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Crisis Management
April 21, 2020

Crisis Management

I mean, maybe

Comments (125)

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jimfromtx · April 26, 2020

Now I'm wondering what the setup was for that punchline in panel 1

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Ursus Ridens · April 26, 2020

A radioactive dog that barks back at you?

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Paul Hodges · April 22, 2020

Holding hands in frame one makes me happy. They like each other. Friends should be able to unashamedly show affection without *having* to label their relationship. Labels are for defining boundaries. If it's a date, we've moved the boundaries up to include possible romance. Why don't we just wait to see if either discovers interest in romance? Because humans are afraid to cross differently-perceived boundaries, and apparently, robots can be just as delightfully neurotic, lol Brun is perfect for cutting through that bullshit. I hope she makes it possible for them to forge a relationship that is what it is and can be whatever they agree on without all the angst. This is my favorite soap opera, lol

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Kayla O'Brian · April 22, 2020

As an autistic asexual I kinda really really hope this is leading us to a queerplatonic relationship between an autistic girl and a robot. Like. I WANT THAT SO BADLY. I get a lot of autism representation but rarely any asexual representation.

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Ujjwal Kabra · April 22, 2020

I didn't quite see this development that happened over the last 2 strips, even after Brun slept on (with?) Millefeuille the night before - was still focused on the 4-way dynamic between .... ummm, never mind I didn't say anything.

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Ellorgast · April 21, 2020

Once again, Jeph's robot world is the only robot world I care about. This cute-ass developing relationship between an emotionally-aware robot girl with a nice ass and a human who struggles with people and emotions but loves complex logical systems? Amazing

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Joseph Bonnar · April 21, 2020

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD YER HORSES! Hey, Jeph? We need more STEVE! Eating cereal. Thank you. (This has been a paid commercial advertisement by the "US Cereal Killers Association", Cap'n Crushbot presiding.)

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Matt Grayson · April 21, 2020

Can’t wait to hear Bubbles’ take on this.

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Derrik Pates · April 21, 2020

I just laughed out loud and clapped at the last panel. Never change, Jeph

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Robin Wyatt · April 21, 2020

I was hoping Brun would end up with one or both of the dudes, but This plus the dudes pairing up also works

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SSJ Carrot Cake · April 21, 2020

i feel like this clears the way for Clinton and Elliot to do their thing.

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Scott Vogel · April 21, 2020

Jeph's butt disease is acting up again.

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · April 21, 2020

Jeph said "..yes, butt" ;3

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · April 21, 2020

Crisass Management ( I need to stop...)

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I am the captian now · April 21, 2020

*slams fists on table* BIGGER ASS!

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Kyle Major · April 21, 2020

Ooh hand holding

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Sam Bak (they/them) · April 21, 2020

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's so good.

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ParagonRocky · April 21, 2020

Now she'll want new boobs. Then thighs, lips, eventually she'll be wobbling around like the Michelin man.

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VGreenGoblinV · April 21, 2020

It’s happening!!!

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Don · April 21, 2020

yes, butt

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Will Weaver · April 21, 2020

The prophecy is fulfilled!

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Salodni Ikkis · April 21, 2020

"No, I want Brun's ass"

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · April 21, 2020

Ass, and you shall receive ...

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Dave, Duke of Fridges · April 21, 2020

IT'S HAPPENING OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING GUYS

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Jess Pumphrey · April 21, 2020

aww omg omg omg

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Stephen Wells · April 21, 2020

Time between panel 4 and panel 5: three hours.

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Serj Rowan · April 21, 2020

haha that makes sense

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Stephen Wells · April 21, 2020

We're all squeeing over the purity and innocence... Next strip will be Brun telling Renee "You know, it's odd, when I touched myself after my nap I was thinking about Millefeuille instead of werewolves. I wonder what that means?"

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Grace Serenity · April 21, 2020

Does this make Faye Millie's Martin?

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Clifton Royston · April 21, 2020

From Butts Disease to Buts Disease? (Sorry if this is a double, I thought I posted but it vanished.) Also: THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS! AND EACH THINKS THE OTHER IS PRETTY! *sniffling*

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MikeT · April 21, 2020

Jeph's Shipping Company, still sailing strong in these tough times

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Posted4You · April 21, 2020

They practically just met! This 'ship is barely in the FRIENDship stage, just a dinghy! Not that I wouldn't mind seeing more (ahem!) hand-holding..... ^_^

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Bagge · April 21, 2020

I do enjoy that Union Robotics apart from robot repair shop, emergency room and beauty saloon now starts to turn into a relationship advice shop. They will have a pile of gold for pillow in a month if this keeps up

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BioYuGi · April 21, 2020

I mean, yes? Yes. Brun would probably like an even MORE cushier pillow to sleep on!

