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Thereminimum
May 6, 2020

Thereminimum

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Comments (82)

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Howard J. · May 11, 2020

I’m going to have to order a few Theremin, just for the dark matter side effects.

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Watso · May 7, 2020

Took a gander at Jeph’s twitter. Last tweet was half an hour ago. I think updating his patron just slipped his mind again. Which is a bit of a relief.

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Shawn K. Younkin · May 7, 2020

Thanks for the update!!

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onitake · May 7, 2020

I see a jab at youtu.be/OnlsfeRNw1I coming up

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Flash · May 7, 2020

Are you alright Jeff? You can take a break but just give us a heads up so we don't worry

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Tim Keating · May 7, 2020

This is some straight up junkie behavior right here :-D

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Marwa Al-Alawi · May 7, 2020

Hey Jeph. Longtime lurker and usually don't comment but I wanted to reach out since no update. I hope everything is ok!

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Creepy Cat Lady · May 7, 2020

Hey Jeph, we're starting to worry about you here. Hope everything is ok.

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Michael Boettger · May 7, 2020

Currently 12:15 EST on Thursday. Hope everything is alright.

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Mark · May 7, 2020

No update yet?

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Daniel Burnett · May 7, 2020

i waswondering too

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Matt Grayson · May 7, 2020

Wheremin?

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ljdbjlasfbjk · May 7, 2020

Theremin. There castle.

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The Agarics Formerly Known As Plants · May 7, 2020

This is why dark matter has recently been identified as the element thereminium.

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Joseph Bonnar · May 7, 2020

I'm afraid that there is no thereminimum on theremin puns. :P

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Don · May 6, 2020

there was a sale

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Stephen Wells · May 6, 2020

Theraminimum, theramaximum and theraminflection point.

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kaitou · May 6, 2020

"Feeling trolled? Take two theremins for instant relief." (Side effects may include hearing weird sounds, hearing loss, hearing found and dry mouth.)

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Jax · May 6, 2020

You have to bring a gift, it's the bare thereminimum.

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Tim Keating · May 6, 2020

I feel like now we should all send theremins to Jeph's house. Like one day they could shoot an episode of Hoarders there.

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Astrid · May 6, 2020

this is the kind of thing that seems like a fun joke, but gets out of hand really quickly.

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Tim Keating · May 6, 2020

Is theremaximum to these jokes? I imagine not.

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Maurice Kessler · May 6, 2020

Or a standing wave?

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SpookyPenguin · May 6, 2020

is theraminimum theraminimum?

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Deuce · May 6, 2020

Must have either been a hell of a sale, or somehow Amazon had that kit as the #1 gift for librarians....

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Tom wilson · May 7, 2020

Somehow, Pintsize MUST be involved.....

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Chris Crowther · May 6, 2020

I want a DIY theremin kit now...

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Roy B. Scherer · May 9, 2020

Actually, I believe that either "Radio Electronics" or "Popular Electronics" published an article showing how to build one. Would have been in 1960s or early seventies.

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Captain Button · May 6, 2020

Theramin Mind Control plot incoming...

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Evgeniy Semyonov · May 6, 2020

Either a sale in the shop next door or a series of targeted ads for all of Claire's friends. Anyway, looks like a Melon/Pintsize collaboration.

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Bagge · May 6, 2020

If this is building up to Jeph selling QC branded build-your-own-thermin-kits I'm buying. Just putting it out there

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Ye Olde Phart · May 6, 2020

Include some AI and Thereminions.

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Bill Hall · May 6, 2020

I -truly- like “new” Hanners! I’ll be very happy when she figures out what she’s up to now.

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Bagge · May 6, 2020

Clinton I would believe could do a bit like that. Hannelore and Emily are just hooked up to the same cosmic wavelength or something

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Shawn K. Younkin · May 6, 2020

I see a high Claire building her Theremin and playing around with it just making noise, but then we see Emily building one and mastering the instrument in less than 5 minutes, and I see Clinton trying to build the last one but frequency messes up his robo-hand causing the robo-hand to start to make "WeeEEEeeooohoOOO" noises on it's own wherein he pleads w/ Faye and Bubbles to fix his hand, but they instead refer to Dora's expertise and try to exorcise the demon that now possess Clinton's hand. Or, they all get really high, fart around w/ the Theremins while eating muffins. It could go either way really.

