this.

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Joseph Bonnar · July 9, 2020

Go, John Elicott-Chatham!

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Sarah Ellis · July 9, 2020

How soon until we get to see Roko in a really smart suit testifying before Congress?

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Aqua Allison · July 9, 2020

...welp. This is gonna...tank Faye's business won't it. Or force her to get super organized and shit.

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Lev Vaesinis · July 9, 2020

Or provider her with more customers because someone needs to do the subsidized repairs, so now bots who couldn't afford it can hire her for work.

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MrFrenchFries · July 9, 2020

I recall that AI are “born” ...differently, but can’t recall the specifics. I look to forward to revisiting this and to more comics about how ‘fuck you if you’re poor’ is still not a sustainable strategy. 👍

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The Secret Sponsor · July 9, 2020

Everyone's talking about the logistics of how this would work, but I'm over here just thinking that this will get Winslow some brownie points with Roko.

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Kevin Symonds · July 9, 2020

Good point! :)

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I am the captian now · July 9, 2020

I'm a blue collar kinda guy, I dont know what half of this means but I under stand what Roko said in that last panel so its gotta be good. I'm happy for her.

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Thisguy · July 9, 2020

Well, as has been stated, May is a niche case in a niche case. And some A.Is are very attached to their bodies, so free repairs for everyone would be better suited for everyone in the long run. And if a beater body breaks down too much, someone is going to introduce the option of replacing rather than repairing.

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Andrew Mitchell · July 9, 2020

Why does that response not surprise me?

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Evgeniy Semyonov · July 9, 2020

Seeing so many libertarians in the comments is hurting my brain. Living in aggressive denial of the reality that is already standard for all the citizens of all the developed countries in our world is probably very straining? And trying to push this worldview in the comments to obviously left-leaning comic? Astounding. Also, all proponents of Invisible Hand are very pleased when this Hand is forced to give them handjobs by the government. Like when A*n R*nd Institute is getting government payout. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-ppp-ayn-rand/in-sign-of-the-times-ayn-rand-institute-approved-for-ppp-loan-idUSKBN248026

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James Dore · July 9, 2020

I propose “Libertardians” as the descriptor.

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Lisa · July 9, 2020

I like how Roko stares directly at the camera in the final panel. It makes her stare feel really intense. (Also yay! This will be fun, and I'm looking forward to seeing where it goes.)

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Jax · July 9, 2020

Can't wait to see how the government fucks up Rokocare.

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Smazzie · July 9, 2020

Looking forward to the Pintsize is a republican arc

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Evgeniy Semyonov · July 9, 2020

Nah, he's an established socialist: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=832

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Michael Schmidt · July 9, 2020

I guess, as robots, they might have more use for the products of an oil tanker than of a tuna.

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Nimue Murphy · July 9, 2020

These are the hopeful feels I needed today 💜

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Hugh Eckert · July 9, 2020

Same. Wish I could like it more than once.

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Hugh Eckert · July 9, 2020

"Trouble rather the tiger in his lair than the sage amongst his books. For to you Kingdoms and their armies are things mighty and enduring, but to him they are but toys of the moment, to be overturned by the flicking of a finger... "

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Ronald Burdick · July 9, 2020

also, Jeph, you misspelled were, in panel 6.. by roko, you spelled it wre instead.

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Nicholas A Wagner · July 9, 2020

Oh great, our achievable goal is being replaced by a huge unobtainable one, thanks

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Noodle Puppet · July 9, 2020

Ummmm why are so many people freaking about the "logistics" of how this would work? Are people forgetting that this is a comic? And that it's not set in OUR universe? 😆

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Thisguy · July 9, 2020

And also, this sort of thing already exists in our universe.

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Erin Moriarty · July 9, 2020

Ok but seriously why did this make my eyes wet?

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Brooks Moses · July 9, 2020

So the thing about catching an oil tanker when you're fishing for tuna is that, most of the time, the oil tanker just keeps going and takes your line away without even noticing you. This is the next step up from when May was wanting a new body and Roko decided to solve the more general problem for all ex-convict AIs with the result that May isn't getting a new body any time soon. Maybe this will solve the problem Roko was working on, and maybe it won't, but either way it is likely to take even longer that it was already going to.