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Finvaara · April 21, 2020

It is really, really fascinating to see a relationship where it's the AI that has to wonder if their feelings are acceptable or unwanted, and if they should cool it or go for it.

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Mark · April 21, 2020

We've already seen Bubbles in that position, most explicitly just before the resolution https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3742 .

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NinjaZaku · April 21, 2020

Good. Good. Excellent

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Jackie Meyer · April 21, 2020

Totally here for the squees!

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Fart Captor · April 21, 2020

"Not bigger, MORE! How much for a third cheek?"

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Stephen Wells · April 21, 2020

"In fact please just pad my entire body, because I'm a bed now."

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Creepy Cat Lady · April 21, 2020

There are so many ways Jeph could break my heart right now and I am so very nervous.

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Fart Captor · April 21, 2020

YEEEEEEEEESS

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Andrew · April 21, 2020

Union Robotics: Body Augmentation & Roblationship Advice.

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Am Queue · April 21, 2020

That's the 'union' in the name

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Justin Cox · April 21, 2020

Aww, if the Clinton/Brun ship sinks, I'm going to have to fall back on my Clinton/Roko ship.

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C. A. Bridges · April 21, 2020

I admit, I just read the comic and immediately rushed right over here to bathe in the squees.

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Luzahn · April 21, 2020

They're holding haaaaaands

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Jam Ussery · April 21, 2020

alt title: Yea We Gay Keep Scrollin

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awgiedawgie · April 21, 2020

It's amazing how well two people get along when neither of them had any expectations to begin with.

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Jakob Kaine · April 21, 2020

Honestly, that's how my best relationships started. Couple weeks/months in ... "Oh, are we a thing?" "Guess so." "Huh, cool."

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GragSmash · April 21, 2020

Harold,

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J.R. Murdock · April 21, 2020

Yes...butt.

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Bozo The Hunk · April 21, 2020

oh my god these bitches gay

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Chelsea · April 21, 2020

Is it possible that Brun didn't intend to flirt w Millefeuille (which could lead to some heartbreak for M)? I can't tell if her recollection of Renée's suggestions was her thinking "how do I flirt with this person?" or just "how do I befriend this person?" It seems pretty clear the Millefeuille is into Brun, but I'm sad she may learn it's not reciprocated. ...or, maybe Brun didn't realize she was flirting, but she might like the idea if Millefeuille brought it up! :)

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Tom wilson · April 21, 2020

I think Brian will be like... “that’s what was going on? I had no idea...” Then 3 seconds later, “Okay. I can do that.”

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CosmicTransmtation · April 21, 2020

How dare you lmao

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Andrew · April 21, 2020

“Can I, um, take a nap on your butt?”

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Andrew · April 21, 2020

Or maybe I should go with “Well are you coming in? I can’t very well nap without my butt-bed can I?”

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Jason Holmes · April 21, 2020

Might as well change the name of the comic to "Everyone loves Brun" at this point. (I love her too)

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Matt · April 21, 2020

squeeeee intensifies

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Sandrock · April 21, 2020

OMG they have already progressed to hand holding ^_^ Hold on while a squee into my phone for a minute

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Niskara · April 21, 2020

She's gonna ask Faye for advice on robot lesbian relationships. I'm calling it now

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Hugh Eckert · April 21, 2020

Makes sense. Faye and Bubs are the SMEs in that...

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David Durant · April 21, 2020

Which leaves Clinton and Elliot...? Shame to miss out on the chance for a poly story line but today's pair are uber-cute.

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Ilya · April 21, 2020

Nonsense a poly web need not have every member tied!

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David Jackson · April 21, 2020

I guess Jeph decided, about the subtext 😃: https://www.patreon.com/posts/multilayered-35935881

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Rat · April 21, 2020

oh SHIT

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Alex H · April 21, 2020

Yeeesssss I ship it

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runrin · April 21, 2020

this feels like it was the fastest anyone has realized that they are into someone in this entire comic.

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Matt Grayson · April 21, 2020

Depends if you count Winslow’s insta-crush on Roko.

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Wooly50 · April 21, 2020

Can I get uhhhhh big butt robo gf

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runrin · April 21, 2020

nsvsjsdsetigezvrdrekpbsurb!!!

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Nicholas · April 21, 2020

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Noise · April 21, 2020

"What do you call a dog in the middle of a nuclear power plant?" "A reactor core-gi!"

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Andrew Mitchell · April 21, 2020

You mean "What do you call an ARMY dog?" (Do American's still call soldiers GIs?)

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Thisguy · April 21, 2020

THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS!!

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Snowspells · April 21, 2020

OML THEY ARE

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Chaoscodex199 · April 21, 2020

I mean, her ass is, apparently, very comfy.

