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It's All In The Name
April 15, 2020

It's All In The Name

leash your dang dogs!

Comments (50)

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Voëlvry · April 18, 2020

As an urban cat walker, this is welcome. Our answer to the 'he's friendly!' defence is 'my cat isn't'. It's a lie but it usually works...

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Prettydragoon · April 16, 2020

Indeed! It's the leash you could do.

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Roy B. Scherer · April 17, 2020

that was TERRIBLE!

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Noodle Puppet · April 15, 2020

YES BRUN! My pupper is afraid of a lot of other dogs after getting attacked by a much bigger dog (that, and he's also generally a big baby). His fear response toward other dogs is usually aggression. That coupled with the fact that he is protective over me, if an unleashed dog came running at us, it would not end well. With that in mind, my dog of course is always on a leash and I don't take him places where there might be other dogs, but some of the people in my neighborhood take their dogs for walks without leashes, and it's super frustrating.

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fluffy · April 15, 2020

Common occurrence when I lived in San Francisco: dog owner would be walking their dog off-leash, dog would suddenly dart into traffic, car would screech to a halt to not hit the dog, dog owner would yell at the driver for almost hitting their dog, without a shred of awareness for how the owner might have taken better responsibility for this situation. Also when I was growing up I was scared of dogs, and owners would always say "Don't worry, he's friendly! He's only attacking you because they think you're afraid!" and that was just like... what the hell kind of circular reasoning is that? Meanwhile I, the human child, am being traumatized by your dog. It wasn't until my 20s that I finally met some dog owners who recognized that they could teach me some basic dog body language skills that I started to not be afraid of dogs.

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Tachpmg · April 15, 2020

I was terrified of dogs when I was a kid, to the level of climbing on a park table more than once, and the owner telling me they are not dangerous was suuuuper not helpful

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Hugh Eckert · April 15, 2020

Brun's rules are good rules. And Rupert is a good boi.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · April 15, 2020

Rupert IS a friendly name. My dog was Saxophone. Fairly friendly, but also whimsical. I don't give my pets People names, but maybe that's just me.

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Kelly · April 15, 2020

LEASH YER DANG DOGS! Yes yes YES!

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Emily · April 15, 2020

Yes Brun!

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Fart Captor · April 15, 2020

Rupert deserves all the pets

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Sleepy John · April 15, 2020

Brun is enforcer of the rules. All of them.

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emmavoid · April 15, 2020

It's surprising to see Brun speak with this level of authority!

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Kid Meier91 · April 15, 2020

At least, without a harpoon in hand.

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Rachael Bruffey · April 15, 2020

My dog is not friendly to other dogs. LEASH YOUR DOGS <3

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May Mesman · April 15, 2020

I am terrified of dogs. “Oh, but he’s friendly!” I don’t care how nice your dog is. It doesn’t negate or ease my fear. So Brun is honestly speaking up for me here. Thank you!

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Jeremy · April 15, 2020

My wife is the same. I’m not, but I still agree.

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Joseph Bonnar · April 15, 2020

Lay that law DOWN, Brun! :)

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darklion · April 15, 2020

Oh Rupert Rupert the Bear Everyone sing his name Everyone come and join in all of his games

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Bagge · April 15, 2020

That's right! Preach, Brun!

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Robin Kuehn · April 15, 2020

Preach!

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Michael Boettger · April 15, 2020

Possibly? How many dog parks would there be in Northampton?

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Captain Button · April 15, 2020

Is this a different park from where Emily showed Clinton all those dogs?

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legobil · April 15, 2020

Nailed it Jeph! ❤️

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Charlotte Grubbs · April 15, 2020

I'll never forget being six years old and facing down an off leash German Shepherd who charged out from the woods at me as I walked to the school bus stop. "Don't worry, he's friendly!" the owner yelled from far away, just before his dog knocked me down and sank his teeth into my leg. Leash your dang dogs.

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Grace Serenity · April 15, 2020

Yeah, if your dog hunts children, it's definitely NOT friendly!

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Shawn K. Younkin · April 15, 2020

Lay down that law Brun!!

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allanfranta · April 15, 2020

Riding my bike once in Newport RI, big dog comes out to attack, hop off the bike (opposite side from dog) pick it up and smack it with the front gear ring, and off he ran back to his yard. It came out to look at me as I rode off, but didn't give chase, figured he learnt a lesson? Hope so.

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Edward Clayton Andrews · April 15, 2020

It does my heart good to see a dog lover present this. Thank you.

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Milayna · April 15, 2020

Now, what is this guy's name, and when does he make out with Elliot?

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LH · April 15, 2020

he's a non leasher, he doesn't *deserve* Elliot

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awgiedawgie · April 15, 2020

Dude's just lucky Brun doesn't have her harpoon with her. Although she's doing a good job of ripping him a new hole without it.

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Cley Faye · April 15, 2020

Harsh but fair.

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NinjaZaku · April 15, 2020

Jeph, i thought your comment said "leash your dang dongs" and I was like "Whoa, whoa! This is a dog park not a dong park!" I need to change my contact lenses

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Matt · April 15, 2020

I mean, if it's prone to running free...

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xamaryllix · April 15, 2020

I never let my dog off unless the park is deserted lol he's a terror.

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Trigon Manthree · April 15, 2020

Glad you're changing your behavior by following the rules from now on. Thanks for being a good human!

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Panic Blitz · April 15, 2020

It's always the dudebros with big dogs who think the leash law doesn't apply to them. Really sucks when you're walking a yapper the size of a shoebox.

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Chuck Dee · April 15, 2020

Not always. I see several of them in our neighborhood that have the same affliction and all of them are not dudes nor bros. One time one of them nipped my hand as I was jogging on my own street and the owner didn't even really apologize, just said that he was 'being friendly'.

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Ian Wolfe · April 15, 2020

Seriously though, people, LEASH YOUR FRELLING DOGGOS!

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Lars Gottlieb · April 15, 2020

Ah, Farscape <3

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Leaflemming · April 15, 2020

A friend complained to me only this morning about all the unleashed dogs he keeps meeting on his run. It's the lockdown thing, I think -- people have this unconscious desire to give their dogs some of the physical freedom they can't have themselves. But my friend was hospitalised by a dog attack when he was 5, so he doesn't find it super-easy to be understanding on this point.

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legobil · April 15, 2020

That is a way to put human feelings upon a dog. Give the dog the attention it deserves while in the leash instead!

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · April 15, 2020

Gol durnit!

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Michael Boettger · April 15, 2020

And Brun has no problem with being assertive, does she?

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Devin Gates · April 15, 2020

Probably a 'do the thing' type. Unable to bring themselves to do something, but as soon as someone else has a need they 'do the thing' by reflex.

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Michael Boettger · April 15, 2020

Did Jeph read the comment at the top of last night? Because Brun is pretty much repeating the points one by one.

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legobil · April 15, 2020

I’m pretty sure Jeph has a wide enough perspective on the world to consider this by himself, while also being a respectful dog owner.

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Tony · April 15, 2020

I'm loving this plotline so much!

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Tamara Macadam · April 15, 2020

rupert.........