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March 31, 2020

Midnight Snack

hi Melon

Comments (56)

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Darla Donahue · April 4, 2020

What's up with Elliot's legs in panel 2? is he a squid?

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jimfromtx · April 4, 2020

I think that's less about his legs, and more that the creases in his pants were drawn kinda odd.

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Skyler Kanegi · April 1, 2020

Why are Yay’s speech bubbles round?

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Streb · April 2, 2020

Snazzier chassis shenanigans is my guess. Though you also have comic 4185 where they're chatting with Roko and Melon, and they have square bubbles. Adapting to whichever company is present maybe.

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David Howe · April 1, 2020

If yey isn't aware of everyone in two blocks, including their current heartbeats and blood sugar levels, I would be surprised. Or maybe they only have that level of awareness of dogs?

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Shawn K. Younkin · March 31, 2020

LOL- Smelliot!!

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Lil' Peepers' crime boner loves a jingly pocket! · March 31, 2020

Aw, poor Smelliot. Yay, melon! And yay Yay!

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Jason Denen · March 31, 2020

Is Melon in fact a dog driving a humanoid drone?

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ViankiStudios · March 31, 2020

This would explain so much.

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Sleepy John · March 31, 2020

So, which AI gets to bathe Eliot in tomato juice?

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Bagge · March 31, 2020

Beeps, probably. Most awkward that way

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Kinda Squirrely · March 31, 2020

Roughly 5 feet, by the looks of it

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Sleepy John · March 31, 2020

Does Melon chase frisbees and chew on slippers?

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NWN Mechanic · March 31, 2020

We need a "Things Melon is no Longer Allowed to Do" supplement.

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Fawn Dasher · March 31, 2020

Like "Skippy's List"!!!!! This is an amazing and hilarious idea!

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Drakoo Dreamer · March 31, 2020

Elliot was 2 seconds from tasting space death laser!

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Douglas E. Smith · March 31, 2020

Soon the comic will be re-named, "No, Melon."

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David Pipes · March 31, 2020

"Melon, no!" would be more apropos. Even apposite. Applicable, too. ...I can do this all day, Jeph... :-)

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Roger Parish · March 31, 2020

Doesn’t Yay normally have square speech bubbles? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4185

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Evgeniy Semyonov · March 31, 2020

It's inconsistent. Probably different bodies have different speech processors? For example, round bubbles in their first appearance: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3391

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Laura-Kathleen Redman · March 31, 2020

Does Melon have a pet hedgehog? <3

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Matthew Van Gangelen · March 31, 2020

No Melon.

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Anne Welborn · March 31, 2020

Oh please keep making me smile Melon.

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Lil Dodecee · March 31, 2020

Melon reminds me a lot of the old Pintsize. More goofy than perverted though. I ship Pintsize x Melon c'mon Jeph

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Michael Boettger · March 31, 2020

This is Yay's first recorded encounter with meat people since that time at CoD, isn't it?

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Jeff Gedney · April 15, 2020

"meat people" at least it's better than Pintsize's euphemism

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R L · March 31, 2020

Melon.

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Bagge · March 31, 2020

Well, what DOES Melon want with a dozen mealworms?

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PixelThis · March 31, 2020

And why would Yay be the one to go out and get them?

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BobC · March 31, 2020

I was going to verb the noun "skunk" (conjugated like "sunk") to make a comment, then I realized all of the tenses were actually words, and not always nice ones. Decided to pass on that idea. But it was the only one I had. Now I have nothing else to say.

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kaitou · March 31, 2020

Guess that idea was skunked.

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Fart Captor · March 31, 2020

He's sad about scaring the skunk that sprayed him. He's truly the ultimate cinnamon roll

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Bagge · March 31, 2020

So pure

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Tinwhisker · March 31, 2020

Elliot was nowhere near death. Yay is scary for what they *could* do, but ultimately harmless to anyone who doesn't pose some kind of risk to themselves or possibly someone in their slowly growing friend circle. Everyone else isn't worth thinking about.

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Nulgar · March 31, 2020

We all think you're a bear, Elliot.

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Ryan · March 31, 2020

More like midnight snacc, amirite?

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Bryan Stopp · March 31, 2020

Yay! running errands for Mellon... 😍🥰

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Sorastro · March 31, 2020

If Yay is willing to get them, I imagine that Roko has something to do with it. For example, Yay stepped in to keep Melon from asking Roko for them.

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awgiedawgie · March 31, 2020

Or perhaps Melon <i>did</i> ask Roko to get them, and Yay volunteered to go in her stead. Although, it <i>does</i> seem that Yay has become pretty good friends with Melon, even if they didn't mean to.

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Populuxe · March 31, 2020

What impresses me isn’t that Melon wants mealworms in the middle of the night, but that Yay is willing to go get them.

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Czarzhan · March 31, 2020

That particular body literally had nothing better to do.

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Joseph Bonnar · March 31, 2020

By the way, Melon is still a genuine cute lunatic. :)

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Joseph Bonnar · March 31, 2020

Jeph, thank you for a good laugh now and then. And Melon? No rubbing Clintons ship mate, that vessel has sailed.

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Chuck Dee · March 31, 2020

Brun still has to get on.

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midwestmutt · March 31, 2020

What sort of tea trip would that send Melon on?

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Miyaa · March 31, 2020

Love is never having to question the need for mealworms at midnight.

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z · March 31, 2020

Yay and Elliot meet! Wacky buddy comedy ensues, Yay gets Elliot into trouble, Eliot saves him, explosions, we finally meet Geisha!Yay and FemmeFatale!Yay, and nobody knows what's going on but Mellon. Maybe.

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Sleepy John · March 31, 2020

Eliot muses that he's never seen an AI who was into goth culture. Yay informs in that he hasn't seen nothing yet.

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Michael Boettger · March 31, 2020

Yay is completely desaturated in color, aren't they? And just guessing, the mealworms are for Melon? And Northampton has an all night bait and tackle shop?

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Michael Boettger · March 31, 2020

Oh wait. Just caught the shoes.

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Anthony Gaglianese · March 31, 2020

< insert obligatory "I love Melon" post here>

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Tamara Macadam · March 31, 2020

yay and elliot meet! fuck yeah

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Andrew · March 31, 2020

The mealworms are for the skunk. For a job well done.

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Calin Schepler · March 31, 2020

Actually got an out loud laugh out of me. Good job.

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Beat · March 31, 2020

Yay, it's Yay! no I will not stop

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Thisguy · March 31, 2020

We move from wacky A.I. hijinks to wackier A.I hijinks. I love this comic.