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That Blair Guy · April 21, 2020

It occurs to me that anyone running into Union Robotics and shouting, "I need your help!" is likely to witness Bubbles going to high alert. I mean, not like she's done anything that before or anything....

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Hugh Eckert · April 21, 2020

She's never, like, kicked in a door because of someone's reaction to a possible crush or anything...

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mrdavid · April 21, 2020

JEPH THE CUTE IS SO STRONG IT HURTS ME HOW DO YOU SURVIVE AHHHHHHHhhhhh

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Serene · April 21, 2020

NOW COME SAIL AWAY, COME SAIL AWAY!

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Captain Button · April 21, 2020

I thought they were angels...

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Peaceful Cat · April 21, 2020

lmao

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Tamara Macadam · April 21, 2020

theeeere it is

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Kenneth Fair · April 21, 2020

Man, Jeph, you are just toying with everyone now.

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Lev Vaesinis · April 21, 2020

This is probably my favorite punchline yet

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Wood · April 21, 2020

Welp, I guess Clinton and Eliott still have each other...

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Mark · April 21, 2020

Millefeuille was coming onto Clinton at the party https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4218 so a sprawling polycule is still possible.

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Chris Sims · April 21, 2020

Jeph, Don't you mean "yes, butt" ? ... .... I'll see myself out :p

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JC Urza · April 21, 2020

Why does part of me think we're going to find out that Brun is asexual and this will all be the north Atlantic for all the ships of Brun?

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Vilinda · April 21, 2020

Asexuals can have romantic ships. Not every ship has to be sex based.

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Joseph Ascanio · April 21, 2020

I can ship this.

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Miyaa · April 21, 2020

I have questions about this reactor corgi. Because some corgis are smart, but others are definitely not smart.

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Captain Button · April 21, 2020

Ain, from Cowboy Bebop.

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ViennaStar · April 21, 2020

I am Millefeuille

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Captain Button · April 21, 2020

I thought you were Spartacus.

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Eldritch Insights · April 21, 2020

"So, dumb people wanna complain that there aren't enough mainline straight relationships in my comic? Well, just wait till everyone is banging big-assed robots!" - Jeph, probably

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JD · April 21, 2020

Claire and Marten aren't considered a straight relationship? And of course there's Dale and Marigold.

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Beat · April 21, 2020

what a fantastic punchline

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Cloudshaper To-Ennien · April 21, 2020

I need details on this reactor corgi, preferably a book.

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Joel Bateman · April 21, 2020

DON'T THINK WE DIDNT SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING IN PANEL 1 JEPH.

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R L · April 21, 2020

WAIT HOLDING HANDS WHAT

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Agnes · April 21, 2020

god, how long until the entire cast of the comic coalesces into one polycule the Singularity

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Ardent Slacker · April 21, 2020

do we have any poly in the cast? Just a buncha monogamists who are SO CUTE.

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Michael Boettger · April 21, 2020

Holding hands? Send my luggage to the cabin because I am on the ship. And Millie turning to the only person she know in the same situation. (I was going to say boat, but I gave up puns for lent)

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Hakan Konig · April 21, 2020

"And two hard-boiled eggs"

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AstralAegis · April 21, 2020

Everyone falling in love with Brun.

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Sero · April 21, 2020

THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS I CANNOT EVEN

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mooviies · April 21, 2020

I ship them all!

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Matt Grayson · April 21, 2020

Uh oh....

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dirtknight · April 21, 2020

oh my god

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AgentK · April 21, 2020

!

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Ilya · April 21, 2020

THEY"RE HOLDING HAAANDS how did that happen

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Pejo · April 21, 2020

Not sure if this is rhetorical, but Brun totally initiated it last comic in her epiphany, & they evidently never let go. That's happened to me before on dates & maybe-dates & it's GLORIOUS.

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Douglas E. Smith · April 21, 2020

Heehee, 'yes, but,'! Also I want to know the setup for the dog joke.

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Mark · April 21, 2020

"What do you call a Welsh dog that works in a nuclear power plant?" perhaps.

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Autographedcat · April 21, 2020

Oh, this should be a fun conversation. :)

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Mark P. · April 21, 2020

Heh. The note said ‘but’.

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Drew Basford · April 21, 2020

Yessss, I ship it !

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Bacon Lord · April 21, 2020

Well time for more frantic shipping.

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Andrea Andrew · April 21, 2020

Is it really shipping when it’s basically confirmed at this point? 🥰😄

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Max D S · April 21, 2020

All aboard the ship! *Foghorn*

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Miyaa · April 21, 2020

hands the captain a huge bottle of champagne to break the ship with on its maiden voyage.

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Ting · April 21, 2020

"No!... that said, um, is that feasible?"