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February 9, 2020

Ancestral Legends

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Ted Van Roekel · February 10, 2020

20 years ago I was Eliot. *Sigh* I miss that me.

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jimbo · February 10, 2020

Sigh. Desperately in love with Renee!

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Xaila · February 9, 2020

I once watched a video where a man flint-knapped an arrow head from an old glass soda bottle, was overwhelmed with a desire to try it, and then immediately realized I am impatient and have shaky hands.

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Douglas E. Smith · February 9, 2020

Elliot would get along with Obelix, I think. (Asterix comics) They could erect megaliths and menhirs to their hearts' content! Ooh, get Crushbot and Bubbles in on this! Menhir party! And Northampton becomes the next architectural Wonder of the World.

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Matthew Foweraker · February 9, 2020

Eliot is also exactly the sort of person not to see far people where there are none.

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Milo · February 9, 2020

Hmm so... Elliot is Helix from Freefall?

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Peter Jensen · February 9, 2020

Came here to post that ( link for reference: http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00075.htm ). They're also both very pure and good.

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Ami · February 9, 2020

Jaques if Elliot = you, then help me move some dang boxes

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Stephen Wells · February 9, 2020

Do not have a fling with Eliot, Renee. He's a large target, it's not sporting.

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TMN · February 9, 2020

beg your pardon, Jeph, sorry to inform you, but Elliot is actually me

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Andrew · February 9, 2020

Those sound like 'pistols at dawn' fighting words, but you'd both be too polite to pull the trigger!

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Bagge · February 9, 2020

Never trust a guy's cave painting.

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Midsummer Games · February 9, 2020

How long before they make kissy face? I'm asking for a friend who is quite invested in this topic.

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Jim Feldman · February 9, 2020

Speaking of Elliot ships, I really wish Jeph would let him find someone to be happy with. A guy or a gal or even a magenta robot with anger issues and a bread fetish.

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gatherer818 · February 9, 2020

I'm unsure about including Brun, but I ship Elliot and Clinton so hard FedEx wants me in their R&D department.

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The Agarics Formerly Known As Plants · February 9, 2020

HOT Flint and Steel IN YOUR AREA

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Cameron Bartlett · February 9, 2020

I'm basically Elliot. Big, tall, nice and clueless.

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R L · February 9, 2020

So Jeph vicariously lives through Elliot

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Ash359 · February 9, 2020

Flint knapping isn't a fire starting skill. It's a skill in making stone tools

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Nash Wolfe · February 9, 2020

I do believe that you have missed the point sir/madam/preferred other.

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z · February 9, 2020

Elilot IS the ship. :) You can combine him with anyone, except Pintsize.

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Barry Callahan · February 9, 2020

That sounds an awful lot like a challenge...

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William Cole · February 9, 2020

Ooh baby, I’m gonna reduce your lithic core, gonna reduce it good.

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Sleepy John · February 9, 2020

Come to my cave and I'll show you my collection of petroglyphs.

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Andrew · February 9, 2020

Gathering Tinder. I see what you did there :)

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AstralAegis · February 9, 2020

Confirmed, Elliot fits in any ship

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Some Ed · February 9, 2020

I'm not sure. Jeph + Elliot doesn't seem to work for me. Elliot + Elliot sorts from other universes doesn't seem to work for me. Even Elliot + Bubbles (as the closest I can readily think of from QC to another Elliot) seems a bit of a stretch. But any sort of relationship where he can be helpful, yes.

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Michael Boettger · February 9, 2020

Renee and Elliot bonding while moving. And I love Elliot's observation. I tried flint knapping a number of years ago. It's not that easy.

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allanfranta · February 9, 2020

it takes patience and good eye protection...

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Nash Wolfe · February 9, 2020

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Andrew · February 9, 2020

So all those carved stele are actually spam? It all makes sense now!