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February 26, 2020

Tragedy

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Comments (45)

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Kerin Schiesser · February 29, 2020

or did he choose a first name, second name kind of name? Is he Arthur Nelson? There is a mildly famous politician named that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_E._Nelson Perhaps Arthur/Nelson picked a name reflecting a mildly successful bureaucrat on purpose? :D

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Chapel · February 28, 2020

Wait, is his name Arthur or Nelson?

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Chris Arnold · February 29, 2020

Yes

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Marc Ducharme · February 27, 2020

Waitwaitwait...so Beepatrice is in charge?

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Wild Card · February 27, 2020

If you didn't call the author she, I would have put money down on it being Asimov

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Kriss Pang · February 26, 2020

W h a t ?

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Felix Tischer · February 26, 2020

I'm pretty sure the author is Ursula K. LeGuin. She passed away a few weeks ago or something. :(

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Zach Elwyn · February 26, 2020

Better if it was JK Rowling, Roku would be sitting on, like, quadrillions of dollars by now.

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Bagge · February 26, 2020

To be a garden statue seems nice

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Philip D Jones · February 26, 2020

The girls(?) outfits are really cute. How does one refer to an AI that has assumed a female persona.?

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Stephen Wells · February 26, 2020

The characters seem to use "she" routinely, and "they" is never problematic.

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ThatOneGuy · February 26, 2020

I feel like there's a missing "a" in front of wealthy in Beep's speech bubble in the first panel.

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Elf Sternberg · February 26, 2020

I can't help but wonder if Roko is about to go to a outdoor sculpture park and Have Words With Someone™.

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Jason Rock · February 26, 2020

Someone please hug Beeps.

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Raphael Bressel · February 26, 2020

When did he change his name from Nelson? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3954

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MercuryBuddha · February 26, 2020

Arthur Nelson?

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fizzlefist · February 26, 2020

And thus Roko learns she can take command of a sleeping battleship

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Brad Kirkwood · February 26, 2020

still confused, is his name arthur or nelson?

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · February 26, 2020

Arthur Nelson. ;)

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Joseph Bonnar · February 26, 2020

Why couldn't the AI have decided to become a toaster? That would have been helpful for poor Roko.

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Sleepy John · February 26, 2020

There is no shame in not being successful in a position for which one has no training, aptitude, or desire.

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salixOS · February 26, 2020

Being a garden sculpture sounds nice actually.

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William Cole · February 26, 2020

Nice work if you can get it.

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J. Spencer Love · February 26, 2020

This seems to be an underlying assumption, but Roko should stay. Stomping out in a huff would be dramatic, but if she didn't repent and return it would be a huge disappointment.

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Stephen Wells · February 26, 2020

She's not going to leave Beeps in the lurch, don't worry :)

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Ted Van Roekel · February 26, 2020

Okay, what we haven't mentioned yet is, if the funding is still intact, Roko will be in charge of some sort of organization with money and ZERO OVERSIGHT. I love this idea.

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Chuck Dee · February 26, 2020

Zero Oversight was my first thought...

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Michael Fox · February 26, 2020

Slight typo: "estate of A wealthy..."

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Andrew Mitchell · February 26, 2020

Depending on how much money is left, this could be a huge opportunity for furthering AI rights. Beeps said "hemorrhaging volunteers", not money, so it will be interesting to see where Roko takes this.

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Captain Button · February 26, 2020

Tragedy When the feeling's gone and you can't go on It's tragedy

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Nick Hodgson · February 29, 2020

When your pants fall down In the middle of the town It's Tragedy!

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Populuxe · February 26, 2020

I want to work there. I want to work with Roko, Beepatrice, Winslow and Arthur. And I want to have a job where I’m doing actual good.

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Joel Bateman · February 26, 2020

Beeps tried so hard, and got so far.... but in the end, does it really even matter?

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Miyaa · February 26, 2020

Now that we know where the money is coming from, Roko can start to find another rich person (maybe Hannerlore’s parents?) to help support them and be a de-facto board of directors to give them guidance and an initial financial support.

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Andrew Mitchell · February 26, 2020

Good ideas. Note that Beeps said "hemorrhaging volunteers", not money, so maybe there's a decent amount left?

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JD · February 26, 2020

The real question is how much funding do they have left. If they still have plenty of funding left, with Roko in charge, they can easily turn things back around.

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Richard Riley · February 26, 2020

The real question SHOULD be how many fines they owe for all of the reporting they haven't done to the government. :P

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Michael Boettger · February 26, 2020

So, Roko needs to look at their finances and look to long term prospects. Maybe Robot-Grandpa can help out. This may be a way to get him more engaged with the world at large.

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Czarzhan · February 26, 2020

I think, funding-wise, this is a job for Yayy.

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Izzy Omega · February 26, 2020

D- do you report to the garden sculpture?

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Some Ed · February 27, 2020

That was already answered a negative, if I'm not mistaken. Although, depending on how that all went down, there could be an open question of 'should you?'

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Matt Grayson · February 26, 2020

Best. Job. Ever!

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Samantha Yeaman · February 26, 2020

Well, now that Roko is here, they're about to get a LOT more productive, because she means business. I'm almost scared to see what she'll accomplish, but excited, mostly.

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Alexander W Couzens · February 26, 2020

Poor Beeps :/

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Tamara Macadam · February 26, 2020

baby :(