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February 23, 2020

Easy Breezy

Comments (88)

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Sean Kau · February 27, 2020

I am also a Sailor man. My 1914 is my favorite.

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Robert · February 24, 2020

I need a boss like Beeps! I'd love a Pilot 74!

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Sam Bak (they/them) · February 24, 2020

Uniball Signo 0.28 have been my pens of choice recently. I'm pretty excited by all this pen talk.

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Pearl · February 24, 2020

...And now I'm looking at adding to my collection instead of something *actually* productive. Oof

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Deuce · February 24, 2020

My daily carry is a Vanishing Point. Great pen. Wish I'd have gotten the fine nib instead of the medium..

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David H. Adler · February 25, 2020

You can get replacement nibs for the vanishing points. Not sure that's a financially sound decision, as they're about half the price of a whole vanishing point, but it can be done.

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Jason Rock · February 24, 2020

Two of my fandoms just intersected.

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Jimmy Besos · February 24, 2020

I got a Cross Classic Century for $25. Lifetime warranty. But my DREAM PEN is the Mont Blanc Alexandre Dumas Writer's Edition Fountain pen. #pengeeksunite

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Matt Grayson · February 24, 2020

True story: Long, LONG ago, I showed up for a job as a derivatives trader at Goldman Sachs. My boss looked at my Mont Blanc ballpoint, took out his solid gold Parker, and told me to, and I quote, "Go out and get a more garish and vulgar pen." I settled on a silver Waterman.

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Rikw · February 24, 2020

(checks out a Pilot custom 74 online)

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SV · February 24, 2020

You can get a Pilot Custom 74 (and many Japanese pens) for nearly 1/2 off if you order direct from Japan. :Like $80-95 for the normal Custom 74 vs. ~$160 from domestic pen sellers. The downside is that they don't come with warranties, but for Pilot/Platinum/Sailor the odds you're going to need the warranty are almost nil, because they produce consistently high quality products.

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Joe · February 23, 2020

Cross. how has no one said that yet. I love those pens (& mech pencils) - use them every day.

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allanfranta · February 24, 2020

I was given a cross as a present over 25 years ago, your post made me go look for it. It still writes after decades of sitting in my pen bin unused!

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David Pipes · February 23, 2020

Or you can get 6 Pilot Varsity non-refillables for, like, $15... :-)

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Pearl · February 24, 2020

Pilot Varsity pens are underrated.

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Travis Wedding · February 23, 2020

I feel like beeps walked all the way to Goluet Pens

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allanfranta · February 23, 2020

Sometimes I think humans are taking advantage of situations, like this "nice man" selling the most expensive pen he carries which is similar to Faye taking $100 offered by Melon for "fixing" her feral vibrator. Humans are predators, it's true. Also it makes for amusing situations. Amusing to humans anyway. And I like the Pilot G2's.

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Eric Rucker · February 24, 2020

That probably isn't the most expensive pen he has, even. By an order of magnitude. (Point is still valid, though.)

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OldGoat · February 23, 2020

There's a few nice people who send me a sample pen every year, printed with my company name. I've never ordered from any of them, but they keep me supplied. The built-in flashlights that were popular a few years ago were okay, but I really like these latest ones with a stylus at the other end.

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David Howe · February 23, 2020

They do ones with UV ink and a UV flashlight on the end; those are cool (and I have some with non-toxic ink designed for kids, too)

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Shawn K. Younkin · February 23, 2020

Papermate pens, by the 10 pack.

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Chris Gallaty · February 23, 2020

Clearly Beeps has extensive experience making purchase decisions for non profits...

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Mark · February 23, 2020

Judging on panel 4, Beeps has missed her true calling as a demonstration model.

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Caitlyn · February 23, 2020

Heck yah fountain pen love!

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Jeffrey Anderson · February 23, 2020

I love my Pilot! I don't have one with a gold nib, but I love my fountain pen.

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Trigon Manthree · February 23, 2020

There's some pretty good writing implements available at the Pen Island website. And remember, sometimes a cigar-shaped design is just a cigar-shaped design.