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Gary Sumners · July 9, 2020

"emulator to run to software"?

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Dolan · July 9, 2020

Presumably the QCverse doesn't have regular operating systems. So a virtual machine to run Adobe on Windows, and maybe another bit of software to run a virtual machine that can run VMware or similar in the first place?

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Matthew · July 9, 2020

Almost ridiculous that this made me a little teary.

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Bonnie Fiddis · July 9, 2020

Robocialism works

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James Dore · July 9, 2020

“rocialism”surely?

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NinjaZaku · July 9, 2020

Side note: we're about to find out how many people who follow this comic don't like socialized anything because they're gonna get real mad at this page

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Tim Eldred · July 9, 2020

Eh, they'll just go cry in the comments section of LICD. This comic seems to draw a pretty progressive crowd.

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NinjaZaku · July 9, 2020

And once again i find myself wishing i lived in the QC universe

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Brad Kirkwood · July 9, 2020

I live in australia, we have socialized health care so i already do (apart from the lack of robots *sadface*)

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Alita.Accord · July 9, 2020

*Sigh* *Facepalm* Really?

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Pejo · July 9, 2020

Imagine spending actual money on a comic just so you can tell everyone in the comments how much you don't like it.

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Mike · July 9, 2020

One sure way to make sure no AI has a substandard body is to lower the standards....

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KingAtticus · July 9, 2020

That depends on whose standards are being lowered. Plenty of AI will get the body maintenance they need and those who are fortunate to obtain higher quality parts or repairs won’t need to participate in it, although it’s fair to assume many may do so if the status quo is less than pleasant even under the most ideal circumstances. The needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few

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Sandrock · July 9, 2020

He clearly knows to fear the robot proletariat and to not give them cause to revolt

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Andrew Tate · July 9, 2020

Did they just put Faye & Bubbles out of business, or make them future presidents? I can't tell.

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Amanda · July 9, 2020

Body mod and plastic surgeon queens? If repairs aren’t needed anymore they’d be able to do upgrades (and butt implants). Though... it would actually probably make them crazy wealthy because they’d be able to fix everyone and have it be affordable - paid for by insurance, maybe? Hmm...

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Ngrasta · July 9, 2020

Shit just got real. 'o.o

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z · July 9, 2020

... Okay... Unless you have Magical Pixie Dust Generators, you're going into SO MANY PROBLEMS. Not the least of which is that SOMEBODY has to be paying the freight. Somebody has to make the bodies, somebody has to ship the bodies, somebody has to build the spare parts. Somebody has to build the equipment to carry the spare parts. There are thousands upon thousands upon thousands of things that have to be figured out and built-and no one person, or one AI can do them all. No one person knows how to *make a pencil*. https://fee.org/resources/i-pencil/?fbclid=IwAR0czjZfVR_cTzekq38NNrbxixx5MGyCTNdLGYbLMDUe7G0TPMsp42Oc-qc

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Joe · July 9, 2020

nah. just pass a law. that makes it so, right??

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Peaceful Cat · July 9, 2020

hell yeah, thanks space dad! edit: does this make space dad the one good billionaire

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Cliff · July 9, 2020

It's, like, a metaphor for... for... um, for what, exactly? /sarcasm

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MikeT · July 9, 2020

Robot dad does not fuck around. Also, Tilly may have cried.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · July 9, 2020

mario_kart_luigi_falling_off_edge_of_track.mp3

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Thisguy · July 9, 2020

So... basically, better healthcare than current humans in the US. I can’t see the government going for it.

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Emma Humphries · July 9, 2020

How many femtoseconds would Trump survive in this world?

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Dave, Duke of Fridges · July 9, 2020

oh my god

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Julie Scott · July 9, 2020

Interesting twist!

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Mladen · July 9, 2020

I love that good things keep happening in your story. Please keep it up! I don't think I could handle a tragic twist right now.

