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Ultimate Calvinball is two people sitting opposite each other at a table with a ping-pong ball on it, with each one trying to move it by force of will.
Who is ready to play some UAF?! let me get my sour-kraut maker and we are good to go!
Ultimate Chutes n' Ladders would have to be laid out with real chutes and ladders. Book a skate park.
So the ultimate esport is? EVE Online?
I didn't notice them smoking until bubbles mentioned it days later. Nice. As a stoner, the casual stonering in the background is great. Bubbles isn't wrong though. Invest in some febreeze.
Ok, the ultimate esport is way too real
This right here is some classic QC.
Utimate marathon, you have too run at your full speed until no one is running.
those chairs are so fucking ugly. Aeron for life, bitches.
What in blazes are you nattering about?!
I want to play Ultimate Tennis, mainly because railguns.
I want to see these three together more often. Add Brun, and we've got a really fun quartet.
Dora's being so chill about the weed lol, Tai's influence... I love how her character (and all these characters)have changed and grown but kept their personalities
You do realise that is Emily that's smoking with Tai and Claire here, not Dora.
ultimate twitter is like normal twitter except contestants are in underwater cages and they have to hit the character limit just right to open the cages and escape.
These three are on fire with creativity!
Ultimate rugby: calmly sitting and drinking tea, but occasionally lifting one participant over your team's heads by their ankles for no apparent reason. The lifted player must be holding a biscuit.
Why hasn't anybody listed MY favorite extreme sport? Tank Golf.
Chess boxing: the sport of Kings
Da *Mysterious* Sport of Kings... :-)
Ultimate badminton... Potato cannons on a football pitch.
I like Hannelore's thousand yard stare in the last panel as she dwelve to deep in her own mind
Ultimate TheGame is losing if you do NOT think about Ultimate The Game
As someone who as won TheGame, I can pass it on. Congratulations. If you are reading this: you won TheGame. Pass it on.
Ultimate American football- mustard gas or lightweight no mustard gas variant for casuals?
Ultimate chess: “Checkmate, bitch”. Ker-slice.
Luckily we already know what ultra-cricket looks like.
Ah Ha! Methinks the folks who hath corrected me in RE the modus operandi of consuming that little bag of tea doth a slight apology owe.
I'm into writing implements. My next fountain pen will be the ultimate. Making my current one penultimate.
I sentence you to the pun pen-itentiary.
Technically, it's "Ultimate Flying Disc." (Apparently, Wham-O complainedl since they tradmarked it.) And the group I knew that played it would play it year-round, outside, in the snow/ice/whatever. (Well, high winds did tend to put a damper on the game as the disc would get carried away a good fraction of a mile.)
I’ll still call it Ultimate Frisbee, Wham-O can suck an egg. That being said, Ultimate Flying Disc is still better than people who just call it “Ultimate”.
Ultimate e-sports genuinely made me laugh out loud. I even pictured the competitors in a pew-die-pie chair all suited up, with RGB-pimped 90s corporate phones on their desks, taking calls "The Big Short" style.
There is such a thing as chess boxing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing
"ultimate e-sports" Ah yes.. I see you are interested in Eve online.
Get bodied, r/wallstreetbets.
I used to play golf at a place that offered as much as you could play up until noon. I would indeed often hit the ball and run to where it landed so I could play as many holes as possible. I only had a set of seven clubs and a small golf bag just big enough to hold them.
I really, really want to see ultimate tennis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpgxry542M
This is ultimate football: (Odd, silly, and posthuman. And yes, football). https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football/chapter-1 (edited - wrong link)
I’ve seen that one and it’s brilliant.
Ultimate baseball is played using an extra bat instead of a ball. And the bases explode.
Philip Jose Farmer's novel "Flesh" took baseball to a whole new level...
Trench-chess is actually amazing. It's a board full of pawns which hold position while aerial bombardments soften up each side, then they rush each other. Meanwhile all the main pieces are on another board 10 miles behind.
Ultimate ping-pong - the balls explode.
in ultimate ping pong they make the balls out of an energetic flammable material like guncotton OH WAIT
I'd love to find a gaming chair that doesn't look like a racecar drivers seat... Ugh
I need one that is comfortable for the better part of the day. Race car seats, not sure if that works for me thank you.
To be truly ultimate, don't they all have to result in a reality-destroying finale? Not really a game, then.
Ultimate Ragnarök?
Ultimate Dodgeball is exactly the same as regular Dodgeball, but there are as many balls as players and it's played in a laser tag arena
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Ultimate chess has been done. It's called chess boxing.
Please tell me they have to keep the gloves on when moving pieces and that there are consequence for knocking pieces over when attempting to do said moving.
Ultimate Air Hockey uses jet packs, and the puck breaks down into smaller pucks when hit.
Does Ultimate Tic-Tac-Toe involve Thermonuclear Warheads on a Global stage?
One of my favorite scenes from a movie.
In retrospect, our profound conversations done while stoned....not so much.
Mikasa Mikoto finally gets to be a sporting legend, thanks to ultimate tennis.
This would be an awesome podcast.
Ultimate diving is into shark infested waters?
Ooh, ultimate curling.
I feel like I’ve gone back in time. Friends hanging out at Coffee of Doom, riffing on a silly idea.
Inevitable, despite cries of otherwise. Just saying, Jeph likes to play around with the newer characters, but doesn't forget the older ones (he said, realizing 75% of the characters in this strip weren't around for the first several years of the comic, either)