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Quill Zero · February 23, 2020

Inb4 forgot the ink

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Bagge · February 23, 2020

Heh, I knew she would get into SOME kind of hijinks. I'm just thankful she actually got back with a pen.

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Chris Crowther · February 23, 2020

I use a Sheaffer Prelude.

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Nadav · February 23, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-91y7BJ8QA

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Nadav · February 23, 2020

No link to the source of the page name in over 50 comments? For shame!

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Shawn K. Younkin · February 23, 2020

Uhm.... the phrase has been around a lot longer than that.

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Lars Gottlieb · February 23, 2020

And there goes enough money to get May a better chassis. *sigh*

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Mark · February 23, 2020

I don't think that fountain pens, even fancy ones, are *quite* that expensive.

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KingAtticus · February 23, 2020

I have never related more to Beeps than I am right now

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Fart Captor · February 23, 2020

Beepatrice has EXTREMELY excellent taste in anime references

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Autographedcat · February 23, 2020

I was given a Fisher Space Pen as a gift some years ago, and I have jealously guarded it ever since. It's easily the best ballpoint pen I've ever owned.

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Autographedcat · February 23, 2020

I've never used a proper fountain pen, but then again, my handwriting is execrable at the best of times; it would likely be wasted in my hands.

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oh_chenry · February 23, 2020

I'm not that fancy, just give me a Kaweco Sport and I'm happy.

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Joseph Bonnar · February 23, 2020

Forgive me for this, oh lord, forgive me, but Beepatrice must NEVER meet Melon while in the same room as Emily or (I have this on good authority) the fourth wall will be shattered beyond repair and the universe won't survive.

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Nikki · February 23, 2020

I'm fine with this.

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Thisguy · February 23, 2020

As the quartermaster of stationery at my work, I just bulk buy cheap BICs. If people want something better they can spend their own money. I’m not spending more money on something that disappears once a week. Besides, I suspect some staff eat pens, and I don’t want to feed them food that is too rich.

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Joseph Bonnar · February 23, 2020

Bulk BIC's? *urp* Got any... Paper clips? (YUM!)

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Joseph Bonnar · February 23, 2020

Winslow, you and Roko are in charge now. Just let Beeps be herself and you get the work done...

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Joseph Bonnar · February 23, 2020

Oh, and Arthur? He's cool so long as he gets his picture on the wall every month.

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Vicki McLachlan · February 23, 2020

Fountain pen talk? In My QC? 😍 My two favorite pens are my champagne Pilot Decimo and my Franklin Christoph Model 46 in antique glass. Close runner up is my BENU Briolette in luminous blue. Sparkles AND glows in the dark!

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Pearl · February 24, 2020

My white & black Pilot Vanishing Point (non-Decimo) is definitely one of my favorite pens. Retractable nibs FTW!

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SV · February 23, 2020

Good pick! Custom 74s are awesome. Love mine! Pilot Metro or Platinum Plaisir would have been solid too. Wait, is this Patreon or /r/fountainpens, I seem to have gotten lost..

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Áine Yore · February 23, 2020

I’ll stick with my every day Lamy Safari

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awgiedawgie · February 23, 2020

Pilots, sailors... meh. I'd rather have a nice stewardess or a nurse.

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Roy B. Scherer · February 25, 2020

Nurses make the BEST mates -- not that I'm prejudiced!

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Joel Bateman · February 23, 2020

I have a really fancy Jaguar pen from when I bought my X-Type years ago.

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Ted Van Roekel · February 23, 2020

Still shipping Beenslow.

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Ben French · February 23, 2020

Beeps is too precious for this world.

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Hugh Eckert · February 23, 2020

The pen is mightier.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · February 23, 2020

I'll take "the penis mightier" for 400, Trebek!

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Allan Widner · February 23, 2020

I'll never forget the first fancy pen I had. I was probably 16ish? I saved up and bought myself a Parker don't remember what model (terrible with numbers), wasn't top of the line by any means but it was nice, paid the gift shop I got it from to have it monogrammed. One day I'm at the table reading the comics and my mother wants to work the crossword and asks to borrow my pen. I hand it over, finish the comics, trot out to pull some weeds in the garden, come back in, she hands it back - with little teeth marks on it. Never loan your former four pack a day smoker who quit cold turkey a few years before mother your fancy monogrammed Parker.

