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Movies Are Fake
April 19, 2020

Movies Are Fake

dinner is good though

Comments (38)

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George Wilson · April 20, 2020

Your romcom is better than the ones from Hollywood.

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Stephen Wells · April 19, 2020

I know it's shallow, but I am quietly pleased that each of them has noticed that the other is pretty :)

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Andrew Tate · April 19, 2020

This is so damn cute.

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Bagge · April 19, 2020

"Have you ever taken someone up on it? *hopeful smile* Your line is: "Well, dinner with me wouldn't be boring"

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Niskara · April 19, 2020

I think the perfect date would be to go see a movie then go to dinner. That was, you have something to talk about over dinner

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Nimue Murphy · April 19, 2020

I can't watch romantic comedies because I'm polyamorous and all the crises seem really easy to solve lol

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Geo (Overand) · April 19, 2020

Oh man, likewise! Plus, the plot of most of them is "if you're a dude and a woman doesn't like you, find a unique way to pester her for a while; she'll give in eventually!" I blame Woody Allen.

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Finvaara · April 19, 2020

Here we see two distinctly different reactions to being called pretty in casual conversation.

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Mike Rodgers · April 19, 2020

Oh god. All these years I've been poking fun at romcoms and then I realise I've been paying to read one for years. :-D

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Joseph Bonnar · April 19, 2020

THIS is why I throw money at Jeph. THIS. Right here. KEEP WRITING JEPH AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

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Andrew · April 19, 2020

A Jeph-written romcom would be fantastic! None of this 20min/wk network tv crap, it’ll be 1min scenes every 2-3 days with at least 1 squee-inducing moment per episode please.

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awgiedawgie · April 19, 2020

But Jeph already <i>does</i> write one. It's 5 days a week. It's just not animated (or live action).

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kwixote · April 19, 2020

But you, Jeph, write a *thoughtful* romcom, aware of precisely the way these sorts of real-life facts impinge on movie fantasy.

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awgiedawgie · April 19, 2020

I can't watch romcoms because they're so obviously unrealistic. QC, with all its sapient AI robots, is still more believable than almost any romcom.

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Kriss Pang · April 19, 2020

QC is humanistic and (usually except when Faye's cracking a joke) wholesome, even if I have to suspend my disbelief :)

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Tudza · April 19, 2020

Sure you can watch them. You ought to. That's like saying, "I write novels so I can't read novels." I know that's a thing because more than one author I've read said that's weird and counter productive in their "How to write good stuff." articles. Now do you want to watch them, that's another question entirely.

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Some Ed · April 19, 2020

I think Jeph can't watch them because he knows what they *should* be, but aren't, as demonstrated by the fact that QC is more what they *should* be.

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Sandrock · April 19, 2020

Considering romantic comedies are used to reinforce gender, sex, and sexual orientation norms, they are indeed fake. Where is my trans poly lesbian movie at UwU

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Celine Chamberlin · April 19, 2020

There is a (Christmas) romcom that came out last year for queer women, if that helps. It's called "Seasons of Love" and can be found at the Tello Films site. No trans or poly stuff but it's a good movie.

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JD · April 19, 2020

So wait, does that mean she's never...

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awgiedawgie · April 19, 2020

You mean that's just <i>now</i> occurred to you?

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Miyaa · April 19, 2020

And here I thought the romance part was the one between Hercules, Melon, and Yay.

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Adam · April 19, 2020

QC isn't a romantic comedy because it is 1. actually romantic and 2. actually funny

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Anthony Gaglianese · April 19, 2020

I can't wait for the Singularity so I can uave pretty AI girls to reject me, too.

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Andrew Mitchell · April 19, 2020

Jeph, this is better than any romcom!

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runrin · April 19, 2020

please please please please please please please please please please

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Tamara Macadam · April 19, 2020

"basically write one" dude you absolutely write one

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Carl Fink · April 19, 2020

Do people still ask for numbers? I'm old, it seems natural to me, but surely now they ask for Intstagram or Tik Tok handles?

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Nulgar · April 19, 2020

If they do, that'd be my cue to turn around and walk away :3

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Dave, Duke of Fridges · April 19, 2020

Wow I ship it. Friendship or relationship I absolutely do not care but I'm here for it

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Katrina Urmson · April 19, 2020

I realize I’m in the minority here, but I’m really enjoying watching Brun work through making a friend.

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Chaoscodex199 · April 19, 2020

If you're in the minority, count me in. We'll fight to make it the majority!

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Grace Serenity · April 19, 2020

Wait, is this a fast moving ship? Has the rest of QC made me think Jeph is only capable of years long buildups? What year is it!?

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Ted Van Roekel · April 19, 2020

That's no ship, it's a speedboat!

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Robert Gibson · April 19, 2020

Brun is adorable

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Neal Michaud · April 19, 2020

Love this

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High, I'm Hope · April 19, 2020

i think of this more a soap opera and have often referred to this as "my stories" because i am MY MOTHER

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at0m · April 19, 2020

THAT takes me back, holy shit