Bonus Comic: Marigold Fanfic Extravaganza

I am thinking that the last panel being the last is very convenient for Dale, who never has to finish his sentence.

hahaha! Literary genius. ;P

I don't know why I was expecting this to be a comic played out in Marigold's mind with people she knows as Harry and Naruto(I fuckin' hate naruto tho) while she watched. But I'm also not disappointed either, seeing Momo worked up is always a treat.

oh my god the dattebayo killed me

I voted for this, and I have no regrets. On a scale of 1-10, how masochistic am I?

Well, I've read worse.....

I need to go and have a lie down after reading that.

Can I go back an vote for the Melon and Yay one instead

I am dying, people are looking at me weird and I don't care. I am wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

OK - I read this, and then I read the Space Wizards fic (https://www.questionablecontent.net//spacewizards.html). Marigold has gotten So Much Better! I'm so proud of her, growing as a writer!

dear lord.... I can't unread this...

I don't know what I expected 😂😂😂

I HATE THIS (i love this)

Do the writing police have the authority to enforce capital punishment? Oof. I love Marigold but..... Oof.

Bahahahahahahaha! Reading this on the bus made it that much better, as well. Obviously we can all agree that “big cool dick” is an extremely erotic and that “horny” repeated 17 times in one page can do nothing but make the reader wildly horny. Obviously. 😂

I voted for this, and I'm still not sure I want to read it...

Damn it. I wasn't expecting this when i've voted. BUT DAMN ME, I WANT TO KNOW MORE.

Not quite the masterpiece that was Hermione and Ginny Versus The Space Wizards, but the last panel was hilarious :D https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1793 https://www.questionablecontent.net//spacewizards.html

Well at least she used proper writing software.

Eisner Award Winning Cartoonist Jeph Jacques..

INTENSELY EROTIC

Honestly I love this SO much

Wait... it's been in there the whole time?!?!?!

Well. We got what we deserved.

Honestly, it's been a while since I laughed this hard.

Well, I voted for this so I really have no one to blame but myself. ALSO WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS MOMO.

Oh god, I just re-read it and was laughing twice as hard as the first time. A thing of beauty.

I was going to skim but then after seeing Kylo Ren I went back and read the whole thing. I feel like I just got rickrolled and it was hilarious.

Hugo play with yourself. K?

This is the high water mark of your career, Jeph. I cannot imagine how it will ever be surpassed.

WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN :)

Now reread that as though Stephen Fry was narrating it.

If you put that on Wikipedia it would catch fire.

I wish I were a wizard so I could make my genitalia block incoming laser fire.

That was every bit as horrific and mind-scarring as I had hoped. BRB, fetching brain-bleach and watching the world burn...

Any way to increase the fond size on this image? Having trouble reading the fanfic.

Why have you done this to my eyeballs

You've captured the voice of the slash fic writer who knows nothing about the art of writing very well here. A little TOO well.

JEPH

I wonder, did Jeph have this one ready to go even before he posted the bonus strip survey?

I can hear the Hugo committee knocking.

Wow, that takes me back to the years I hung out with a bunch of Age-of-Sail slashficcers. Although they were much better writers. Lots of Jack/Horatio.

... I spent too many years volunteering on an erotica website to be able to read that without my head pulling down into my body like a turtle. It's completely in character and I'm fleeing out the door to go find my backups of my own writing to prove to myself that I *did* write better....

well damn. Jeph breaking new boundaries!!

Truthfully, I do not have high hopes for Marigold as a fiction writer. That was.... Christ, that was bad. Probably E tier, if you put a gun to my head and forced me to rate it. And, for me, anything below C tier is unreadable. If Momo can like that, then good GOD, she better not read the things I've written.

OMG. Didn’t expect that. LOL

I can't wait for JK Rowling, Disney, and Viz Media to sue Jeph... cause that will be intensely erotic!!! XD XD

Thank you for your service.

Now I'm sad I can't share this masterpiece. --N

Sir, this is a masterpiece. And I should know. --N

Aw yeah, giving the people what they want!

That was... painful. But, apparently, right up Momo's alley.

What program is this written in?

omfg this is fantastic lmao

...or block incoming laser fire.

Ok, so, when I voted, I forgot that Marigold wrote terrible fanfic. I also didn't think we'd actually get to read the whole thing. I'm not saying I'd have voted differently, mind, just that I didn't realize what I was doing...

I only voted for this because we haven't seen Marigold in a while. Guess I've learned my lesson.

Is there a noble prize for writing?

Damn it. I WANT MELON!

All these wizards and ninjas with their hot gay sex. It's a magical world.

Can't say we didn't know what we were getting into, voting for that...

It must have hurt to write at that level, you have my sympathies Jeph ( don't let Marigold hear this)

Not far off from what I expected, and it made me laugh enough that I may have hurt something. Oh, and in case people still hunger for more fanfic by Marigold, there's this from a while back: https://questionablecontent.net/spacewizards.html

Woof! Worked for me! I now have some wonderful images in my head :)

Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to stop myself from laughing out loud while reading this? My customers will ask me to explain, and I can't.

