Bonus Comic Poll Time!
It's TECHNICALLY February I GUESS but it's time to vote on January's bonus comic! The 2nd place finisher will probably end up being February's bonus comic down the line as well. CAST YOUR VOTE
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oh god this is the worst thing I have EVER written, you are all in for a "TREAT"
Quite an endorsement/prediction, Jeph! We're all looking forward to it.
I should feel guilty for pulling that stratagem - but honestly - why ELSE do you think one of the first companion robots created is the robot puppy? HMMMM???
me too - Can the pintsize one be an option for Feb too? (robot puppydog eyes)
I'm disappointed the poll was only open such a short time. It went up after I read the comic yesterday, but before I could get to it today.
I feel like we're gonna miss out on some comical and real pintsize character development.
I am disappointed that more people don't want to see opossums. 😅
Well, given how perverted I estimate the average Patreon subscriber is (me included) the erotic fanfic was a given winner and thus I have my vote to the second place, decorating at Yay’s “place”.
Hard call between Melon and Marigold. Went with Marigold though.
(Though it is known, I will always be entertained by Marigold's yakkity-smakkity!)
Marigold's ero-yakkity-smakkity is known. What we don't know is Yay's Interior decoration affinities...and i got's to know!!
I'm leaning towards Yay's "style" being stark white furniture in stark white walls with text and newsfeeds all over them.
Honestly this is what I need in my life, marigold giving is that hot and steamy stuff
Given current events in America, having a voting choice where you’re like, “But I want them alllll” is like rainbow unicorn heaven.
Could Marigold's erotic fanfic feature the return of Marten as the Magical Love Gentleman?
I love Marigold, but her porn writing style is everything I hate about amateur porn!
Time has passed. She may have gotten better
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but....possums..
The possums have my sympathies.
Abstaining. I can't vote against any of them.
The current top votegetter does not surprise me at all
Erotic fanfic extravaganza for January, Yay decorating for February? Yeah, that works.
I want them all!
You can't throw in the word 'erotic' and expect us to not vote for it
Sad but true. (Not really sad)
Fanfic extravaganza. Erotic or otherwise.
You realize that the third option can actually comprise the other two
YES!!! Melon decorating Pintsize and his opossum friend. That would be hot!
No matter who wins, we're all losers.
I was hoping Melon would be leading, because I doubt Marigold's writing has improved....
I voted Oppossum, but all three options are pretty good sounding.
Oh no! I can't believe the Opossum isn't in the top two!!! :-((
This trend for perviness was clearly established on day 1.
First Past the Patreon Post is an offense against comic democracy! We demand a recount!
HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT WANT TO SEE MELON DECORATING
All options are decent, but i cannot vote for anything not Melon... :>
What would yay decorate with??? Skynet movie posters?
That’s why she needs Melon’s help!
sexy ALWAYS wins!
ALL THE CREEPY BOT ALL THE TIME. YAY
Antoinette Banemoon meets Tifa and Rinoa
I just...I have to know what she'd write. I have to know.
Saddened by the lack of opossum support =(
It's okay. There may be some opossums in the fanfic. And Melon being Melon, she's probably decorating with opossums.
It is unreasonable to ask me to choose one of these on a Monday morning.
I am honestly surprised people don't want to see more of the opossum
Don't know about other places, but if you're from the South, you most likely done seen three 'possums too many already. At least two 'o them were prob'ly splatted on the roadside, too, so there's a lil' bit of trauma involved.
IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS KIND OF EXISTENTIAL CONUNDRUM AND CORRECTLY GUESSING THE RANKING IS A HYPOTHERMIA-INDUCING COLD COMFORT
I voted for Pintsize but I knew marigold would be winning.
Marigold! How long's it been, jeez! Hope she's ok...
Y’all thirsty ;)
Erotic fanfic about Hannelore.
I miss Marigold!
Melon. <b>Always</b> Melon.
Every single one of those was a hard choice, i want them all!
Only because we haven't seen a lot of Marigold recently, I _swear_.
If this is the most difficult decision I have to make today (and it was VERY difficult), I'll take it.
Buddy film with pint size and opossum
I'm thinking a Pintsize Opossum buddy spy saga, "Possum Inadmissable"
Yes, erotic is titillating, but I just want more Marigold! Although the choices were really equally attractive.
Ironically, a lot of people say my erotic Yay/Melon fanfic does read like an opossum wrote it.
Dammit these are all so tempting!!! But how can I not vote for Marigold?
Tough choices. Decorate Yay's place?
My brain is threatening with filk about Pintsize's possum friend to the tune of TMBG's "Your Racist Friend"
This is where the party ends I can't stand here listening to you, and your possum friend? I think those particular words go 100% against the intent of that song. But they're the only words I came up with about a possum friend to the tune of that song. I think my brain's just stuck right now.
If any one comic wins WE ALL LOSE. I won't play your GAMES Jeph.
I’m going to have to abstain from voting because I truly want to see all of these things.
I refuse to decide.
I wonder how many votes for 3 got bled off to 2. --N
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I mean to be honest I want all 3.
The first two happen in number 3
I love democracy
I'm confused, there seems to be only one option in this poll :)
I miss Pintsize!
Choosing between 1 and 3 took me several minutes (I went with 3). Please ,please bring the other one as well!
torn between 2 & 3 but had to go with pintsize & opossum
I'd like some more backstory and character development for that opossum. How did pintsize meet him? What interests do they share? Does the opossum owe somebody a life debt? So many questions!
As much as I wanted to see the first option my morbid curiosity picked the third.
Same
If Pintsize & Opossum don't win this month, I hope that option reappears. I love the potential of that one.
Oh man... I really want to see "Pintsize's Further Adventures with Opie the Oposum", but you draw sexy too good.
You might get a more varied response if you offered all erotic choices, especially people will always pick the 1 erotic choice
All are good options, and I nearly voted for melon to help decorate, but I had to go with marigold.
picking one of these was hard
Is it a cyborg opossum that escaped from a secret lab?
Of course Marigold's erotic fan fic is winning.
I need Marigold in my life.
You wrote Marigold and erotic in the same sentence. I am a simple creature. I'm not proud of it, but I'm also not ashamed of it.
Melon helping Yay decorate the opossum for Marigold’s Dramatic Fanfic Reading in Yay’s apartment?
Annnd go! Haha!!!
Does Pintsize inherit Marten's last name? If PS takes the possum to the vet, are they gonna call it Possum Reed? Or, knowing PS, Dickballing Reed or something.
Shaun asking the real questions here.
What about Pintsize's The Toadies fanfic about Possum Kingdom?
I'm not complaining as it's the one I voted for but I think it's safe to say sexy options will always win.
the opossum is VERY sexy by opossum standards
yeah this is pretty much going how I expected so far
Let's see here, Melon and Yay are always funnOHMYGOD THERE'S A SEXY OPTION. <- average user logic.
No real interest in the one that is winning by a wide margin, sadness!
I'm a simple non-binary person: I see Yay, I vote Yay.
I am happy with both the first and second choices right now.
How about Melon helping Yay decorate for Marigold's Erotic Fanfic Extravanganza?
I second this. So many times.
I am not at shocked how this is going
I feel like ‘Melon helps Yay decorate’ is a veritable mini series in itself.
All of them?
^^^ THIS ^^^
difficult choice