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February 28, 2020

Bonus Comic: Do Not Disturb

Aw, Melon :)

Comments (61)

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Bill Hall · March 4, 2020

Is this not Yay’s first “squee?”

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FruitbatStudios · March 3, 2020

I've been trying to tell you all for ages: Melon is best girl.

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Mark · March 1, 2020

The contrast between Yay's expressions really makes this strip!

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Jason Rock · March 1, 2020

I'm sorry, y'all are missing the point with all these shipping comments. The important question is, "Omg where can I buy this fabric?"

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Tom wilson · March 1, 2020

The fact that there are a bunch of Borg style charging cubicles in the basement... makes me think there's a huge robot underclass. Do these robots roam the Cyberverse while charging, a la _Snow Crash_ or _Neuromancer_? Because I'd like to think that's a thing... that they can just plug in and wander the net, so they don't have to simply stare at the laundry machines all night...

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Melissa · March 1, 2020

Yay would definitely fit in as Daemons in Black Sun.

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MerMetalBard · March 1, 2020

I have had an astoundingly shit week and this made me feel so much better, thank you so much 💖

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Stephen Smoogen · February 29, 2020

Thank you for this. I really needed a "We love it" face.

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Mason Griffith · February 29, 2020

You also have to remember that Roko was Yay's first friend shortly followed by Melon. This is probably the first gift Yay has ever gotten, and its hand made.

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Ashley Thomas · February 29, 2020

this is so sweet

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Yonatan Zunger · February 29, 2020

I'm kinda fascinated by how quickly this comment thread went to shipping Melon with various others. I'm also kinda fascinated by my imaginings of what Melon's love life would be like. No, wait. Terrified. The word is "terrified."

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Joseph Bonnar · February 29, 2020

I know. I'm guilty of it myself. Of course nothing has ever come of me trying to ship Pintsize with Droid 06 for the classic 6pint. *sigh*

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Thisguy · February 29, 2020

Always love these two

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Rabbid Pencil · February 29, 2020

Bill Cipher?!

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B D · February 28, 2020

That is perfect for Spookybot.

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Matt Grayson · February 28, 2020

What is Yay thinking in the first panel? "Wait! How did she intercept a message from the D.O.R.D?"

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Joseph Bonnar · February 29, 2020

I'm familiar with the (non)word dord. I'm not familiar with the D.O.R.D. abbreviation. :)

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Populuxe · February 28, 2020

When Yay speaks, does anyone else hear the voice of Jacob Tobia aka Double Trouble on She-Ra?

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Piscador · February 28, 2020

I had to look it up. but ... now I do :)

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Tamara Macadam · February 28, 2020

MELON

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Andrew · February 28, 2020

And of course she made it out of a cover from some old mirror, throwing away the sign that said “abandon all hope all ye who gaze upon this portal”.

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Populuxe · February 28, 2020

Why is everyone shipping Melon and Yay when Melon already lives with her boyfriend?

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CosmicTransmtation · February 28, 2020

Because you can ship anyone with anyone for fun obviously

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Steve · February 28, 2020

Love it! Is Yay wearing Crocs? I pictured them as more of a Gazelles wearer lol!

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Chris Vermeers · February 29, 2020

They look kinda like pink Chucks to me.

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Matt · February 28, 2020

Gravity Falls limited edition charge pod!? Sweet!!

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Douglas E. Smith · February 28, 2020

I know what I want my next blanket to look like now!

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Joseph Bonnar · February 28, 2020

Ok. Now shipping Yamelon.

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Stephen Wells · February 28, 2020

Yoko. Oh no.

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Magniras · February 28, 2020

I'm getting serious Hellsing Ultimate/Castlevania vibes from that cover. Like if someone opened it they'd unleash an unholy scourge on the land.

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Michael Boettger · February 28, 2020

All Yay needs is a long, black, silk cape to complete the look.

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Christopher Beer · February 28, 2020

So, does this make Melon an interior or an exterior decorator? :^)

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Czarzhan · February 28, 2020

Yes.

