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Clarissa Slays It All
May 13, 2020

Clarissa Slays It All

I love you Clarissa

Comments (51)

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Jake Armitage · July 19, 2025

Clarissa got them Marigold vibes

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Alex · May 14, 2020

Pretty sure young Marten is wearing a Smashing Pumpkins shirt there 😍

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Joe · May 14, 2020

it's a gateway ...

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Certified Nerd · May 13, 2020

That Periodic Table in the background lets us know that Marten was in ninth grade in 2017 or so. Oganesson and Tennessine weren't named until then. :)

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William Etheridge · May 13, 2020

Tip o the hat to a fellow Science Nerd!

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William Etheridge · May 13, 2020

I thought that 5e gave every class healing so that no one would ever have to worship a god ever again?

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Lucanid Landman · May 13, 2020

I think that was 4e.

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Matt · May 13, 2020

5e cleric are no joke btw. They solved the "who is the cleric" conundrum by making them all stars.

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Matt · May 13, 2020

Feel ya bud.

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Michael · May 13, 2020

Cleric/bard

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SheepFace2000 · May 13, 2020

Knock that shit off Tai

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Bioautomaton · May 13, 2020

Clerics are no joke, you can build 'em to be just a great blend of combat-capable and support. Or you could back in 3.5 and Pathfinder, anyway. I have no idea what they're like these days.

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Aaron Schulz · May 13, 2020

They can shred face and then you heal you to full now. Its pretty awesome.

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Dean Reilly · May 13, 2020

I'm guessing that Clarissa is now a vegan Buddhist living in an ecologically-sustainable yurt.

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MikeT · May 13, 2020

Clarissa and Bronzebottom from PVP can never meet.

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Lightsabr2 · May 13, 2020

I always wind up the cleric. (as I comment while raid healing classic bwl) >.>

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Somebody Else · May 13, 2020

Oh Martin, you dork. Did you get peer-pressured into D&D or did you get peer-pressured into thinking D&D is lame?

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Ste Saunders · May 13, 2020

Or peer pressured into playing a cleric!

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · May 13, 2020

I didn't discover D&D until college (1985), but getting drunk at a church college was still more socially acceptable.

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Bagge · May 13, 2020

Not cool, Thai

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panpolypuff · May 13, 2020

Nice Scott Pilgrim shirt. I think?

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Magic Beans · May 13, 2020

In Marten's case, probably, but it goes back further. The shirts were originally made by the Zero skateboard company and popularized when Billy Corgan wore one in the music video for "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" (1995).

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Thisguy · May 13, 2020

Such limited imagination to think only a fighter can use a sword.

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SpookyPenguin · May 13, 2020

Oh Marten just play a rogue/thief and put frogs in Clarissa's pockets or something, be creative about it.

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Drew Basford · May 13, 2020

I play D&D every week...... wait

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · May 13, 2020

Lucky bastard.

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Peter Jensen · May 13, 2020

I'm just going to leave this here: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=134

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ljdbjlasfbjk · May 13, 2020

That's quite a bit of progress in four years.

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William Cole · May 13, 2020

Isn't there an old strip where the gang is role-playing, and Marten is an especially useless Bard? Or has my subconscious been writing fanfic again?

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Cat2002's Page · May 13, 2020

Guest comic: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2183

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Grace Serenity · May 13, 2020

C'mon, Marten! Don't be a square! Take a couple hits and ponder the feel of your tongue in your mouth!

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normalzebra · May 13, 2020

Clarissa cameo please!

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Mark Hechim · May 13, 2020

Would it be possible for you to upload at a higher resolution? <3

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Maelwys Myrddin · May 13, 2020

New miniseries?

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NinjaZaku · May 13, 2020

Is...is the one with the frosted tips Steve?

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Michael Boettger · May 13, 2020

Unless Steve is a friend from California, my thought is no.

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Qixotic · May 13, 2020

I love _you_ Jeph Jacques and the alternate reality you've created. It's such a wonderful place to escape to during these (or any other) times of stress and uncertainty. Thanks for creating people and AIs with more humanity than we see in the 'real' world humans.

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Patrick Liston · May 13, 2020

...You know, teen Marten had really good hair.

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Erin Moriarty · May 13, 2020

I'm not sure what upsets me worse... The fact that I was basically long-haired Clarissa at that age, or the fact that it was basically guaranteed I would have boinked Marten in a Pumpkin's shirt for certain at that phase in my life.

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Christof Ley (Bradley) · May 13, 2020

You can totally be the sword guy as a cleric. 3.5e gave lots of options for that

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Lord Travis Lance the 3rd Matheson esq · May 13, 2020

Ah, the 90's. Smashing Pumpkins and Sailor Moon, the decade that keeps on givin'

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Miyaa · May 13, 2020

GDI, Jeph. That has triggered the theme song to that Nickelodeon show in my head now.

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GayFesh · May 13, 2020

*ladder clacks against the windowsill*

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Ting · May 13, 2020

Totally could have gone War Cleric. Though Marten would probably be Niche-Indie-Band-Knowledge domain.

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Michael Boettger · May 13, 2020

Marten's nerd roots are showing. Which makes his match with Claire even better.

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Dave, Duke of Fridges · May 13, 2020

bahahahahahaahah classic

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Michael · May 13, 2020

Someone is working through some aggression there.

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Jackie Horn · May 13, 2020

Marten probably still has that shirt too

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James Pacheco · May 13, 2020

It's a good shirt...

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Tara Cook · May 13, 2020

Martin is SUCH a cleric.

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Hugh Eckert · May 13, 2020

Yeah, I think he and Elan would end up getting along just fine.