Getting Hammered
do not give a monkey a hammer
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Oh I've known the tyranny of hair for many years. (Of course, it's been worse lately...) Go Emily!
Different types of inebriation definitely inspire different types of bad decisions. That said, there's a lot of room for some overlap. Just from what I observed in college, it appeared that alcohol had a higher chance of inspiring destructive bad decisions than weed, even after reducing the samples to just those bad decisions of people who consumed both at various points. There are also, of course, lots of studies that show this sort of thing. I seem to recall seeing (an older) study compare alcohol inebriation to PCP inebriation, and that decidedly showed that PCP tended towards more destructiveness, which led to the US military cancelling their super soldier research.
Every time there's a party, Emily's hair gets shorter. Next time it's a buzz-cut!
At first, I'm like "no! Not the hair!" and then I'm like, "Huh. That's actually kind of hot."
Tai’s access to intoxicants (and tools) has to be strictly monitored at all times.
Actually, I think it would make more sense to limit Tai's access to research animals instead... or all animals
Uhhh, the timeline seems to have gone screwy, there's no way faye and bubbles did so much including super serious chats of two major kinds and after snuggles and came back and the others are still going at it. Unless this is a weekend bender, which I guess the coffee shop is probably closed anyway if we want to go towards reality so...
We've gone slightly back in time to see what's been happening at the coffee shop while all the stuff with Faye, Bubbles and Yay was going on.
Can an illustration of Tai's point here please please PLEASE be this month's bonus comic?
given the Infinite Monkey theorem, the monkey will eventually destroy the world (or build a house, I'm not sure which)
Are these cute idiots all still at it?
I'm not sure we have ever seen Emily regret anything
I stand corrected https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2540
If You Give a Monkey a Hammer- next book in the series including such gems as If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.
I didn't know I needed this until you said it!
If you give a monkey a hammer, it's gonna want some PCP to go with it...
ouch. I see what you did there.
If you give 1000 monkeys tools and materials, eventually they will build the Empire State Building. There’s actually a higher chance of them doing that then your standard contractor.
wonder if you gave them the drugs too, would it help or hurt?? I used to have a foreman who would skip work for a few days or a week whenever he scored. didn't like him much - we all had to pull his weight while he was flaking off.
Marmosets on percocets and then all bets are off.
Emily seems to have a trend of cutting her hair when intoxicated.. I wonder how she ever grew it out as long as it originally was in the first place!
Some have sobriety chips, she has.....hair.
She is, of course, speaking from experience.
"You give a gun to a monkey. And then you let him into Charlton Heston's house. And then you lock the doors and film it though the window."
I hope the drug propaganda dies down, so we can get quality comics back...
Drug... propaganda?
So how many monkeys with hammers does it take to hammer out Shakespeare?
Depends on if Shakespeare is running away so they need to catch him before they hammer him.
I literally just laughed out loud.
I think Tai is right that weed decisions are very different than drunk but I was also a MENACE when I drank so I might be an outlier. Would not recommend giving me or a monkey a hammer and any kind of drugs tho.
Please tell me this was a real convo
Wolverines on amphetamines.
The lesser-known fifth horseman of the apocalypse was a wolverine on amphetamines
Oh no, now there are two Doras
Actually I think they'll be easier to tell apart, now.
Yeah.... team Hanners. SO very much team Hanners.
Marmoset there'd be days like this. There'd be days like this, marmoset.
That pun was *prime*, eh-t?
There is a adage: Do not taunt the dynamite monkey. Tai has formulated a proper analogy to this.
Jeph saw the comments from people who couldn't tell Dora and Emily apart and was all, "Haha, just you wait".
Based on this comic alone, Emily is paler, taller, has nicer shorts, and better posture.
Jeph, why you give me so many bad ideas?!?
Weed ideas aren't like drunk decisions. They are orders of magnitude worse. You wouldn't do your Differential Equations homework drunk; you would think it's a great idea to do them stoned.
Some of my friends used to speak of some guy who would show up to all classes completely stoned. He was in a civil engineering program, and apparently one of the best in his class.
This anecdote went too deep for it not to be at least somewhat true. I have so many questions.
Does Tai look like Faye or have we just seen a lot of Faye recently?
I was confused for a few seconds. Tai usually has distinctly sharper features than Faye.
I think more things in life should be judged with monkeys, hammers, and various drugs.
If you give a monkey a hammer, he's going to ask for drugs
If you *don't* give a monkey a hammer, he'll ask for drugs. If you give a monkey a hammer, he'll *demand* them.
I love Emily’s new haircut.
Extremely cute! But I foresee a emergency call to a hair salon early tomorrow.
It's summer. Time for everyone to go bald! I will happily lead this trend.
already there. I will happily get my beard trimmed if our idiot governor will pull back on unnecessary restrictions.
Don’t let the pigeon snort the coke
Everything suddenly looks like a nail! And, for some strange reason, my phone looks like a hammer...
I...You... you aren't WRONG but I can't agree with it...