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awgiedawgie · May 7, 2020

I see Emily building one, and accidentally creating either a small black hole or a temporal portal. Probably the black hole, since Raven already did the time warp thing with Faye's espresso machine.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · May 6, 2020

we’re gonna need more thereminstrels

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awgiedawgie · May 6, 2020

What kinda concerns me is how Emily knew the answer to that question so quickly.

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Rich Holmes · May 6, 2020

Emily knows everything

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Jeff Hartley · May 6, 2020

Two more and they an put them at the points of a pentagram.

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Joe · May 8, 2020

we've already got COVID-19, murder hornets, and aggressive chickens threatening bank customers. we don't need to summon Cthulhu, too.

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Tudza · May 6, 2020

Do a search on theremin and matroska. Multiple theremins is a thing.

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John · May 6, 2020

Wow, just wow...

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Miyaa · May 6, 2020

So… Hannerlore has Theramin A and Clinton has Theramin B. So a multi-Theramin?

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awgiedawgie · May 6, 2020

Actually, Emily had Theramin A in yesterday's strip.

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Todd Perkins · May 6, 2020

Now just wait a cotton pickin theraminute!

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Paracog Steadham · May 6, 2020

Theramax?

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Queer Tales · May 6, 2020

You have no idea how much this is making me smile. IDK, I’m a sucker for theramins.

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Greg Matyola · May 6, 2020

You can have my theramin, I haven’t touched it in years. :D

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BobC · May 6, 2020

Got another theramin.. One hell of a mess I'm in. No way to say no, Many more to go? Overall, it's still a win!

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Joseph Bonnar · May 6, 2020

Please... We need Elliot and Brun to show up. With theramins.

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Thisguy · May 6, 2020

Shop next door is having a sale on theremin kits, isn’t it?

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awgiedawgie · May 6, 2020

Either that, or one of them ordered one kit, and accidentally received a dozen, so they handed them out to everyone outside.

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Diptych · May 6, 2020

How??

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Brandon Terrell · May 6, 2020

What a fuckin nerd. Nice

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Jeremy Jorgensen · May 6, 2020

Well that was a rabbit hole. Here's a video of 273 Theramins being played together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnlsfeRNw1I

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Jeremy Jorgensen · May 6, 2020

Also, to no ones surprise, there is a Theramin message board. http://www.thereminworld.com/Forums/T/29025/2-theremins-next-to-eachother?Page=0

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Ted Van Roekel · May 6, 2020

If we knew how many people were attending, and how many brought gifts, we could figure out the theramean, the theramedian, and the theramode. I'll show myself out.

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Yohannon · May 6, 2020

GD it, this made me LOL, and I never felt nerdier. And for me that's saying something.

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Andrew · May 6, 2020

Heremin, Theremin, Everywhereaminmin.

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RobertC · May 6, 2020

Did I miss a thing? I feel like I missed a thing... (What's with all the therimin?)

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Kyle · May 6, 2020

That's, as they say, the joke.

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Tom wilson · May 6, 2020

Evan Shlebber would be proud.... https://www.ebanschletter.com/theremin

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Chaoscodex199 · May 6, 2020

You summon Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. And you have to live with that shame.

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Hugh Eckert · May 6, 2020

Thereminception

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Rich Holmes · May 6, 2020

Theremins are the ukuleles of the 2020s

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Am Queue · May 6, 2020

I follow a band called The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain, and imagining them with theremins is breaking my brain.

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Jeremy · May 6, 2020

You know Jeph, you should really mark sponsored content. Just because you are in the pocket of Big Thermin...

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LH · May 6, 2020

it's a "Bass Theremin", not just a "big" theremin

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Nicholas Lopez · May 6, 2020

I'm waiting for a third theremin kit to be introduced

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Dan Kick · May 6, 2020

These are the second and third theremins. Emily got her one too.

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SingingTurtles · May 6, 2020

The question is-did she want a theremin- or are all her friends just nerds ❤

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Matt · May 6, 2020

yes

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Michael Boettger · May 6, 2020

And a call out on the menu board!

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Cal · May 6, 2020

Local hobby shop over ordered theremins again huh?

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Mike · May 6, 2020

Now I want a matrix of theramins.

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MiaKitty · May 6, 2020

I wonder if it's an MC Hammer brand...

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Leak · May 6, 2020

MC Hanners: can't touch this! (Too late?)

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Michael Boettger · May 6, 2020

Or is this how the tardis got started?

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EnterTheHero · May 6, 2020

Like Is it a bit, though? It seems kinda like a bit.

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Max D S · May 6, 2020

Champagne Supernova?

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Michael Boettger · May 6, 2020

Unlocking alternate dimensions.