Well I knew what I was voting for when I voted for it. ...and now of COURSE Marigold needs to write that Squall/Kylo Ren chapter.

I think I voted for this. I have only myself to blame. (Myself, and others like me, it would seem)

Possum it should have been.

James Brown was working on a song called “Make it Hornier” when he died.

Dunno about you winning a Hugo, Jeph, but I think you're a lock for the Huge-o (that's the award for scifi porn).

Or Exceeding the Erotic Narrative limit

The charge is: Prosing While Eroticated

I'm waiting for a "phweeeeee!" from Momo, only then will it be truly, intensely, aggressively erotic as she vents coolant onto Marigold and Dale.

I'm honestly disapointed and pointed at the same time.

I appreciate Harry's honesty.

I'm pretty confident I have read this exact story before

Thanks, I hate it *thumbs up* exactly what I voted for

I wanted to see Melon Help Yay decorate. That said, I fully expected this to win the vote, and this is very much what I expected we were going to get as a result. Well, Momo's reaction was a bit unexpected.

"No style" formatting seems appropriate

"Don't blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus...er, Melon and Yay."

I've read a lot of fanfic in my time. This is definitely also some fanfic I have read.

I didn't vote for this and I'm dying. If they take you to writing jail for this, I'll bring a horse, a metal file, and some dynamite to bust you you out Jeph.

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one blocking incoming laser fire with my penis

Marigold’s writing is improving!

So, the question is, did Jeph have to _work_ at it, or is this how good his fanfic is normally? ;-)

Yep. There’s no putting this one back. It’s in my head now. Oh god why did I vote for this.

I'd say more like it's aggressively erotic

Not what I was expecting but definitely what I deserved when I voted for this!

So this is wizard magic.

I have regrets. And hindsight is a bitch 🤣

Dattebayo

I voted for this. I REGRET NOTHING!

*It just had* to be scrivener, didn’t it?!

HFS! (applauds) (pats self on back for voting for this)

MORE. MORE OF THIS!

Harry and Naruto proving love is real for all space buckaroos regardless of IP.

this reminds me of that one fanfic drinking game I can't remember what it was called but it was SOOO horrible. Does anyone know what im talking about?

"I never thought Marigold would write THIS erotic fanfic!" cries patron who voted for the "Marigold writing erotic fanfic" party.

I chortled heartily then tried to explain to my wife what I was laughing at. She gave me the "I'm humouring you" smile.

I cannot stop laughing. Like, I think I'm done and then I just start giggling again. 💀

I voted for pintsize and the possum. Just sayin.

The Dattebayo really ties the room together

this is what i voted for. i don't know what else i expected.

Hahahahahahahahaha OMG I wasn't expecting that ending. I almost spilled my coffee! Give this man an Hugo!!!!

We voted for this, we are all culpable.

I've never felt better about being a QC patron.

I also dislike the feel of underwear on my wiener and balls and butt

I almost feel sorry that you actually had to type that up. Almost

Good thing this is a bonus comic or Google's censoring filter would have a field day.

The program is Scrivener and it is good

This NEEDS to be nominated for that writing award for the worst sex story.

Scrivener! nice.

That's so bad, it loops all the way around and shoots past good without blinking all the way back to bad again and then just keeps spinning around like that until you're dizzy and probably barf a little bit.

😂😂🤣

I hate to admit it, but this is probably better than 50% of the actual erotic fanfics out there

I can see why you were arrested... ;) Lovely fan fic.

Like...uh...what program is she using to write in? My shit needs that level of organization instead of the nine Google Drive folders I'm using.

Poor Momo. Dale's probably getting kind of warm on that side.

Woo, XKCD shirt!

I love Marigold. At least she has one dedicated fan of her slashfic.

I have not a single regret having wanted this to be the winner. Zero. Zeeeeeeero. Narutos mastery of butt-stuff no jutsu, is almost as powerful as his talk-no jutsu

You should collab with David “Porn lord” Willis on his next slipshine

This is the greatest thing I've ever read. 12/10 would read 50k more words in a heartbeat.

I mean, I've probably written worse. What I want to know is what application is she using.

🤦‍♂️👍

Not my proudest fap

The moment Jeph was simultaneously proud and ashamed of his writing

I'm guessing it took longer to write that... whatever it is than it took to draw and color the comic. That is impressively terrible.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So...what program is that being written in?

Omg was this dick up my butt this whole time?!

I cant read this. I read a line and then another and I'm laughing too hard to continue.

Dattebayo!

Thanks I hate it 🤣

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Jeph, noooo!!!! Jeph, whyyyy????

Momo is a perv. But like, in a sad way.

I knew this decision to vote for this would end badly

Yes officer, that writer right there.

This is the best worst fanfic ever.

I voted for this and fully expected an absolute train wreck. I was not disappointed.

MY MOST POWERFUL JUTSU

Apparently the true penis was within you all along?

🤣

oh my god

Sigh. #unzips

I literally died reading the last line...