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ViennaStar · February 28, 2020

Can I buy this as a cloak in size 4xl? And if so when will it arrive?

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Fafner · February 28, 2020

Melon is such a good girl!

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David Durant · February 28, 2020

No-one is commenting that Melon's created a cover fit for a Great Old One and that yay seems first surprised and then pleased...

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M. · February 28, 2020

Cthulhu... or Alucard given the color

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Auros Harman · February 28, 2020

So with the washing machines being in the same place, are these "wash'n'charge" stations? With touchless charging, so you can also wash at the same time while using an inductive magnetic field to charge.

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Andrew · February 28, 2020

Melon would still try to use a washing machine though wouldn’t she :) Then be all “it makes me so dizzy!”

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Bryan Stopp · February 28, 2020

This ship is sailing!!

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Bagge · February 28, 2020

...cute?

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John Peterson · February 28, 2020

Still trying to figure out Spookybot's neck seam...

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Mark Thomas · February 28, 2020

maybe it's less of a "neck seem" and more of a "muscle/tendon" wrinkle, with certain motions causing the bunching up of her skin in that area and the flat drawing style not clearly delineating the difference. Spookybot seems to advanced to be together with clearly visible head/arm/leg seams

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Jason · February 28, 2020

I want that blanket, pod cozy, thingee. Where is Melon's Etsy? 🙂

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Emma Humphries · February 28, 2020

Why are the chargers in the basement? Why don't they have curtains. I don't want people creeping on me when they do their laundry while I'm recharging!?!

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Joseph Bonnar · February 28, 2020

I'd need to hunt, but I believe Yay mentioned that they had rented a charger pod in the basement. Lemme look and see what I can find, Emma.

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Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys · February 28, 2020

I don't think Jeph has put any specifics up (yet) but Yay mentioned they were renting the pod - so presumably it's an option for AIs that is either cheaper or simply more convenient for those not hoping to entertain guests. I guess companion AIs usually live with their companion, as seen with Momo, Pintsitze and Winslow. Everyone else has to find their own charging opportunities (As seen with Bubbles, May, Roko and Melon (and Melons buddy who's name escapes me right now)) As for homelessness in AIs, I'm curious myself. Looking at Mays shitty treatment, it's very possible that there are homeless AIs on the daily search for a charger station, though I guess they might be able to abandon their body if things get too rough? Lots of interesting material here

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Some Ed · February 29, 2020

I think Melon's buddy is one of the (many) Arthurs.

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Matthew McPherson · February 28, 2020

Has Jeph put any writings anywhere that covers the societal changes of QC's world? Like the AI charging basement, are these AI sort've homeless and just pop in for a nightly charge? Are AI's like Roko and Melon average or unusual because they rent accommodation?

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Some Ed · February 29, 2020

I don't recall any word of god on this, but it feels to me like AIs that just rent charging pods are an odd mix of poor (but not homeless - the charging pod counts as a home.) and minimalists who are probably fairly well off. AIs that rent apartments or serve as companions are living the dream.

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Joshua Brumley · February 28, 2020

So... She made a cozy for a charging coffin-er-kiosk?

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Miyaa · February 28, 2020

I give it an hour before melon & yay are smooching inside the pod or in Roko’s apartment which caused Roko to ask them to go find a room.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · February 28, 2020

I'm not sure Melon is into smooching. I presume her sexuality is as quirky as her tastes in drinks and food.

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Tim Keating · February 28, 2020

Keeping the "spooky" in spookybot. Tell me that's not a vampire coffin right there...

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Some Ed · February 29, 2020

That's not a vampire coffin right there. No, I'm not going to do everything you asked, but that one was pretty easy and harmless.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · February 28, 2020

Yay! You can't spell "Eldritch Superintelligence" without CUTE NERD.

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JD · February 28, 2020

That is so Yay.

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Millie · February 28, 2020

This is so perfect.

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Dave, Duke of Fridges · February 28, 2020

Lol AI charging stations. It's the dock of anthro-pcs

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Eldritch Insights · February 28, 2020

Well that's adorable.

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Chaoscodex199 · February 28, 2020

<3