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Am Queue · February 23, 2020

ack!

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Hedgie · February 23, 2020

I keep thinking that I should start using fountain pens again. Then I remember that I'm left-handed and drag my hand over the paper as I write/draw

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Kurt Roithinger · February 23, 2020

i went to school in a country where fountain pen usage was mandatory (and i still have a fondness for pelikan pens, despite that.) i can't begin to enumerate how many times i got ding'd for smears on my notes or tests. still, i was the lucky one. the kid who lived next door was 4 years older than me and they literally tied his left hand behind his back so that he would learn to use his right hand instead. austria in the 1980s - we just got past scholastic barbarism! yay!

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salixOS · February 23, 2020

I lose pens too quickly to ever think about buying/owning a $160 pen. The most expensive pen I've ever owned was $10. Also, congratulations on that Kabushiki Gaisha Pairotto Kōporēshon product placement.

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thatslipperyslope · February 23, 2020

Someone's a PenAddict fan

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Ed Marshall · February 23, 2020

Damnit now I have that song stuck in my head

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Nydariss · February 23, 2020

Bic all the way

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Some Ed · February 23, 2020

I feel like Bic makes some good quality pens, but also some shitty pens. I much prefer their higher quality pens to their shitty ones. Also, my ex has educated me on the fact that some of the ergonomic pens can be very nice, especially if one is suffering from some RSI, and I don't think Bic makes any of those. So I think I'm more of a Bic most of the way kind of guy.

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William Cole · February 23, 2020

I'm not responsible enough to care for a fancy pen. It's Pilot VBalls (Extra Fine) all the way for me.

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least_rectangles · February 23, 2020

I like my Artline Drawing System set. 0.1 - 0.8 mm tips, nice and clean lines, not very expensive. As good as it gets if you can't afford to drop the big bucks on a set of Rotrings.

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Robert · February 23, 2020

Sweet, but clueless. Jeez, you want to know someone a while before you give them a fountain pen. Waterman for me.

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Shawn K. Younkin · February 23, 2020

Welp.... There goes a part of the budget.

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Chaoscodex199 · February 23, 2020

It makes me feel bad to say this, but I'm that salesman... I'm too nice when trying to get people to buy, and I actually hate it.

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Captain Button · February 23, 2020

I get that problem with salesmen too.

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Leak · February 23, 2020

If that's the case, you're not punching them hard enough...

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Anthony Gaglianese · February 23, 2020

On my ambulance, I like using a basic Zebra for my daily, but in my file folder I keep a nice Parker Sonnet.

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Ted Van Roekel · February 23, 2020

Oh Beeps. You're too precious.

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Tudza · February 23, 2020

Actually, for that type of pen I'd prefer one with some weight instead of it being light. That way the pen does some of the work of keeping the nib on the page.

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Devin Gates · February 23, 2020

I buy cheap black Dollarama gel pens by the dozen.

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Spoogle McGee · February 23, 2020

No RGB?

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Tamara Macadam · February 23, 2020

ME

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Cthulew · February 23, 2020

Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken. Awesome anime this year.

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Zesstra · February 23, 2020

As soon as I saw the title I was thinking “is that a ******* KYHOE reference?” Only seen the first few episodes so far but it’s very good.

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Alphones Armorman, suitperson · February 23, 2020

She's the perfect image of incompetent managers, at least she's nice!!

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Erin Moriarty · February 23, 2020

A used car salesman would eat her alive.... She'd end up buying three cars.

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Some Ed · February 23, 2020

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't stop there. The used car salesman would pick up that she would anthropomorphize them, and market them as if they were kittens, and Beeps would end up being a crazy car lady with 74 cars.

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Marlo Delfin Gonzales · February 23, 2020

Hey, I love my Custom 74. Put me on a whole kick of buying Pilots.

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Michael Boettger · February 23, 2020

I, I actually have that pen. It is rather nice.

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Brian · February 23, 2020

They’re both just so cute!

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David F · February 23, 2020

All about the product placement

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Certified Nerd · February 23, 2020

I enjoy a nice Waterman, but my daily driver is a Pilot :)