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Dave Van Domelen · July 9, 2020

Aside: I used to run a piece of Scantron hardware using a VMware program run on an emulator that was abandonware for Windows95, so would need to be run on another emulator if that machine ever broke down.

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Jeremy Jorgensen · July 9, 2020

At work we were about there. We tried to virtualize a VAX box but it needed it's own blade running Windows which ran the emulator. Spent all that money on a fancy high-end blade, tons of RAM and processor AND... it ran at about 5% the speed of the current 20+ year old hardware. Management was not happy. Pretty sure we got all our money back at the very least.

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Andrew · July 9, 2020

I feel like this needs a whale analogy. For reasons. Harpoon reasons.

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Michael Boettger · July 9, 2020

Sure you want to go there? Brun still has the harpoon. And she's anti whaling.

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Dave Van Domelen · July 9, 2020

Guessing Bubbles will get to figure out the new paperwork for the shop.

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Snowspells · July 9, 2020

Head's up, "...to run to software."

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Dracon Atrox · July 9, 2020

My first thought was: this will either be very good, or VERY BAD for Faye and Bubbles' business.

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Alita.Accord · July 9, 2020

Bad IRL. Probably good in this comic, tho. Narrative pushing intensifies.

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R L · July 9, 2020

I mean. He's AI Dad. He's at least acting the part.

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J.R. Murdock · July 9, 2020

We wre? Is that an acronym for Universal AI Healthcare?

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Jeremy Jorgensen · July 9, 2020

No, misspelled for the sound of an ambulance. WE-WOO WE-WOO

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Tamara Macadam · July 9, 2020

wait a minute this is a friday cliffhanger YOU BASTARD

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Joseph Bonnar · July 9, 2020

You're right. DARN YOU, JEPH!

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Joshua Brumley · July 9, 2020

Socialized, huh? That's going a hot potato.

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Chaoscodex199 · July 9, 2020

Holy... Oh my gods, this is one hell of an arc. Like, seriously.

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Andrew · July 9, 2020

That’s no arc... it’s a space station...

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Sean Kau · July 9, 2020

I like this story arc. What year is this exactly?

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Some Ed · July 9, 2020

I think it isn't exactly, exactly for this sort of reason.

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Michael Boettger · July 9, 2020

So we go from helping May to providing all AI with mandated health care. Nice! Now they need to go to CoD and order tea. And maybe a hug for Hanners.

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Simon Green · July 9, 2020

And remember kids, you can tune a robot body, but you can't tuna fish.

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Miyaa · July 9, 2020

No. Go into the timeout corner, for two minutes.

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Samantha Yeaman · July 9, 2020

Mr Ellicott-Chatham being pro-social-welfare makes me so happy. I can't wait for this to progress.

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Alita.Accord · July 9, 2020

*puke* He COULD just make a trust fund for disenfranchised AI's and save the economy and tax wrecking legislative lobbying for a world pandemic.

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Max D S · July 9, 2020

Why did my brain immediately go to Pintsize sounding an "oil tanker" fog horn with ass cheeks? Help!

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Eldritch Insights · July 9, 2020

Good first step. Now we just expand that out to all people everywhere.

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Daniel Burnett · July 9, 2020

Oh dip

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pfreya · July 9, 2020

YES 😍

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orangejuicenut · July 9, 2020

HOLY SHIT THE HEALTHCARE METAPHOR

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markchd · July 9, 2020

VERY this

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · July 9, 2020

Whoa. Dial that one up to eleven!

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Matthew Bernal · July 9, 2020

Just a heads up, typo at the end where it should say 'were'

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Simon Green · July 9, 2020

and one in the first panel, 'an emulator to run to software'

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Nic A · July 9, 2020

Missed an e in "We were" in the last panel

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Fluffy · July 9, 2020

I'd say a better comparison is trying to catch a bass and hooking a blue whale.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · July 9, 2020

Nah, that answer would just set off the klaxon.

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Tamara Macadam · July 9, 2020

i *cackled* as i read this, holy shit i love it